Miley Cyrus
I’ve never posted about Miley Cyrus because she’s only seventeen years old, but I’m going to do this today.
I’m not sure who’s in charge of Miley Cyrus and her marketing, but they got it all figured out. It always surprises me that people don’t know who Miley Cyrus is. Clearly those that do not know don’t have kids or don’t spend enough time with their nieces and nephews. Miley Cyrus is part of the Disney network, has a huge show called Hannah Montana, which is about a high school girl who lives a double life as a pop star. It’s entertaining for all of about twenty minutes but the kids eat it up. She’s also the top ranked child performer these days. This woman is going to be huge.
Clearly someone is grooming Miley Cyrus to be much more than a child pop star. Damn, look at those legs!
I’m sure that Miley Cyrus will do well in life!
Jonah Hex
While I don’t like posting about the same hot celebrity twice on the same day, I’m going to make an exception for Megan Fox today.
Remember where I said earlier that she was in some movie where she’s a French maid from the future? Well, I might have been off a bit.
This is Megan Fox filming a movie called Jonah Hex; They are filming it in Louisiana. (I’d be pissed if I had go work in Louisiana for three moths or whatever to make a movie.) Anyhow, I have no idea what to call this outfit but it’s pretty hot. I should get one for my girlfriend.
Chloe Cummings
This one to watch!
Her name is Chloe Cummings. She’s Abigail Clancy’s cousin. She’s on Britain’s Next Top Model and she’s in the finals – and I’m holding my breath that she’ll win because I’d love to see a lot more of her!
She’s only eighteen and if your wondering if I’m feeling guilty about lusting after her, well, let me think about this. No. No, I’m not feeling guilty at all. This girl has a banging body and she clearly knows how to use it to the best of her advantage. And I’m okay with that!!!!
I swear her name was made for a porn movie!!!!
Megan’s Purple Dress
It’s funny how sometimes the celebrity blogs can’t even keep things straight. More about that in a moment; First, let’s talk about Megan Fox and this smoking hot purple dress.
Hot damn!
Megan Fox seems to be all over the place these days. And why wouldn’t she? She’s stunning.
I think she’s filming some movie where she has to dress up like a French maid from the future or something. Pretty hot.
So no one is sure where these pictures were taken. Some people are saying that these are candid shots for a press conference, and others are saying it’s for a photo shoot for GQ. I’m guessing it’s candid shots of a press conference held by GQ announcing she was going to do a photo shoot for them. Go figure.
Kelly Brook Eats Out
Imagine every time you went out to eat you were stalked by dozens and dozens of photographers. Kelly Brook went out to eat at Zuma’s last night, and was surrounded by photographers. She hadn’t so much as gotten out of the car when they were all calling out her named, trying to Kelly Brook to look their way.
And I can understand why. Kelly Brook has some cleaveage going on, and of course the girls had to go with her to eat out. Sweet!
Kelly Brook is smart, however – She ruined a great upskirt moment getting out of the car!!!!
Blonde Kardashian
Talk about new and improved!
I woke up this morning and quickly discovered I woke up in a different dimension – one where Kim Kardashian is no longer a brunette, but instead a dirty blonde. This is twisted; This is wrong. Suddenly I feel like everything has changed and the world is a different place.
Seems this past weekend Kim Kardashian decided to go blonde, or at least dirty blonde. I can dig it. However, I wish Kim Kardashian would go platinum blonde. That would be hot. She’s already a bimbo; Why not take it all the way.
These pictures of Kim Kardashian were taken this weekend when she was out shopping in New York City. Seems she first announced that she was going blonde on her twitter account. Is that where our favorite celebrities make their announcements these days?
Montag Married Again
Well isn’t this just swell? Looks like Heidi Montag got married. Again.
And of course you know exactly where this footage will end up, right?
I’m sure as we were getting up this morning someone was already editing the footage for The Hills. Whatever.
She’s hot, but otherwise “yawn”.
Wonderbra Thank You
Could a better match be made in heaven? I think not.
This is Dita Von Teese showing off the new stuff from Wonderbra. ( I don’t know who created the Wonderbra, but thank you. ) I mean, who in the world is better suited to show off the Wonderbra besides Dita Von Teese? Yeah, you can take any big breasted woman and stuff her into a Wonderbra, but it just wouldn’t be the same – you know?
Instead, I like Dita Von Teese strutting off her stuff. Now that’s advertising!
Nadine Coyle Goes Shopping
Talk about chicks I want to bang into next year….. Nadine Coyle must be up at the top of that list. I’d make this girl scream aloud all right!
This is Nadine Coyle out shopping. Why is she so happy? Because she’s been out shopping. I bet you it makes her panties wet!
That is, if Nadine Coyle is even wearing panties!
Sharon Stone’s Dress
I remember when Sharon Stone hit the silver screen in Basic Instinct. Come on, even if you never saw the movie you’ve heard about that one scene….. She was so young and sexy then!
Not to say that hasn’t aged well, but she’s getting up there in years. I think I’d hit it.
But mostly because of this dress. This dress normally isn’t worn by someone of Sharon Stone‘s age, but usually much younger chicks. But Sharon Stone pulls it off well!


















































