Paris Hilton Bikini
You all want to bone Paris Hilton so bad it’s not funny. It’s not that she’s super beautiful or even tight; It’s all about the money. Show me the money – and then show me your boobies. You’d be a fool not to even try to get down with Paris Hilton. Even if she is a whack job.
Here she is in Hawaii in her bikini. Paris Hilton, Hawaii, bikini. It might not ever get better than this!
Bar Rafaeli Bikini Candid
Trust me when I tell you there is nothing I love more than a hot blonde super model in a sexy little bikini. But these photos of Bar Rafaeli – while still beautiful – leave a little something something to be desired.
Oh, make no mistake about it, both you and I would gladly give up our left nut or even both of our nuts to spend an afternoon with Bar Rafaeli when she’s in her bikini. But at the end of the day Bar Rafaeli is a woman, women have breasts, and women don’t always look flattering when photographed in a bikini at long range by the paparazzi. I’m not a photographer but I’ve done a lot of photography work in the past, and shooting a woman is a lot of work – you have to pose them just right to make sure their hips don’t look wide, etc.
These photos of Bar Rafaeli are still hot but less than flattering.
It sort of looks like Bar Rafaeli has child bearing hips here. We should be so lucky, right?
Half Naked Candice
Who wouldn’t give their nut for Candice Swanepoel?
Ever notice that we see a lot of pictures of Candice Swanepoel half naked? What a life – to sit around half naked all day and let photographers take photos of you!
Crystal Harris
Yeah, I know I’m a few days late mentioning Crystal Harris. But when I heard she was engaged to Hugh Hefner, well, I couldn’t stop laughing. I mean, seriously, does anyone think this beautiful young twenty-four year old is going to be marrying someone three times older than her? Don’t talk to me about Viagra – It can’t work fucking miracles!
But I do have to admit, Crystal Harris has a nice tight little ass!!!
Topless In Rehab
So now as the year comes calmly to an end, I take a look back, and I reflect over the past year. Clearly this past year has been the year of Lindsay Lohan. No celeb has had such a rough ride of it and gotten more press doing it.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan in rehab – topless. Go figure.
Ironically, do you know who made the top ten grossing entertainers this year? Fucking Britney Spears – Got the number four slot. Go figure.
Demi Lovato Tight Dress
I know the leaked pictures last week reminded everyone how hot Demi Lovato really is… But check her out in this sexy tight dress!
Who knew Demi Lovato has boobs? And a killer tight teen body!
McCord Lace Dress
I have no idea what’s behind this picture of AnnaLynne McCord other than it was shot for a magazine I never heard of and looks kind of sexy on her!
Oliva Wilde Bikini Pix
So now we know what Oliva Wilde is doing over the Christmas holidays…. She’s at the beach in her fucking bikini while the rest of us are freezing our balls off!
Damn Oliva Wilde wears a bikini well!
Nice Candid Shot
A nice little candid shot of you know who…. You can nearly see down her shirt here – and you can see how her breast is hanging in her bra….

Sexy!
Christina Aguilera See Through
Christina Aguilera in a see through shirt showing her all of her bra… Sort of makes cleavage look silly when we can see all of her chest in a bra like this huh?




























