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Madonna Hot Again?
The last time I saw a photo of Madonna, I wish I didn’t look. Twenty years ago when she was in her prime she was hot, and I’ll forever be in debt to her for getting my girlfriends to wear their lingerie on the outside. That was a fun time.
It’s got to suck going from a beautiful trend setter to grandma. At least when I hit fifty years of age no one will be comparing me to when I was a twenty year old US Marine!
But then I see this picture of Madonna….
And Madonna doesn’t look half bad there. Have her tease up her hair, put on a bustier that makes her titties stick out, some sun glasses, and then soft focus it…. And presto – I’d hit it!
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Madonna Interview Magazine
Madonna is going about this all wrong. Posing half naked with a cross is no longer taboo. Twenty years ago, maybe. What she needs to do now is pose naked. Because at her age, that would be drama.
This photo was taken for Interview Magazine.
She’s old, but still looks good. I guess. I might just hit it.
Madonna Passes Out
Madonna hasn’t gotten the memo yet. You can’t be fifty-one years old, have 2% body fat, and still get out of bed. It’s just not possible. You’ll pass out.
Which is exactly what Madonna did the other day. Twice. During a concert.
Madonna collapsed twice onstage during her Sticky & Sweet show in Bulgaria over last weekend. Opps.
This is what happens when Grandma tries to do a concert.
Grandma The Schoolgirl
Why does it seem to me that all of the brand name performers who are in desperate need of a comeback go to London to perform? It’s gotten kind of old, hasn’t it?
Speaking of old, here’s Grandma dressed up like a schoolgirl humping a stripping pole. Errr, I meant to say Madonna.
Seems Madonna pissed off a lot of people the other night at her recent concert. Shame on her. She showed up nearly two hours late, causing some people to miss their rides home on the local transit system which closed at the same time the concert ended. But before then, she demanded that they shut off the air conditioning because she was cold – while every one else in the joint suffered in a sauna. Smooth.
Can someone please, for the love of God, explain to me why fifty year old Madonna is dressed up like a school girl? That’s just plain fucking wrong already.
Blurry Madonna Pix
Madonna release some new pictures the other day. She’s still old.
It’s got to suck being Madonna. Her entire career has been based on her beauty and sexuality (although that’s not to say Madonna isn’t talented). But she needs to understand that she’s in her fifties; She’s a bit too old to be considered sexy.
Come on. Anyone can throw on a fan, let their hair whip around their face, and then produce some blurry photos that look half decent.
New Madonna Ad
I was at the mall this weekend girl watching when suddenly I noticed a huge advertisement for Madonna and some purse or something. It was scary.
I’m sorry, Madonna is like fifty years old; She’s old enough to be my grandmother already. And she hasn’t aged well. Why would anyone pay this woman who is thirty years past her prime to model anything they want to sell? I mean, seriously, it made my skin crawl.
Granny The Schoolgirl
I just mentioned Madonna yesterday, so you know another post grandma was coming up.
So help me god – if I ever start fucking someone like this on a regular basis I’ll expect you all to shoot me. Seriously. I mean point the gun at my head and pull the trigger, point blank and all.
This is what happens when grandma wishes she was still twenty-one!
Older Than Dirt
Yesterday I poked fun at Britney Spears, saying that she was so old that she reminded me of Madonna – who just happened to pop up on my radar at some celebrity event or another. I’m going to have to say I’m sorry to Britney Spears because she still looks better than Madonna.
Madonna is just older than dirt. She needs to cover herself up already.
Unlike A Virgin
Madonna is so getting on my nerves. She’s past the point of MILF; She’s a GILF – Grandmother I’d Like 2 Fuck. Don’t get confused here; I don’t want to fuck her… That’s what GILF stands for. I’m not into the habit of hitting fifty year olds. So not my thing.
At some point in time you have to look at yourself and say “I’m no longer sexy”. Yeah, she can still bag a some young stud but they one of two things – either her money or her to propel their career. Or both.
I would so not hit this.
Thus, I must ask Madonna to put her clothes back on. Please.
Soon.
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