Dream Come True
Now this is about a dream come true, isn’t it? Megan Fox wearing a coat, and not much else underneath other than some lingerie and stockings.
This is her on the June 2009 cover of Esquire. Sweet.
I had a girlfriend once pick me up at the airport wearing something very similar. Long jacket, stockings, high heels – and nothing else. That was a fun ride home from the airport!!!
Mexican Honeymoon
Yesterday I posted about Heidi Montag and her utterly stupid brand new husband wearing masks to prevent them from catching the swine flu. I wasn’t sure if it was a joke or not. However, it turns out they just returned from their honeymoon – In Mexico. I told you her new husband was dumb.
I can’t comment on how their honeymoon went, but judging from these pictures of Heidi Montag in her bikini on her hands and knees ready to be mounted like a dog, I’m guessing it went pretty well.
I mean, come on already – How bad could it be if you were knocking uglies with Heidi Montag???
Sometimes I think Heidi Montag has only one asset – whoreing herself out!
Ga Ga In Germany
I have to admit that at first Lady Ga Ga was a bit too fucking much for me. She’s a bit over the top. However, when I discovered my girlfriend was secretly listening to Lady Ga Ga I decided to check her out. The chick is pretty sexy, loves dressing up like a whore – it’s always something different every day – and her music isn’t all that bad either.
This is Lady Ga Ga in Germany performing a few nights ago.
I’d hit it.
Breast Cancer
Sometimes the irony slays me.
Elizabeth Hurley, the queen of all things MILF, attended the a Breast Cancer Awareness event in LA yesterday. She wore a very beautiful, very stunning, very pink dress that showed off her, well, breasts. Nice job!
Is it me or do I see headlights?
No matter what, Elizabeth Hurley always looks classy! Even when Elizabeth Hurley is displaying her breasts at a breast cancer awareness event!
Amanda Star Trek Fan
Last night was the premiere of the new Star Trek movie and much to my surprise I didn’t make the guest list. However, Amanda Bynes did. This chick just looks better and better every time I see her. I love posting pictures about her. Amanda Bynes is one of the celebs who doesn’t get nearly enough attention!
And the dress Amanda Bynes wore to the event was pretty smashing too!!!!
Berry Still Beautiful
Halle Berry is one of those women who just gets more beautiful with age – with every day that passes by!
She showed up at the premiere for “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” in a super tight dress showing off all of god’s gifts….. Nice.
Don’t worry. Halle Berry will always be on the top of the most beautiful women in the world list.
Montag Prevents Swine Flu
I was going to write about how Heidi Montag and how she is talking to Playboy about getting naked for them blah blah blah. Being as so few people read Playboy, I’m guessing no one would notice except for a handful of bloggers with too much free time. But this is so much more interesting.
Seems Heidi Montag and her new husband (gag) Spencer Pratt are afraid of getting the swine flu. I thought this was a dumb promo picture until….
I found this second picture…..
It’s really too bad that they can’t read, because if they could they would know that these masks don’t do jack shit to protect you.
While I’m on it, if Heidi Montag and her new hubby spend so much time on the beach…. How come they are so fucking white?
Simpson At LAX
This is what I love about airport security….. Hot chicks partially undressing in public.
Here is Jessica Simpson stripping down at LAX yesterday…..
Damn, Jessica Simpson has some headlights there. Nice!
Spurned By Hilton
Now this is funny. It’s bad enough that Paris Hilton can put on a sexy red dress and pretend she’s someone important, but now she seems to think she’s too good for former lovers. She gave the brush off to former lover Josh Henderson at the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center’s presentation of “An Evening With Women” at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills. Imagine that.
Seems Josh went up to say hello to Paris Hilton, she pretended not to know him, and then turned around and told her security people to keep him away.
Classy!
Ghost Of Girlfriends Past
I just posted about Marisa Miller yesterday for the first time and I was impressed. She popped up in the news again this morning when she showed up at the “Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past” premiere yesterday.
Can we say “hottest dress ever?”. Sweet.



































