Mariah Carey Pimps Jenny Craig
So Mariah Carey popped up back in the news again. Two decades after sleeping her way to the top, she’s still around, and this time working on loosing weight. As if it’s really that difficult. I’m overweight, and I go to the gym every morning. I lost five pounds in the past two weeks. It’s not like I’m an out of work pop star who sits at home and has nothing to do with my free time.
So now Mariah Carey is pimping out Jenny Craig. Whatever. She looks kind of hot though.
Nice rack.
Yeah, I’d hit it!
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey is knocked up! Sweet!
Who wouldn’t want to impregnate her? Fuck yes!
Congrats to Mariah Carey for getting preggers at her age!
(Do you mean to tell me that her boobs will get even bigger?)
Mariah Carey Swimsuit
Some women just look better with their clothes on. Like Britney Spears. And Mariah Carey.
This past week Mariah Carey started filming a video for a new song she has coming out, which involved her being on the beach in a swimsuit – both a black one and a white one. Mariah Carey looks great with her clothes on when she can hide all of her fat, but in a swimsuit she just can’t hide it and comes off looking pretty bad.
Trust me when I tell you these are the good pictures of Mariah Carey; I don’t like posting ugly fat photos here on my blog.
What a damn shame!
Sexy Mariah Carey
I love Mariah Carey. I’m not going to deny it. She’s got talent, wasn’t getting ahead, so she slept her way right up to the top – and became a huge star in her right. Talented too. Wasn’t Mariah Carey the biggest money maker of the 1990s? Well deserved, not only for her singing talents but her talents to bed down the guy who owns a large record label.
I don’t know what Mariah Carey is up to these days; I think she dropped kicked her rich husband and married someone half her age – good for her. Because she’s still banging.
Smoking hot too!
Mariah Carey fills out these shorts nicely, and still has a beautiful rack!
Mariah Carey Black Dress
I was never a huge fan of Mariah Carey, even if she was hot and was the one of the biggest and most profitable names in entertainment in the 1990s. Just because she had big boobs and sleeps her way to the top doesn’t mean I’m going to buy into her music. Or her movies.
This is Mariah Carey at the opening of her movie “Precious”. Well, it’s not really her movie – she plays the part of a social worker. The movie seems a bit dark to me. And while Mariah Carey might look smoking hot at age thirty-nine, I’m still not buying it.
I just hope it’s better than her last movie “Glitter”. Ick.
Mariah’s Music Video
Mariah Carey is one smart bitch. She slept her way to the top, pretending to be a singer, and made the big bucks. Then she drop kicked her hubby and went for it.
That’s not to say she isn’t talented – She is. And Mariah Carey is damn beautiful!
This is Mariah Carey filming a new video. Can’t wait to see it. She looks sexy in her sun glasses!
Breasts To The Top
Say what you want about Mariah Carey…. But she’s typical of American talent. She can sing, I’ll give her that.
Here she is at some event showing off her best assets. Her breasts. Yes, I said it. Thank god for the push up bra or whatever she’s wearing.
Mariah Carey can belt out a tune, no doubt about it. But in typical American fashion, instead of rising to the top based on her talent instead she slept her way right to the top. I wish I had breasts; I’d be fucking my way to the top of Hollywood too.
I think Mariah Carey and her breasts are ready to burst out of this dress!
Have you seen her house? Fuck me – Mariah Carey lives like a damn king!!!!
Mariah Carey In Cannes
Mariah Carey is also one of the stars who made it to Cannes France this week. Um, boy, she’s really “out there”.
I guess when that’s the only real talent you have, well, flaunt it, right?
I’ll give her credit, however. Mariah Carey does look good here.
Living Large
While the rest of the world is facing foreclosures and an uncertain future, Mariah Carey is living large. Seriously large.
This past week Mariah Carey toured the Fleur de Lys, which just so happens to be the most expensive house in the fucking world. Ouch. The house is nice, but her ass…. Is to die for!
Take a look at this house!!!! Jesus fucking Christ.
That’s great for Mariah Carey. Clearly I’m in the wrong line of work.
Playing With Balls
I have some mixed emotions about Mariah Carey. On one hand, Mariah Carey is smoking fucking hot. Not bad at all for a mutt! She can sing too, although she’s clearly not one of my favorites. But at the same time this little slut more or less slept her way right up to the top. It’s like taking the casting couch and riding it all the way up to the top!
If I was in charge of a record company and Mariah Carey wanted to sleep with me to get ahead, well, I’m not stupid.
I’d let her rock my world!
This is Mariah Carey throwing out some baseball at a baseball game. Hotness. I love it when hotties take to the pitcher’s mound wearing short shorts and high heels!








































