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Late last week Lauren Conrad has a book signing in LA. Who would have thunk it?

I’m a little bit confused here. By time Lauren Conrad was born I was a teenage run away living in NYC, joined the Marines, and married a lesbian stripper. (Seriously.) My life is way more interesting than anything Lauren Conrad can put into a book.

But then again, I don’t have breasts do I?

I’m not sure what Lauren Conrad and her book is all about, but damn she sure does look hot at the book signing.

Here’s more proof that all women are lesbians!

This is Lauren Conrad and Stephanie Pratt from the Hills on the beach, having fun. Bikini city. Joy. I’m not sure why women go to a beach in the first place; The only reason men go to the beach is to check out the women in bikinis. Seems women go to the beach for the same reason. Check out Lauren Conrad checking out Stephanie Pratt as she strips down to reveal a sexy white bikini….

In fact, it looks like their entire day is nothing more than a romantic picnic….

See, all women are lesbians! It’s true!