Debbie Gibson
It’s funny how that in today’s age of instant gratification we have long since forgotten those who have delivered us here. While Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears are re-inventing pop music (must to our distaste), we’ve long since forgotten those who created the entire bubble gum pop!
Meet Debbie Gibson, the inventor of the bubble gum pop, now turned MILF.
Debbie Gibson is pretty damn hot. In fact, Elizabeth Hurley can take notes from Debbie Gibson here!
Not too many women of her age can pull off this look!
In fact, it sort of reminds me of the Kate Perry photos I posted earlier! Everyone wants to make Minnie Mouse look like a slut!!!!
Beautiful Breasts
I remember the day when all of Hollywood’s leading men was fighting over Selma Hayek and everyone wanted to be next to her. It’s not difficult to understand why – She’s thin, beautiful, long dark hair, and massive breasts. Let’s face it – Hollywood likes women who have breasts.
Yet oddly enough, I couldn’t name one movie Selma Hayek has been in. Go figure.
Maybe that’s because I’m blown away by her flotation devices. If I’m ever on a an airplane that’s going down over the ocean, I want to be sitting next to Selma Hayek.
In fact, if I’m ever on an airplane I want to be seated next to Selma Hayek.
This is Selma Hayek and her beautiful knockers on the set of 30 Rock.
I’m not sure if she can act or not, but I know how Selma Hayek got the part! I’m sure at the very least they wanted Selma Hayek around just for eye candy!!!!
Nipples Tucked
One of the things I’ve never understood about California is why everyone makes such a big deal about the beaches here. Clearly they’ve never been to the East Coast. For all of you idiots that have never left the Golden State, let me spell it out for you – The Pacific ocean is cold, the Atlantic is warm. During the winter the Atlantic is warmer than the Pacific in the summer. Even during the summer you freeze your nuts off in the Pacific.
Seems this is something that Kelly Carlson learned first hand the other day during a photo shoot….
Then again, I guess the cold water of the Pacific does have it’s advantages. First, it keeps the women out of the surf and on the sand where we can spend more time checking them out. (Perverts!) Second, it makes their nipples nice and hard. I like hard nipples on my women.
The look Kelly Carlson has on her face the moment the water touches her body is great. I bet you it instantly made her nipples hard too!
I’ve fallen behind on watching Nip Tuck – by a few seasons – so if someone can catch me up on what’s been going on with Kelly Carlson and her role that would be great. I’ll be the next few seasons on DVD when I have a chance.
Because if Kelly Carlson is strutting around in her bikini on Nip Tuck…. Well, it’s really worth watching!!!!
Slut Minnie Mouse
If Minnie Mouse was a slut who put out for everyone, this is is most likely what she might look like. Which of course is appealing to me.
Girls who consider themselves “every body’s girl” are usually my type of girls. I should be so lucky.
This is Kate Perry showing of her body while dressed up like Minnie Mouse.
I do have to admit…. I’d hit it just so I could say I hit Minnie Mouse.
Kelly Brooke Lingerie
I’ve often wondered aloud why some of the hottest celebrity women seem to enjoy taking off their clothes at the call of any photographer like Kelly Brook here. I mean, I’ll take my clothes off for nearly any woman that asks, but I’m a slut. I wonder what that makes Kelly Brook, huh?
The really funny part is these photos of Kelly Brook in lingerie, garter belt, and stockings, is for a woman’s magazine. Of course this is just further proof that all women are lesbians.
And this must include Kelly Brook!!!!
Kelly Brook in stockings and high heels and garter belts? This must be a dream come true!
Eva Likes Bondage
Sometimes our favorite Hollywood Celebrities crack me up. They pretend they are doing a photo shoot and ignoring what these photos are really saying.
This is Eva Longoria doing what looks like a bondage photoshoot. Hmm…..
It’s bad enough that seeing Eva Longoria in lingerie, but knowing that’s into being tied up and dominated it enough to rise the temperature of the Planet Earth a few degrees. Don’t tell me that Eva Longoria isn’t into such stuff; I think all women like being dominated. I think Eva Longoria likes being dominated too.
Don’t tell me that a magazine went to Eva Longoria and said “let’s do a photo shoot of you in lingerie and implies you enjoy being tied up” and Eva Longoria just said “okay” without giving it a second thought.
Unless Eva Longoria is into bondage, which she is!
I wouldn’t mind to tie Eva Longoria up to my bed post!!!!
Hurley’s Tight Dress
I keep telling anyone who will listen that Elizabeth Hurley is by far the hottest MILF celebrity that ever existed since the dawn of time. Elizabeth Hurley has a knack of being sexy and classy while showing off her chest – oh, her wonderful chest – and her sexy MILF legs.
This is Elizabeth Hurley at the GQ “Man of the year party” in London. I still don’t understand why I don’t get invites to such parties.

I surely wouldn’t mind being on the arm of Elizabeth Hurley at such an event.
But here’s the question of the day…. This dress that Elizabeth Hurley is wearing… Is it me or does this dress highlight her knockers?
Elizabeth Hurley might be the Queen MILF, but she knows how to show off her best assets!
Danielle’s Garter Belt
Sometimes I wonder if Danielle Lloyd is a cross between Britney Spears and Tara Reid. Sometimes she’s a little bit out there. I mean, really. Someone explain this outfit to me. While I think the way Danielle Lloyd is dressed, isn’t this something you should be wearing in the bed room only?
But the best part is Danielle Lloyd loves to show off… In this case, she’s showing off her ass!
And this makes us happy. Of course, Danielle Lloyd always makes us happy.
I’m not sure if this was taken before or after Danielle Lloyd had little incident in a bar in London a few weeks ago, but it might explain a few things about her. Perhaps Danielle Lloyd is just London’s version of Tara Reid…..
Basic Instinct
Remember when Sharon Stone heated up the big screen in Basic Instinct where she was wearing a short dress and spread her legs for a fraction of a second? God, how I wish that would happen to me just once.
Kristin Cavallari teased everyone in a trendy restaurant the other day when she was wearing a short skirt and was sitting with her legs crossed. You know damn well every man in that restaurant couldn’t take their eyes off of her, hoping she’d pull a Sharon Stone…..
All it would have taken was a few seconds….. And depending on if Kristin Cavallari was wearing panties or not, well, she could have let the world know what kind of woman she really is!!!!
Wet Berries
Halle Berry was on the set for a new Revlon commercial the other day but it was raining. Thankfully she brought her umbrella guy with her, because she didn’t want to get her berries wet.
And what beautiful berries they are too!
Wow, Halle Berry is damn sexy!!!!




























































