Category: Whitney Port
Whitney Port At Coachella
Seems all the hot young celebrities are off at Coachella… Whitney Port was there in a short little skirt. Nice legs.
The porker behind her looks a bit jealous.
It’s funny how the young chicks like Whitney Port are getting touch with music history by attending this “hippie festival”. Comical.
Whitney Port Down Blouse
Is this an up blouse or a down blouse? I guess we are looking down her shirt so thus it must be a “down blouse”. Cool. I see boobs. All men like boobs.
This is Whitney Port and her boobies. What makes it even more perfect is the fact that she’s wear a nude colored bra… So it looks like she’s not wearing any bra at all!
More Whitney Port Bikini Pix
The other day we posted up some pictures of Whitney Port in her sexy bikini. She must have liked the attention because here she is again, this time in a sexier bikini!
Whitney Port Bikini Pix
All of the celebrity blogs yesterday was ablaze with pictures of Whitney Port. Damn, she’s thin. And white. If it wasn’t January in Miami she would have never have gotten away with this. Yeah, I’d hit it.
I don’t get what all of the excitement is about Whitney Port. She’s a women. Or maybe more of a girl. But very much plain looking. Then again, maybe that’s the appeal of her. I don’t know; I don’t get it. Hit it I would, slowly and softly; Softly because I would be afraid of breaking her in half like a twig. Which is what she is. Eat a hamburger already.
Then again… If I saw Whitney Port poolside ordering up some food, bending over slightly in her bikini…. I’d want to hit it. Really bad. Even if she was plain looking.
Whitney Port needs to eat a hamburger and then get a tan. Then we can talk about knocking her up and having my future children!
Whitney Port
I had no idea who Whitney Port was until this morning – when she ended up splashed across every celebrity blog on the Internet. Seems she’s a “television personality” (not to be confused as an actress) on “The Hills” and now she has her own TV show called “The City”? Something is wrong when people have their own TV shows that I’ve never heard of.
But damn, she is easy on the eyes…..
Whitney Port was in Miami this week on the beach in her bikini, which seems to be the in thing these days for Hollywood celebs.
I remember growing up all they ever talked about was the beaches in California and how wonderful they are. So, I packed up my bags and moved from New Jersey to California, and quickly discovered that the Pacific Ocean is fucking cold while the water on the East Coast is much warmer. Looks like the Hollywood elite have finally figured out their beaches sucked, and have decided to make Miami their “new city”.


















