Oh My Sexy Halle Barry
How did this photo of Halle Berry at the Golden Globes a few weeks ago slip past me? Damn, she’s fucking smoking hot!
Lindsay Is Back
Lindsay Lohan is back bitches… And looking hotter than ever! Loving the blonde hair and the sun glasses…. She the shorts too!
Although I hate it that Lindsay Lohan has a faster car than me!
Lindsay Lohan needs to buckle down and get with the program. She’s lucky that she’s famous and made the money that she has, but at the end of the day it’s a job, a profession, just like any other. If your a dick you’ll be out of work. Time to get back on the wagon honey – and stay there!
Jessica Biel Bikini Pix
Selling Anything
No idea why Kim Kardashian is on the cover of Inland Empire Magazine… She’s hot and can sell anything, but really? I spend every fucking Christmas in the fucking “Inland Empire” in Southern California and it’s fucking nasty there. But I guess if you’ve got a body like this you too can sell anything!
Pussycat Dolls
Don’t you just love it when women dress like whores and dance like strippers and call it a”burlesque troupe”…. I mean, really. Why don’t we just call it what it is – selling sex. Burlesque troupe my ass.
So Carmen Electra decided to hook up with the Pussycat Dolls and pretend to be a whore, which I guess isn’t that far from the truth. Kind of hot.
Some of the pictures of the rest of the Pussycat dolls were pretty hot too. I love it when they are were on their backs with their legs up in the air, pretending to peddle a bike that wasn’t there while giving us a great view of their ass – all while wearing garter belts. Hot stuff, but I’ll save that for another time. Instead, enjoy the pictures of Carmen Electra!
Yet More Sexy Bar Rafael
So it seems to me there is a lot of new pictures of Bar Rafael floating around. Every time I turn around, bam, more pix of Bar Rafael. Great. Awesome – I’ll take as many photos of what must be, by far, the world’s sexiest Jew. But this begs me to wonder… Is this all Bar Rafael does? Photoshoots day in and day out – in her bra and panties? “Hi, good morning, I’m here to work, what are we doing today? Oh, more pictures of me walking around half naked in my panties and bra. How exciting”. Seriously, I work in porn, and at times I’ve done nothing but photo shoots of beautiful naked women day after day for weeks at a time. And after the first week it gets kind of boring really. “Oh, more naked chicks. Yea.”
Although I doubt I could ever tire of seeing Bar Rafael naked day after day!
Because Bar Rafael is so damn beautiful!
Minka Kelly
I had no idea who Minka Kelly was until I started to see her pix pop up all over the place. A little research tells me she worked on Friday Night Lights – as a cheerleader of all things – and a quick call to a friend of mine who was on the show revealed that she’s a little hottie – and very nice.
I just want to see her boobies…
Did you know that Minka Kelly is the daughter of a Aerosmith band member and a stripper? Sweet!
Drive Angry
I’m still not sure who Amber Heard is although I’ve looked her up a few times. I really don’t care who she is if she’s dressing like this and looking like this. Who am I kidding; I would pay good money to be her sex slave for a night.
These are movie stills from a movie called “Drive Angry”. Amber Heard is my type of girl for sure!
Not Even Trying
Sometimes our favorite celebs look their hottest when they aren’t even trying, like Megan Fox here in her sexy tight jeans and tight little t-shirt… She’s not even trying to be sexy and yet you take one look at her little waist and you want to grab her by the hips and bang her brains out!
The shirt Megan Fox is wearing is pretty tight too… I love how it wraps up her boobies!
Slutty Heather Graham
I like it when Heather Graham gets all dress up slutty like… Ever since I saw her titty I knew I wanted her… I’d hit it, but only because I can deal with banging chicks that look like birds.
I bet you her stockings are crotchless. And I bet you Heather Graham isn’t wearing any panties.
I’m not saying Heather Graham is a slut. I’m just hoping she is.










































