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Usually I write about what our favorite female celebrities are wearing or what they are doing. Today to mix things up I’m going to tell you about how John Mayer describing having sex with none other than Jessica Simpson…..
“Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.”
Now take a look at this picture and imagine Jessica Simpson is the best lay in the world…..
Sucks being you huh? Knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex with Jessica Simpson…..
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Bikini Car Wash
The other day I was listening to Itunes while working, and suddenly my entire screen goes black. Seems I downloaded a video of Jessica Simpson – you know, the Dukes of Hazard “These Boots Are Made For Walking”. Suddenly I was reminded of how hot this video was. Or rather, how hot Jessica Simpson was in this video.
Remember this?
Now, Jessica Simpson is hot on any given day. Put her in Daisy Dukes and a tight shirt and she’s good to go. But have her dancing around the General Lee in a sexy bikini and have her giving it a car wash, and well, I wonder how many men have jerked off to this video.
Here’s the video from YouTube. Very hot! Enjoy……
Jessica’s See Through Shirt
Every time I think about Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears comes to mind. One looks great, one looks like trailer trash. I got both of them covered today so I’m good.
Jessica Simpson went to the premiere for a movie called “Extraordinary Measures”. No idea what the movie is about, and don’t care. All I care about is the fact that Jessica Simpson had her hair up, and more importantly, was wearing a black shirt that was see through every time the flash hit her chest. Nice.
Jessica Simpson always looks hot – even when she looks like she’s going to eat you!
Sexy Jessica Simpson
We haven’t posted about Jessica Simpson in a long long time…. She’s been rather quiet as of late. However, her dumb sister is starring in “Chicago” and Jessica Simpson got all dressed up for opening night. I think this dress is smoking hot; A few other bloggers called her fat. Yeah, Jessica Simpson is not fat.
I’m sure they cough up a lung to have some face time with Jessica Simpson.
I think Jessica Simpson looks stunning in this dress. She’s got a huge rack! And it’s short enough to show off her legs.
And those high heels? Totally sexy!
Jessica Simpson Drunk Again
Jessica Simpson went out to Beso last night to celebrate a friend’s birthday party, and she got hammered. Again. This seems to be like the third or four time in the past month or so that Jessica Simpson has been drunk out in public. Rumor has it she’s taking her break up with her boyfriend really hard.
And it doesn’t look pretty!
However, with Jessica Simpson being drunk all the time I bet you she’s an easy mark for her next victim!
Just Dumped
Looks like over the weekend Jessica Simpson got dumped – and I couldn’t be happier. Who wouldn’t want to hit Jessica Simpson over and over and over again?
With breasts like these, how can you say no to Jessica Simpson?
Nice little see through – I see all of Jessica Simpson and her nipple!
Jessica’s Tight Dress
Jessica Simpson was in Bethesda, Maryland, the day before yesterday to perform the National Anthem for the Tiger Tourney, a charity golf event. Normally this in itself is not worth of a post here on the Hotshot Superstars blog, but we are posting it today because of what Jessica Simpson wore.
Damn, this dress is impressive. What’s even more impressive with Jessica Simpson is her rack. And her nipples. Was it cold in Maryland this past week? Damn.
If that doesn’t do it for you…. Check this side shot!
God damn, bless the lord, Jessica Simpson is smoking fucking hot. Those curves….
I want Jessica Simpson to be the future mother of my children. All six of them. Oh, who am I kidding. I just want to hit it once.
Big Knockers
It’s been a long time since we posted about Jessica Simpson; It’s long over due. When she goes out in NYC in a tight dress showing off her cleavage, well, it should be front page news on all of the blogs in the world. Even the ones down under!!!
Looks like Jessica Simpson is enjoying the attention too! Look at that one shot of Jessica Simpson touching her breast…… Yeah, she’s so hot I bet you she watches herself in the mirror and wants to do naughty things to herself. I know I do!
Simpson In Vanity Fair
It wasn’t too long ago that Jessica Simpson was all over the blogs across the world being called “fat”. Nay Nay. I knew Jessica Simpson would bounce back. She’s too beautiful not too. The sad part is other than her Dukes Of Hazard song, I couldn’t name a single song she sings.
But Jessica Simpson sure is beautiful!
That Britney bitch has nothing on Jessica Simpson, that’s for sure.
Oh, I should mention that these pictures are from an upcoming Vanity Fair spread. Very nice!
Simpson At LAX
This is what I love about airport security….. Hot chicks partially undressing in public.
Here is Jessica Simpson stripping down at LAX yesterday…..
Damn, Jessica Simpson has some headlights there. Nice!
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