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Seems nothing has changed with Holly Madison…. She’s half dressed and in a bikini showing off her worldly goods, and posing with old men with gray hair.

At least in this picture she’s in the right position….. On her knees!

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Looks like Hef taught her something after all!

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Fuck it. Holly Madison is still hot. I’m just glad we get to see as much of her as we do!

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Holly Madison. Once a slut…… You know.

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Think about it. She already told everyone on TV all season long that she was fucking someone old enough to be her grandpa……

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Ick.

But we’d still hit it.

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You know your getting old when the celebrities you fantasize get older and older.

Holly Madison turned thirty this past weekend, and she celebrated by going out to a nightclub. Holly Madison being Holly Madison, she had to have her titties hanging out.

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I’m a little bit confused. Do thirty year olds celebrate their birthdays at nighclubs? I mean, Holly Madison still looks hot, but she’s getting old now….

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I’m sure Hef is really proud right now.

What grown man hasn’t want his woman to dress up like little fucking Bo Peep for Halloween? I know I try to encourage this kind of stuff on a regular basis. This past weekend Holly Madison got dressed up as a “beer wench” for the Hofbrauhaus in Las Vegas and served up some beer….

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Now wouldn’t that just be a dream come true? As if Holly Madison isn’t enough to get your blood pumping, she’s also serving you beer while dressed up like your not so secret fantasy!

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Fuck it. Holly Madison might as well dress up as a naughty school girl and just be done with it!

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22 Sep 09

Candy Factory

I’m not sure why we still follow Holly Madison; Now that she’s not sleeping with someone old enough to be her grandfather it’s not nearly as entertaining! However, she’s blonde and got boobs and we’ve all seen her naked (hundreds of times) so I guess she’s still good eye candy. Speaking of eye candy, Holly Madison is now a marketing machine who loves to get her name out there any chance she gets – In this case, it’s for the “Candy Factory” in Vegas.

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Pay her a wad of cash, and she’ll show up half naked. Wait, isn’t that what her last boyfriend did?

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16 Jul 09

Big Cleavage

Looks like Holly Madison is back up to her old tricks again!

This time she was fronting and representing the new Rhumbar club at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas. At the very least she has on a short dress and has her cleavage properly out on display. I guess when that’s your only talent, well, you have to dress up to play the part.

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I mean, let’s face it. Holly Madison has not talent other than looking beautiful. It’s like being a super model but not; Instead, she gets paid for being famous – which totally slays me.

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Then again, I’m the idiot helping her promote what ever she’s getting paid to promote.

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15 Jul 09

Old Guys Rock

Jesus. Looks like Holly Madison got married. To an older dude. Surprise!

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I have no idea why these pictures exist, but there seems to be a lot of them – and with her in different outfits. It all seems damn silly to me.

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8 Jul 09

Vegas Bikini

I must admit, I’m getting a little rise out of following Holly Madison and her girlfriends. It’s kind of sad really. Not sad for Holly Madison; She sold her soul to the devil and slept with grandpa; She made her money and made her bed, now she has to lay in it – and spend what little payoff there was. I trust it was worth it. No, it’s sad for Hef. Everyone knows these girls were well paid, and now they are gone – and now Hef is all alone. He knows what the next step in his life will be.

Meantime, Holly Madison spend her weekend hanging out at the pool in Vegas this past weekend! And she always looks stunning in a bikini!

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I don’t think Hef would need Viagra to get a rise out of this! Just fondling Holly Madison would be enough to make you hard as a rock no matter how old you are!

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15 May 09

Bikini Parade

There are many things in life I’ll never understand. As I was walking around my house naked this morning eating Special K cereal, I was wondering why I’ve fallen in love with a nineteen year old blonde midget named Hayden Panettiere. Perhaps I should spend less time wondering about some things, or perhaps I should put some clothes on.

But I’ll never understand why Holly Madison decided to parade around Vegas with 300 chicks. In bikinis.

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Unless she’s bi-sexual, which might explain a lot of things.

Seems Holly Madison decided to go to Vegas and break a world record by having three hundred chicks walk down the strip in bikinis. Why, I don’t know. Maybe she’s lonely since she left her grandfather. Maybe she just wanted to take walk, or maybe she just wanted to see other chicks in bikinis.

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Or maybe she just decided she needed some publicity.

Bingo.

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12 May 09

Holly Madison

Check it out – Holly Madison is doing her best to outlive her fifteen minutes of fame that rolled into a fake reality show. All she needs to do is put on a bikini and head to the pool in Vegas, and presto….. She’s back in the news.

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See – For Holly Madison there is life after Playboy!!!

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