Direct TV
Seems in Dallas Direct TV has an indoor arena allowing people to play touch football. Seems Hayden Panettiere took part… Yummy. Imagine being able to tackle her to the ground!

Super Bowl
Long time no see!
Hayden Panettiere, who is still alive but just doesn’t get out often, showed up at the Hickory Street Annex on February 4, 2011 in Dallas, Texas, for a Super Bowl part thrown by Patron Tequila and Cadillac. (I don’t know when Cadillac got hip enough to be throwing parties with Patron Tequila, but whatever.) She looks good, but looks cold!
The pictures are small, but then again, Hayden Panettiere is short so it works.
Still sexy.
Casual Hillary Duff
Sometimes it’s when our Hotshot Superstars are super casual is when their at their best. This is Hillary Duff at a radio station doing an interview (in Paris) and while she’s all nice and casual, you can just see the tip of her bra peaking out….
Combined with the fact that Hillary Duff is a snug pair of jeans just makes her all the more hotter!
Audrina Patridge Bongo
So it seems Audrina Patridge is now selling her soul and her body for something called bongo which seems to be a clothing line from Sears and Kmart. Right. Because, you know, I want my name to be associated with Sears and Kmart, the same places where my parents bought their rather lame crap when I was a kid. I mean seriously, I can’t remember the last time I was in a Kmart. I don’t even know where one is.
But damn, Audrina Patridge looks hot!
It’s fun looking at the behind the scenes shots and seeing how they end up in the ads. I work with both models and photoshop all day long so it comes as no big surprise, but it is kind of neat to look at!
Remember to visit our friends at Paparazzi Stalkers!!!
Lopez Huge Ass
Seems like Jennifer Lopez and her tight ass signed some kind of a deal with Sirius XM blah blah blah worth more money than I’ll ever make in two lifetimes. But damn, Jennifer Lopez has a huge ass!
Not sure why I called it tight up above; It’s huge. But that’s her thing isn’t it?
Kristin Cavallari Jeans
Kristin Cavallari, you lost me at hello.
I think what separates someone who is an actor to a superstar is how they look in public when they aren’t trying. This is Kristin Cavallari in a sexy pair of jeans and a little blouse that is kind of see through (and even more so when the flash of the camera hits it), and yet she still looks sexy. Maybe not beautiful, but still hot. Oh, I would so hit Kristin Cavallari if I saw her like this!
Even when she’s all natural, Kristin Cavallari still looks super hot!
Jojo Works Out
LOL – Remember Jojo? She was a one hit wonder some time back who has lived on the other edge of Hollywood. I’m guessing she wants it so bad that she can taste it, but just hasn’t slept with the right person yet. Go figure.
Jojo is all of twenty years old – and it looks like she’s showing her age. This is Jojo in her workout gear and all I’m seeing is tiny boobs and child bearing hips….
Is it me, or is Jojo getting a little thick?
No wonder why she’s working out!
Oh, who am I kidding? I’d still hit Jojo!
Sofia’s Massive Cleavage
All men like breasts. We love them. Can never ever get enough of boobies. And obviously Sofia Vergara has enough breasts for ten men!
This is Sofia Vergara at the 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards with massive cleavage…. She makes Liz Hurley look tame!
I am so digging this sexy dress Sofia Vergara is wearing. Massive cleavage. Imagine having her riding on top of you with her boobies riding in the wind!
Whitney Port Down Blouse
Is this an up blouse or a down blouse? I guess we are looking down her shirt so thus it must be a “down blouse”. Cool. I see boobs. All men like boobs.
This is Whitney Port and her boobies. What makes it even more perfect is the fact that she’s wear a nude colored bra… So it looks like she’s not wearing any bra at all!
This Month
So it seems the Lifetime Amanda Knox story is coming out later this month… I’m only so much into it, mostly because Hayden Panettiere looks a bit too much fucking homely for me.
I’d still hit it, but not excited about it.
We so need to get Hayden Panettiere back into a cheerleading uniform!




















































