11 Feb 10

Simpson Is Crack Cocaine

Usually I write about what our favorite female celebrities are wearing or what they are doing. Today to mix things up I’m going to tell you about how John Mayer describing having sex with none other than Jessica Simpson…..

“Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.”

Now take a look at this picture and imagine Jessica Simpson is the best lay in the world…..

jessica simpson bikini

Sucks being you huh? Knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex with Jessica Simpson…..


Last Modified: February 11th, 2010
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