10 Feb 09

I Was Right

Yesterday I told you that Bar Rafaeli was going to be on the cover of the Swimsuit Edition of the 2009 Sports Illustrated cover. Much to my surprise, the rumors were right!!!

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I think Bar Rafaeli is the perfect bikini model for the choice, but I’m more surprised about being right once!

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10 Feb 09

Nice Curves

I have to give credit where credit is due. I don’t like Kim Kardashian; I think she’s had more of her fair share of fifteen minutes of fame and show now crawl back under a rock. However, I have to admit that Kim Kardashian has some nice curves……

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When they talk about “tits and ass”, this is exactly what they were talking about!

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10 Feb 09

Beautiful View

You reach a certain point where you no long care why they our favorite Hotshot Superstars are famous, but only that you get to look at them. Of course, when you ultra sexy and slim and spend most of your time dressing up in dangerously short tight dresses….. And then bend over to show off your rack to us at some night club opening……..

God how I love Danielle Lloyd…..

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She doesn’t know it yet but she wants to have my love child. We just haven’t hooked up yet.

LOL – Danielle Lloyd could be a walking advertisement for Guinness beer….. I wonder if she got paid for this?

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10 Feb 09

Swimsuit Cover

I remember there was a time when I used to wait for the most recent Playboy mag to hit my mailbox. These days the things I look forward to most is the Sports Illustrated…. And guess who is gonna be on the cover of their swimsuit issue this time around?

None other than Bar Rafaeli!

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Now, trust me when I tell you that I would love to have a slice of Bar Rafaeli pie. I can picture her riding on top of me, pretending I’m a bucking bronco and I’m giving her the ride of my life. The only catch with Bar Rafaeli is I can’t see myself calling out her name in the heat of passion! Bar Rafaellllliiiii!

It doens’t work for me.

But I would still hit Bar Rafaeli if I had the chance.

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10 Feb 09

Unlike A Virgin

Madonna is so getting on my nerves. She’s past the point of MILF; She’s a GILF – Grandmother I’d Like 2 Fuck. Don’t get confused here; I don’t want to fuck her… That’s what GILF stands for. I’m not into the habit of hitting fifty year olds. So not my thing.

At some point in time you have to look at yourself and say “I’m no longer sexy”. Yeah, she can still bag a some young stud but they one of two things – either her money or her to propel their career. Or both.

I would so not hit this.

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Thus, I must ask Madonna to put her clothes back on. Please.

Soon.

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A women like Lucy Pinder should not be allowed to wear a bikini in public….. What a beautifu site she is!!!!

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I wonder if she needs floaties – or if her breasts double as flotation devices?

Now picture this Hotshot Superstar doing jumping jacks…. In a bikini!

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9 Feb 09

Back And Better

Remember last week when every celebrity blog in the universe was posting pictures of Jessica Simpson looking like a cow in her “mom pants”? Yeah, notice Hotshot Superstars didn’t post any such pictures. I like to see Jessica Simpson in all of her glory with a banging body, big blonde hair, and big knockers.

Well, it looks like she needed to prove a point and got up on stage to belt out a few tunes wearing some sexy Daisy Duke shorts – and she’s never looked better!

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Rumor has it that messed up a few lines, but oh well, you can’t have it all.

I just wish I can have Jessica Simpson. Just once.

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Whoa – What I wouldn’t give to spend one night with Eva Longoria!

Eva Longoria was in Miami this weekend for the Lingerie Miami event. Don’t know what that is and I don’t really care. However, it makes me wonder what Eva Longoria is wearing under this ultra sexy dress…..

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Let’s face facts….. Usually I think most of the Hotshot Superstars were just lucky and in the right place at the right time. But with Eva Longoria I think it’s well deserved. This woman just screams sex appeal, yet always looks classy when doing it!

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The Grammys were this weekend, and I have yet to see a single picture where anyone was looking as good as Eva Longoria!

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This cracks me up. You always read about how these Hotshot Superstars talk about how hard they work out, blah blah blah. Whatever.

Here’s Heidi Montag working out. I can just hear Heidi Montag telling the story now…. “It was freezing cold on the beach, raining, and I was lifting up this heavy ball over and over again”……

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Yeah, but what you failed to mention was your trainer holding an umbrella for you!

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9 Feb 09

Gives Me Wood

At every event ever put on in Hollywood, one Hotshot Superstar always sticks out. This year it was Carrie Underwood!

I mean, just having the name “wood” in your last name should qualify you for an award at any event for the rest of her life. But her music is beautiful, and her breasts – well – they are to die for!

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Yeah, Carrie Underwood in this dress gives me wood all right!

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