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I’m not exactly sure why everyone is all gaga over Megan Fox. I mean, she’s cute and has a killer body, but her tats are a total turn off for me. I want my chicks to virgin like, unmarked, un-spoiled. Not covered with tattoos.
This is Megan Fox on the cover of an upcoming W magazine. Um, hello – Perky!
Very nice.
Don’t get me wrong. If Megan Fox was willing to climb into my bed, I wouldn’t turn the lights out!
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Montag On Valentine’s Day
So why did Heidi Montag get all dressed up in a slutty tight pink dress and board a plane to Vegas? For unlimited self promotion, of course!
Heidi Montag decided to go to Vegas so she can spend the day in a Penthouse suite posing for Valentine’s Day pictures. No real reason….
Just limitless self promotion, that’s all. You have to admit, she is the fucking queen of self promotion!
But is it me, does Heidi Montag look a bit like a whore here?
She almost looks like a porn star about ready to start her porn shoot…..
I guess after all of the plastic surgery Heidi Montag has had, that’s the next step isn’t it?
Hendricks Cleavage
Welcome to the one blog that loves to post about Christina Hendricks!
This is her in a photo spread for New Yorker magazine….. Nice rack!
Don’t you wish all women had a rack like this – and the ability to show it off more often?
Can’t wait to see the rest of this photo shoot!
Paris Doggie Style
Paris Hilton. One moment you love her, next moment you you hate her.
But why in the world is Paris Hilton on her hands and knees like a dog?
No idea. She’s at a party for some new beer or something. Maybe Paris Hilton had a few too many beers?
Or maybe Paris Hilton is just showing us that she likes to get fucked doggie style…..
Heidi’s Plane Ride
This is going to be the first of two posts today about Heidi Montag, so don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Heidi Montag got the chance to take a quick plane ride from California to Vegas. I guess it must have been her first time on a small private plane because she got all dressed up for the event in a super tight pink dress with her breasts hanging out…. Or should I say her “new breasts”. LOL. Whatever.
I work in the porn industry so private planes are no big deal to me. I’ve been on a few private flights before, and this plane looks to be on the smaller size. I guess they didn’t care enough to send the very best.
Now, with me working in porn and all, the only time I see a big breasted chick in a hooker dress getting on a private plane is when she plans on having sex. Setting aside the fact that (fake plastic barbie) Heidi Montag looks pretty hot here, I’m guessing Heidi Montag had intentions of joining the mile high club.
The question is why was Heidi Montag going to Vegas? I’ll answer that shortly….
Beautiful Shaina Twain
There are some woman that are perfect for one night stands, and some women are the ones you want to marry and spend the rest of your life with – love at first sight. The second group seems to be oh so difficult to find. The blog here features some of the hottest women in the world, the hottest female celebrities, and most of them would only be good for a night or two. At least by my standards.
And then there is…. Shania Twain. She’s a one of a kind! She’s perfect.
There is not one woman on this blog who can stand up to Shania Twain. She’s talented, beautiful, and utterly flawless.
I’m not sure when these photos of Shania Twain were taken, but they show her off perfectly. These pictures show off her best features beautifully too. Flat little tummy, perky little breasts, big hair.
Genevieve Morton
I’ve never heard of Genevieve Morton, but she’s famous for reasons I don’t need to know. All I need to know is she’s got long blonde hair, big boobs, and likes to wear tight dresses.
This Genevieve Morton at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit launch party. I wasn’t aware that the had such a party, but I would have assumed that they all wore bikinis to this epic event. But in the case of Genevieve Morton, I’m not complaining. She looks hot just the way she is!
I love it when big breasted Hollywood starlets and models wear super tight dresses with their boobies hanging out!
Tight Black Leather Pants
I would gladly be Joanna Krupa’s sex slave any day of the week. The last time I posted about her it was because she was modeling naked; Joanna Krupa has utterly perfect breasts.
Now here she is showing up at some party in Miami in the tightest, sexiest pair of pants I’ve ever seen a woman wear. Ever.
I never thought that Joanna Krupa could be this hot with her clothes on, but she is. I love those pants!
It also seems that Joanna Krupa knows how to party it up too!
That’s our type of girl right there!
Simpson Is Crack Cocaine
Usually I write about what our favorite female celebrities are wearing or what they are doing. Today to mix things up I’m going to tell you about how John Mayer describing having sex with none other than Jessica Simpson…..
“Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.”
Now take a look at this picture and imagine Jessica Simpson is the best lay in the world…..
Sucks being you huh? Knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex with Jessica Simpson…..
Brooklyn Decker
Check it… Brooklyn Decker on the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue….. Sweetness!
Not sure who would name their kid Brooklyn Decker, but whatever. I can still see myself on top of her, pinning her to my bed, screaming out her name “Oh Brooklyn Decker“…… Hot.
Not bad at all!
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