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I don’t like writing about celebrities if they aren’t 18 years old, mostly because I’m a horny fuck and I tend to write about how I want to do naughty things with them. Thus I shy away from such things.
Guess who just turned eighteen a few days ago – Victoria Justice. Oh, she’s going to be another fun one! This picture doesn’t do her justice, but trust me, she’s a banging hottie!
She’ll be a dirty teen celebrity for sure!
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Singing In The Rain
Fresh off her trip from McDonald’s with her slutty twin sister, Karissa Shannon got a flat…. (“So you got a flat, how about that? Now baby don’t you worry….”) Of course this just happened to take place in the rain when she had lost her shirt. I do hate it when that happens to me. The end result is pretty fucking hot however!
I love this really. This is what I’ve been talking about. Need work? No problem – just take off your shirt and do something really boring and try to make it sexy. Go to McDonald in a short skirt and lick some ice cream with your equally hot twin sister, or change your tire topless in the rain… This is shameless self promotion right up there with the likes of Heidi Montag and all!
But who wouldn’t want to hit that?
I love Karissa Shannon and her sexy twin sister!
Sofia Vergara In Shape
I love me some Sofia Vergara early in the morning. All boobs and curls and that thick fucking dark hair. Someone finally decided to put her in Shape magazine. Good call.
Although I’m guessing Sofia Vergara never has to worry about her weight, spoiled as she is. Huge knockers!
Vanessa Branch
Do you know who I want to bang? Vanessa Branch.
Don’t know who she is? Look closely…
It’s the fucking Orbitz gum girl. (“Does your mouth feel dirty?”) She’s thirty-six and totally bangable!
Paris Hilton Turns Thirty
I guess the time has finally come for Paris Hilton – She just turned thirty. Most women would fear this, but all things considered she’s faired pretty well and looks great for thirty. Then again, with the money she has, how could she not?
No idea where she went, but I’m loving this sexy red dress!
If this is how Paris Hilton dresses up for her birthday party, what does she wear in the bedroom? Oh wait, we already know….
Brown Leather Dress
My my, didn’t Vanessa Hudgens turn out to be a sexy surprise? Everyone in the world thought Vanessa Hudgens would be a timid little thing that rarely spoke, or else everyone thought she would be the next Lindsay Lohan party animal. Turns out she’s a little bit of both, but not overly so. Yet everyone still wants to get with it.
This is Vanessa Hudgens on the Diesel Black Gold fashion show a few days ago….
Don’t you just wish all twenty-year old women wore sexy brown leather dresses like this?
Irina Shayk
Irina Shayk did the David Lettermen Show to announce the cover of the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover.
I’m not a Letterman fan really – who the fuck watches late night TV when you can be having sex? – and from the other pictures I’ve seen a group of hot babes showed up, but Irina Shayk stole the show because she was on the cover and also dressed like a hooker. Not that I’m complaining.
Damn, Irina Shayk has some long legs – and big boobies too!
Candice Finds Religion
Candice Swanepoel is hawking True Religion Jeans… Sounds like a great way to get the name of your jeans out there. Obviously it’s working.
Not sure what Candice Swanepoel did with her jeans, but she’s wearing a pair of shorts here… Tight short shorts. Nothing is much hotter than a babe like Candice Swanepoel on the beach with a horse in short shorts. I’ve had a few dreams like this before!
Shannon Twins
What to do when your twenty-one and you’ve already reached the high point of your life three years earlier? And in the process you told the world you shared a bed with your twin sister and a man older than your grandfather? Well, you dress up like a slut and go get yourself an ice cream….
I can’t figure out if it’s hot or reeks of desperation?
Either way the Shannon Twins – Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon – are smoking hot. Imagine sharing a bed with them!
I Love Cheryl Tweedy
I just posted pictures of Emma Watson looking like a boy and not even attempting to show off any cleavage. And then from the same event, the 2001 Elle Style Awards, I have fucking Cheryl Tweedy in a sexy red dress, volumes of beautiful dark hair, cleavage all over the place… Clearly Cheryl Tweedy is setting the bar for sex appeal when it comes to the red carpet!
Then again, just the fact that Cheryl Tweedy is wearing a red dress says it all – She’s screaming “look at me” and it’s working. She pulls us in with this sexy dress and then follows through by showing her boobies. Perfect.
I’m not sure who gets to bang Cheryl Tweedy daily and nightly and ever so slightly, but they are one lucky son of a bitch!
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