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I swear to god Bar Rafaeli could sell a heater to a homeless man in the desert or ceiling fans to Eskimos. She’s that fucking hot!

Here she is in Spain hawking the Reebok Easy Tone.

I have no idea what the Reebok Easy Tone is – I’m guessing it’s a sneaker – but I’d buy it just because Bar Rafaeli is selling them. Or wearing them.

Or thinking about wearing them.

This is why I drink Pepsi. Because Cindy Crawford told me. I wanted to be part of the new generation. I wanted Cindy Crawford.

And I want Bar Rafaeli.

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I’m not a huge fan of Hillary Duff and in fact I don’t think I’ve ever seen her acting ability outside of “Cadet Kelly” which was, well, that’s for kids. So this post is going to be less about how you all of horny bastards want to tie up Hillary Duff to your head board and do kinky things to her, and more about her dress – which seems to be in style in Hollywood these days.

Hillary Duff here is sporting a nice tight dress that seems to wrap around her tight little body. I’m seeing similar dresses on lots of the Hollywood actresses (and other wannabe hoes). And it’s nice. Because we all love tight dresses!

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I never thought I’d say this, but I might just pass on hitting Debra Messing. The star of Will and Grace – whom I adored – has hit middle age full force, and it’s showing in all of the wrong places.

I’m not sure where she is – perhaps she’s in Miami with Kelly Rippa – but she might want to reconsider wearing a bikini. It’s not horrible, but I’m on the fence about it.

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I know it’s early still, but this is the most disappointing moment of my day so far. Victoria Beckham launched her new underwear line yesterday for Armani. I have no idea wha Armani is doing in the business of making lingerie, but whatever. The lingerie looks hot.

Victoria Beckham looks hot too come to think of it.

But why isn’t Victoria Beckham running around in her new product? I mean, when Hayden Panettiere launched her line of purses she was wearing one, and them out in public all the time. Victoria Beckham should put her fucking money where her mouth is and start running around wearing a sexy pair of high heels and her Armani panties and bras. And nothing else.

Or maybe I just want to see Victoria Beckham in public in her panties. That would be hot.

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I’m a huge fan of Megan Fox, but put her in a bathing suit and…… I might not make it to work on time this morning!!

This is for the June issue of Elle magazine. I swear, nothing is hotter than Megan Fox in a bathing suit on the cover of your magazine to make it hot!!!!

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What happens when the Flock of Seagulls and Rihanna get together and go shopping? Well, you get Rihanna with the girls tightly tucked in and pushed up – all dressed up in white.

Rihanna went shopping yesterday with her new haircut!

And she was looking mighty fine!!!

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Lindsay Lohan has pretty much been in the news every day for the past week. It’s like a train wreck; You can’t help but want to watch. I’ve been trying to ignore Lindsay Lohan and her being drunk in public, fapping around in a bikini, and what has become her ugly skinny body.

However, she’s doing the Marylyn Monroe thing for Vogue again and it looks decent.

I bet you Lindsay Lohan wishes she was more like Marylyn Monroe. LOL.

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I remember there was a time, not too long ago, when Julia Roberts was at the very top of everyone’s “want to fuck” list. And one of the highest paid actresses of all time. These days, well, not so much. I haven’t heard of her in a long time.

Here is Julia Roberts on the beach in a bikini. Julia Roberts is a year older than me; She’s forty-one. And she shouldn’t be running around on the beach in a bikini. It’s embarrassing.

Julia Roberts is not Cindy Crawford.

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So Britney Spears, still desperate for that comeback, is still performing as often as concert ticket sales permit. Is it me or does it look like Britney Spears is humping a stripper pole here?

It’s about time that Britney Spears shows us her true self. (Whore.)

I’d still hit it.

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There are just way too many Kardashians running around for me to keep track of. So this is Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian.

I’m confused. Is Kourtney Kardashian a midget or is Khloe Kardashian an amazon woman?

How can one of the be so short and tiny, where as the other sister is like two feet taller and nearly twice as wide? Which one would you hit? And where does Kim Kardashian fit in? Right in the middle?

This photo was taken at the grand opening party for the Sapphire Pool at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. And that strikes me as funny. One would think you would at least see them in a bikini or something.

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