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BlogRollMy Poker Face
I’m not sure how you spend your mornings, but I like to walk around the house naked eating Special K rocking out to Lady Ga Ga while singing “Poker Face”. Seriously.
This is Lady Ga Ga Verizon Amphitheater in Irvine last week. Man, she really does it up, doesn’t she?
Lady Ga Ga is like the chick in high school you always wanted to nail but you were too afraid to even try because you were afraid of her. You were afraid that you couldn’t handle what she was about to do to you, and that you might end up becoming her sex slave. I guess that’s better than living in Pakistan these days.
I’m not afraid.
I just hope no one catches me doing my morning routine!!!
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Sneak Peak
I’ve had a thing for Nadine Coyle ever since I first saw her in that super tight dress. Yummy.
Now Nadine Coyle is giving us a nice peak at what’s under her shirt – namely her bra!
Very nice Nadine Coyle. Thanks for the sneak peak!
Kim Is Nice
How about Kim Kardashian at Kitson boutique in L.A. to start our morning off?
Nice ass. Nice high heels. Nice.
Don’t fool yourself. You know you live to see Kim Kardashian every day!
Nice Tush
I don’t write about Vanessa Hudgens nearly as much as I should. I’m secretly hoping she’ll turn out to be the next Lindsay Lohan.
She was out and about last night at the launch of the fragrance “Only the Brave” at the Diesel boutique in West Hollywood.
She looked mighty damn hot in her cute little jeans. She seemed to enjoy showing off her tight little tush. Nice.
Lindsay Lohan, watch out!!!
Who Knew?
Looks like young pop punk star Avril Lavigne has some cleavage after all….. Not much, but enough to get by.
She can be my girlfriend any day!!!
Holly Madison
Check it out – Holly Madison is doing her best to outlive her fifteen minutes of fame that rolled into a fake reality show. All she needs to do is put on a bikini and head to the pool in Vegas, and presto….. She’s back in the news.
See – For Holly Madison there is life after Playboy!!!
I Want Bar Rafaeli
I swear to god Bar Rafaeli could sell a heater to a homeless man in the desert or ceiling fans to Eskimos. She’s that fucking hot!
Here she is in Spain hawking the Reebok Easy Tone.
I have no idea what the Reebok Easy Tone is – I’m guessing it’s a sneaker – but I’d buy it just because Bar Rafaeli is selling them. Or wearing them.
Or thinking about wearing them.
This is why I drink Pepsi. Because Cindy Crawford told me. I wanted to be part of the new generation. I wanted Cindy Crawford.
And I want Bar Rafaeli.
Tight Dress
I’m not a huge fan of Hillary Duff and in fact I don’t think I’ve ever seen her acting ability outside of “Cadet Kelly” which was, well, that’s for kids. So this post is going to be less about how you all of horny bastards want to tie up Hillary Duff to your head board and do kinky things to her, and more about her dress – which seems to be in style in Hollywood these days.
Hillary Duff here is sporting a nice tight dress that seems to wrap around her tight little body. I’m seeing similar dresses on lots of the Hollywood actresses (and other wannabe hoes). And it’s nice. Because we all love tight dresses!
Debra Messing
I never thought I’d say this, but I might just pass on hitting Debra Messing. The star of Will and Grace – whom I adored – has hit middle age full force, and it’s showing in all of the wrong places.
I’m not sure where she is – perhaps she’s in Miami with Kelly Rippa – but she might want to reconsider wearing a bikini. It’s not horrible, but I’m on the fence about it.
Armani Lingerie
I know it’s early still, but this is the most disappointing moment of my day so far. Victoria Beckham launched her new underwear line yesterday for Armani. I have no idea wha Armani is doing in the business of making lingerie, but whatever. The lingerie looks hot.
Victoria Beckham looks hot too come to think of it.
But why isn’t Victoria Beckham running around in her new product? I mean, when Hayden Panettiere launched her line of purses she was wearing one, and them out in public all the time. Victoria Beckham should put her fucking money where her mouth is and start running around wearing a sexy pair of high heels and her Armani panties and bras. And nothing else.
Or maybe I just want to see Victoria Beckham in public in her panties. That would be hot.
