Megan Fox Hot Hot Hot
Flock of Seagulls
Lohan Train Wreck Continues
Lindsay Lohan has pretty much been in the news every day for the past week. It’s like a train wreck; You can’t help but want to watch. I’ve been trying to ignore Lindsay Lohan and her being drunk in public, fapping around in a bikini, and what has become her ugly skinny body.
However, she’s doing the Marylyn Monroe thing for Vogue again and it looks decent.
I bet you Lindsay Lohan wishes she was more like Marylyn Monroe. LOL.
Julia Roberts Bikini Pix
I remember there was a time, not too long ago, when Julia Roberts was at the very top of everyone’s “want to fuck” list. And one of the highest paid actresses of all time. These days, well, not so much. I haven’t heard of her in a long time.
Here is Julia Roberts on the beach in a bikini. Julia Roberts is a year older than me; She’s forty-one. And she shouldn’t be running around on the beach in a bikini. It’s embarrassing.
Julia Roberts is not Cindy Crawford.
Britney And Her Stripper Pole
So Britney Spears, still desperate for that comeback, is still performing as often as concert ticket sales permit. Is it me or does it look like Britney Spears is humping a stripper pole here?
It’s about time that Britney Spears shows us her true self. (Whore.)
I’d still hit it.
Kardashian Madness
There are just way too many Kardashians running around for me to keep track of. So this is Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian.
I’m confused. Is Kourtney Kardashian a midget or is Khloe Kardashian an amazon woman?
How can one of the be so short and tiny, where as the other sister is like two feet taller and nearly twice as wide? Which one would you hit? And where does Kim Kardashian fit in? Right in the middle?
This photo was taken at the grand opening party for the Sapphire Pool at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. And that strikes me as funny. One would think you would at least see them in a bikini or something.
Lively Legs
Blake Lively made an appearance yesterday at the same fashion show that Cindy Crawford showed up to, and they were dressed very similar. Blake Lively was putting her best foot forward and showing off her legs!
For some reason a lot of people are wondering if her breasts are real. Doesn’t matter to me; They are beautiful any which way!
Bell’s Photoshoot
Yesterday photos of Kristin Bell were release from a new photoshoot, but no one seems to know what or who the photos were taken for.
This surely reveals a new side of Kristin Bell – and a much more sexier side!
It’s funny because I don’t even think it looks like Kristin Bell at all!
Goodbye Scrubs
It’s not often I get to post up a picture of Sarah Chalke from Scubs and this is a rare opportunity for me.
Wednesday night is the final episode of Scrubs and our last chance to see Sarah Chalke as Dr. Reid. Damn, what a same.
Check it out on ABC Wednesday night!
Um, Kim?
I just don’t know what to do with Kim Kardashian. Sometimes I want to laugh at her stupidity, and other times I want to pin her to the wall and fuck her from behind. No sense being polite about it, eh? I can’t figure out if she’s white trash who got lucky, or if she’s lucky that she’s white trash.
This is Kim Kardashian at the Kentucky Derby this past weekend…. She almost looks classy.
However, this is Kim Kardashian a few days before her trip to Kentucky. Um, the 1980s wants their leotard back!
Maybe she’s just confused. Or a lesbian in comfortable shoes.


























