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I found this to be totally interesting… Jessica Simpson at the opening of a new Casino at the Greenbrier.
Damn, this woman still has curves!
You might be saying “What’s the big fucking deal?”. Well, the Greenbrier is in West Virgina, not Hollywood for starters.
The Greenbrier is pretty much the most exclusive hotel on the East Coast. Not only that, but it was home to the super secret military bunker designed to hold the entire US Government in the event of a nuclear war. I love that kind of stuff.
Talking about nuclear… Here’s some more pix of Jessica Simpson.
I’d go to war over Jessica Simpson.
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Sexual Napalm Cleavage
Here we go again with Miss Sexual Napalm, this time getting into a car. Doesn’t look all too sexy now does it? Welll, maybe not…
Until you see Jessica Simpson from the front – and you can see that she’s being rather generous with cleavage! She’s pretty much got it all on display here!
So damn beautiful….
With looks like hers, breasts like hers…. Yeah, now we know why she’s sexual napalm!!!
Simpson Has Knockers
Ever since Jessica Simpson was called “sexual napalm” not too long ago, I’ve been paying a bit more attention to her. I’ve always had a thing for her; She’s like Britney Spears but better and without the stupidity.
A few days ago Jessica Simpson was on the Ellen show with what I’m going to call “massive cleavage”. Combine the “sexual napalm” with her boobies, and well, she’s got to be one of the top three women that all men in America want to have sex with!
The best part is Jessica Simpson played the boobie card on Ellen’s show, who is gayer than gay when it comes to women who like to muff dive. I bet you Ellen enjoyed every moment of it!
Simpson’s Knockers
Sexy Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson was on the David Letterman show the other night, and was supposed to be talking about her “Price of Beauty” show. Instead, all she wanted to talk about was her past boyfriends. It’s almost like she wanted to move away from the “Sexual Napalm” comment made earlier, but she just kept talking about past boyfriends. I think secretly she likes all of the attention she’s been getting with that “Sexual Napalm” comment. I mean, come on – if someone famous tells the world that you are the best sex ever I’d be walking on cloud nine too.
I’ve heard some unflattering comments about Jessica Simpson gaining some weight and being “fat”, but I think she looked great.
Needs to show off more of her cleavage and more of her legs, but otherwise still very sexy.
Sexual Napalm
Someone this morning sent me this picture of Jessica Simpson. The title of this email was “sexual napalm”. Funny.
Imagine fucking Jessica Simpson and discovering she’s the best sex you’ve ever had.
Sort of makes me sad, only because I know I’ll never get that….
Simpson Is Crack Cocaine
Usually I write about what our favorite female celebrities are wearing or what they are doing. Today to mix things up I’m going to tell you about how John Mayer describing having sex with none other than Jessica Simpson…..
“Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.”
Now take a look at this picture and imagine Jessica Simpson is the best lay in the world…..
Sucks being you huh? Knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex with Jessica Simpson…..
Bikini Car Wash
The other day I was listening to Itunes while working, and suddenly my entire screen goes black. Seems I downloaded a video of Jessica Simpson – you know, the Dukes of Hazard “These Boots Are Made For Walking”. Suddenly I was reminded of how hot this video was. Or rather, how hot Jessica Simpson was in this video.
Remember this?
Now, Jessica Simpson is hot on any given day. Put her in Daisy Dukes and a tight shirt and she’s good to go. But have her dancing around the General Lee in a sexy bikini and have her giving it a car wash, and well, I wonder how many men have jerked off to this video.
Here’s the video from YouTube. Very hot! Enjoy……
Jessica’s See Through Shirt
Every time I think about Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears comes to mind. One looks great, one looks like trailer trash. I got both of them covered today so I’m good.
Jessica Simpson went to the premiere for a movie called “Extraordinary Measures”. No idea what the movie is about, and don’t care. All I care about is the fact that Jessica Simpson had her hair up, and more importantly, was wearing a black shirt that was see through every time the flash hit her chest. Nice.
Jessica Simpson always looks hot – even when she looks like she’s going to eat you!
Sexy Jessica Simpson
We haven’t posted about Jessica Simpson in a long long time…. She’s been rather quiet as of late. However, her dumb sister is starring in “Chicago” and Jessica Simpson got all dressed up for opening night. I think this dress is smoking hot; A few other bloggers called her fat. Yeah, Jessica Simpson is not fat.
I’m sure they cough up a lung to have some face time with Jessica Simpson.
I think Jessica Simpson looks stunning in this dress. She’s got a huge rack! And it’s short enough to show off her legs.
And those high heels? Totally sexy!
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