Category: Lacey Schwimmer
Lacey Schwimmer
I had never heard of Lacey Schwimmer until this morning when someone emailed me some pictures of her in her bikini from her recent birthday party. I believe she’s all of twenty-three years old. Totally hittable.
Bikini pix. Summer. Life is good.
Seems Lacey Schwimmer is – check it – a dancer. No, not a stripper; Get your mind out of the gutter. She’s a ballroom dancer. Lacey Schwimmer is on these “dancing with the stars” crap kind of shows that I never watch.
I don’t watch these “dancing” shows, but if I had known that Lacey Schwimmer was on them, maybe I would. I think ballroom dancing is hot. First of all, ballroom dancers have killer bodies – and after seeing Lacey Schwimmer in her bikini we can plainly she she’s got a killer body. (I’d eat ice cream off of her stomach without a spoon if I could thank you very much!) But just like strippers, ballroom dancers have the moves – they can do things in bed that most women can’t even dream of!










