Baster
I’ve never been a huge fan of “Friends” or Jennifer Aniston, but that’s not to say I wouldn’t it.
Here she is in a hot red dress.
She’s on the set filming her next movie “Baster” when they caught her getting out of an SUV and going “into work”. She looks good really.
I can honestly say that Jennifer Aniston is aging well.
Simpson In Vanity Fair
It wasn’t too long ago that Jessica Simpson was all over the blogs across the world being called “fat”. Nay Nay. I knew Jessica Simpson would bounce back. She’s too beautiful not too. The sad part is other than her Dukes Of Hazard song, I couldn’t name a single song she sings.
But Jessica Simpson sure is beautiful!
That Britney bitch has nothing on Jessica Simpson, that’s for sure.
Oh, I should mention that these pictures are from an upcoming Vanity Fair spread. Very nice!
Cindy Is King
I’ve often said that Elizabeth Hurley is the queen of all things MILF, but if that is true… Then Cindy Crawford must be king!
This is Cindy Crawford at some fashion event where she’s showing chicks half her age how it’s done. Trust me, today’s crop of super models would be lucky to look like Cindy Crawford at age forty!!!!
Damn, look at those legs!
Cindy Crawford was my first true love. This was long before anyone knew who Al Gore was, or before he invented the Internet. But once I got on line I had a free site devoted to nothing but Cindy Crawford. I was and still am so in love with her.
So I’ll name Cindy Crawford “king of the MILFs”. Because Cindy Crawford is the king!!!
New Madonna Ad
I was at the mall this weekend girl watching when suddenly I noticed a huge advertisement for Madonna and some purse or something. It was scary.
I’m sorry, Madonna is like fifty years old; She’s old enough to be my grandmother already. And she hasn’t aged well. Why would anyone pay this woman who is thirty years past her prime to model anything they want to sell? I mean, seriously, it made my skin crawl.
Kids With Cancer
Well this would look like a pleasant way for a nine year old boy to spend a weekend. Even more so if they had cancer.
This weekend Eva Longoria took time out of her life to take part in a “Rally for Kids With Cancer” benefit event. Sweetness.
Now, keeping in mind this is a kids event…. And you would want a few celebrities there….. Did they have to make it someone like Eva Longoria, whom is a total sexpot?
When I see Eva Longoria running around in shorts like this and a nice tight white top, well, I’m not thinking kids with cancer. I’m thinking about all of the obscene things I’d like to do with Eva Longoria in the bedroom behind closed doors.
But it looks like they had a good time and I trust they raised money for a good cause.
Miami Vacation
Yummy. This is the way we should start every Monday morning – Kelly Rippa in a bikini!
She’s a little bit of a MILF, being thirty-nine years old, but can you believe Kelly Rippa has had three kids?
Seems Kelly Rippa and her entire family went on vacation in Miami. Must be nice.
I wish more celebs went on vacation in Miami and spend their time sporting sexy bikinis!
Dream Come True
Now this is about a dream come true, isn’t it? Megan Fox wearing a coat, and not much else underneath other than some lingerie and stockings.
This is her on the June 2009 cover of Esquire. Sweet.
I had a girlfriend once pick me up at the airport wearing something very similar. Long jacket, stockings, high heels – and nothing else. That was a fun ride home from the airport!!!
Mexican Honeymoon
Yesterday I posted about Heidi Montag and her utterly stupid brand new husband wearing masks to prevent them from catching the swine flu. I wasn’t sure if it was a joke or not. However, it turns out they just returned from their honeymoon – In Mexico. I told you her new husband was dumb.
I can’t comment on how their honeymoon went, but judging from these pictures of Heidi Montag in her bikini on her hands and knees ready to be mounted like a dog, I’m guessing it went pretty well.
I mean, come on already – How bad could it be if you were knocking uglies with Heidi Montag???
Sometimes I think Heidi Montag has only one asset – whoreing herself out!
Ga Ga In Germany
I have to admit that at first Lady Ga Ga was a bit too fucking much for me. She’s a bit over the top. However, when I discovered my girlfriend was secretly listening to Lady Ga Ga I decided to check her out. The chick is pretty sexy, loves dressing up like a whore – it’s always something different every day – and her music isn’t all that bad either.
This is Lady Ga Ga in Germany performing a few nights ago.
I’d hit it.
Breast Cancer
Sometimes the irony slays me.
Elizabeth Hurley, the queen of all things MILF, attended the a Breast Cancer Awareness event in LA yesterday. She wore a very beautiful, very stunning, very pink dress that showed off her, well, breasts. Nice job!
Is it me or do I see headlights?
No matter what, Elizabeth Hurley always looks classy! Even when Elizabeth Hurley is displaying her breasts at a breast cancer awareness event!













































