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I’ve never understood why anyone was ever attracted to Sarah Jessica Parker…. All of this “sex in the city” crap; She’s just old and ugly already.

And she looks damn silly when she tries to dress up like she’s a twenty year old. Damn silly.

Let me make this perfectly clear – I am not a huge fan of Sarah Jessica Parker. She just doesn’t do it for me.

Last night Sarah Jessica Parker came on the screen during the 81st Academy Awards last night and my first comment was “Wow, Sarah Jessica Parker has the girls hoisted up there, doesn’t she?”. My girlfriend just replied “Yep, and that’s hot”. This is why I have a girlfriend.

Would I hit it? You betcha. I am a man, she is a woman, and she has breasts. Clearly, she has breasts. And boy oh boy, yummy; They are in fact hoisted up.

Close up time!

Well, I feel better now that I got out of my system.

However, take a look at the rest of the pictures….

Poor Sarah Jessica Parker. This dress – while it looks sexy and classy – looks painful. Check it out. It’s like she’s got her tummy tucked in tightly wrapped up with a belt, the girls pushed up to the sky, and rest… Well….. The rest is properly hidden. But it still looks painful.

My girlfriend – bless her soul – tells me these dresses are rather comfortable, and are designed not to be worn with panties or bras in mind. Sweet.