Category: Selma Hayek
Selma Hayek Has Boobs
I’ve never really been a huge Selma Hayek fan, but I am a fan of breasts so we’ll count her in this morning. Selma Hayek is looking mighty fucking hot here with tight shirt and her boobs popping out every which way!
I love it when celebrities like Selma Hayek show off their boobies like this. We like cleavage!
Now if Selma Hayek can just give us a nip slip every now and then!
Impressive Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek’s stock just went up a bit in my book. There are breasts, fun bags, and massive over stuffed mammaries. Clearly Salma Hayek has the massive over stuffed kind.
Don’t know what the event is, but boy oh boy… Salma Hayek has some huge celebrity knockers in this dress!
Selma Hayek Rack
Talk about celebrities with huge breasts… Damn, Selma Hayek has a huge fucking pair of breasts!
And this dress shows them off nicely!
Selma Hayek Boobies
I’ve never really considered Selma Hayek as a MILF, but I just looked her up and she’s older than I am. She’s forty-three years old! Gasp!
But damn, look at those MILF boobies…..
Oh my god yes I’d hit that!
Salma Hayek Boobies
Salma Hayek went to a party in Cannes for Vanity Fair and was wearing a super tight dress – that properly put her boobies on display. I love it when Salma Hayek has her titties on display for our fucking entertainment!
Selma Hayek Has Huge
I don’t know how or why or when these pictures of Selma Hayek were taken, and frankly, I honestly don’t care. It’s entirely possible she has the largest mammaries in all of Hollywood. And they are beautiful!
Seems these photos were taken for some interview in which she discussed being embarrassed because she won an award for some kind of “best body” or something or other. She thinks she won the award because she’s a good actress, which is open to discussion. We can debate her acting skills until the cows come home for milk…
Speaking of milk, these pictures of Selma Hayek’s breasts are making me thirsty!
Clearly Selma Hayek severely under estimates how much her huge mammaries has affected her acting career!
Beautiful Breasts
I remember the day when all of Hollywood’s leading men was fighting over Selma Hayek and everyone wanted to be next to her. It’s not difficult to understand why – She’s thin, beautiful, long dark hair, and massive breasts. Let’s face it – Hollywood likes women who have breasts.
Yet oddly enough, I couldn’t name one movie Selma Hayek has been in. Go figure.
Maybe that’s because I’m blown away by her flotation devices. If I’m ever on a an airplane that’s going down over the ocean, I want to be sitting next to Selma Hayek.
In fact, if I’m ever on an airplane I want to be seated next to Selma Hayek.
This is Selma Hayek and her beautiful knockers on the set of 30 Rock.
I’m not sure if she can act or not, but I know how Selma Hayek got the part! I’m sure at the very least they wanted Selma Hayek around just for eye candy!!!!
Piñata Popping
Even though Selma Hayek just got married last week, she’s still on the very top of our list of pinatas we want to pop.
Check her out in this number – Damn hot! That cute little Mexican skirt and tight top….. Yeah, we want to pop the pinatas!!!!
So is this how Selma Hayek celebrates being married?
Hell, when she’s dressed up like this…. We can see exactly why she’s considered marriage material!!!!
Selma Hayek Married
What a sad day for mankind…. Selma Hayek got married!
The Mexican-born actress wed French magnate Francois-Henri Pinault in a civil ceremony Saturday at the City Hall in Paris’ chic 6th arrondissement, according to an official there.
It means another pair of Hollywood breasts are off limits for the rest of us until further notice.
Selma Hayek might be forty-two years old, but we’d all still hit it if we had the chance!

































