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CategoriesMonday Morning Megan Fox
Damn. Monday morning hits you kind of hard. So let’s kick it off with Megan Fox. In tight jeans. And a tight shirt. With her huge perky boobs. And those fucking slutty zoom zoom high heels. Holy shit that’s hot.
These are candid photos of Megan Fox in some parking lot. (Ever notice how when celebs get photographed in parking lots there are always nice cars in the back such as that Range Rover?) This is as candid as it gets, and Megan Fox isn’t wearing any makeup or at least doesn’t seem to be wearing any make up. And still it’s smoking hot.
Look at those breasts. Perky fucking little bitch Megan Fox is. God what I wouldn’t give to play with those boobies!
And those slutty high heels… Oh wow! That’s hot!
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Candice Swanepoel Sexy Red Dress
Talk about perky! Yummy!
Candice Swanepoel was at some event for Sirius XM blah blah blah, but she was wearing this sexy red dress that made her hooters stick out. It’s funny I’ve always known that Candice Swanepoel has great celebrity breasts, but every time I see her sexy cleavage I am reminded of it. Those are some nice boobs – great cleavage.
The red dress is just perfect. I like red myself. The dress could be a little shorter, but the cleavage Candice Swanepoel is sporting more than makes up for it!
Lesbian Hayden Panettiere
It’s always been my firm belief that all women are lesbians, or at the very least bi-sexual. Those who claim they aren’t just haven’t figured it out yet. This is why I’ve talked every girlfriend I’ve ever had into a threesome, but to date not one of my girlfriends has ever even attempted to talk me into a devil’s threesome – You know what I’m talking about.
And thus we come to Hayden Panettiere in the pool, in a bikini, getting rather cozy with her girlfriend. Who is also in a bikini. Hell, they might as well be naked.
Funny thing is I don’t see lots of men in Speedos hugging other men in Speedos.
I think it’s possible Hayden Panettiere is a lesbian. Even hotter, she’s in a bikini too!
Stacy Keibler In Spandex
I don’t know why, but celebrities pumping gas is always hot. Maybe it’s the the thought that celebrities have people to do nearly everything for them including tieing their fucking shoe laces, but the one thing they must do is pump their own gas.
Check out Stacy Keibler as she’s dong her thing!
Now this is some red head down to earth perfection right there. Stacy Keibler is beautiful on any given day, but the tight little spandex or whatever is super hot, her top is hot (keeping in mind that Stacy Keibler is not working out here), and Stacy Keibler brings it all home with a sexy little ponytail. You know only sluts wear their hair up in ponytail – It’s like saying “I was too lazy to do my hair, so I put my hair up in a ponytail so you have something to pull on when I’m going down on you”.
Hot.
What a beautiful tight little ass Stacy Keibler has when she shows it off to us. I’d do hit that!
Doutzen Kroes Is Catwoman
Out of all the Halloween costumes this year, Doutzen Kroes is the clear winner. She was dressed up as Catwoman or something similar. Smoking fucking hot.
I love it when my women dress up in head to toe in black leather!
The only downside here is that she’s all in black and up against a black background. But really Doutzen Kroes is smoking hot here!
This was at Heidi Klum’s Halloween bash, but no pix of the host. But why bother because it’s gonna be pretty hard to beat Doutzen Kroes!
Blake Lively Sexy Dress
Blake Lively was out and about in NYC last night for some kind of cocktail party.
Makes you wonder if they ever get bored with such events. Whatever so long as they are getting paid.
I love this dress Blake Lively is wearing. It looks like it’s a skirt with a tight shirt that looks like a bustier, but it’s really only one piece. It makes her boobs stick out!
And that’s hot!
Selena Gomez Upskirt
I think today must be my birthday. It’s not ever day I get to see an Upskirt of Selena Gomez wearing panties!
They caught Selena Gomez coming down the stairs in a short tight little dress. The short tight little dress is hot enough, but seeing up it is another thing – and it’s smoking hot!
So now we know that Selena Gomez still wears panties – pretty blue green ones.
I wonder what else this teen celebrity has in her closet.
Sexy Lion Tamer
Now that Halloween is over, we can see which outfits were the best. You know how women love to dress up as sluts for Halloween.
My favorite is Miranda Kerr….
I have no idea what she’s supposed to be – perhaps a cross between a circus lion tamer and a high class call girl, but it works. I love the legs.
And of course having her carry a whip is a huge turn on!
I bet you Miranda Kerr knows what it’s like to be whipped!
Sophie Turner Is Pocahontas
Sophie Turner sure didn’t disappoint for Halloween, that’s for sure… With a body like hers, how could she? She’s all boobs and legs. She dressed up as Pocahontas and in the process wore as little clothes as possible. That’s our kind of sexy celebrity for sure.
I wonder what party Sophie Turner went to…
The boots are lovely too. (Yeah, I know, I can’t believe I said that either.)
If this is what Sophie Turner wears to a party, just imagine what she wears in the bedroom.
Then again, with a body like hers, Sophie Turner could get away with wearing nothing in the bedroom!
Paris Hilton Halloween
So Paris Hilton went out to do her thing for Halloween… Not exactly sure what she was, but she had the boobs out on display so it’s all good.
Maybe she was a princess, a fairy, or a rich bitch with so much money it makes me dizzy. But no matter what we’d all hit that.
Paris Hilton was even looking good from behind… I just wonder if she was wearing any panties here….
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