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Is it no wonder that Heidi Montag got married? If she spends her free time wearing see through shirts like that, I’d marry her too. Anyone would.
I think more women should dress like this!
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Montag Married Again
Well isn’t this just swell? Looks like Heidi Montag got married. Again.
And of course you know exactly where this footage will end up, right?
I’m sure as we were getting up this morning someone was already editing the footage for The Hills. Whatever.
She’s hot, but otherwise “yawn”.
Sexy Camaro
Ever had a girlfriend that was smoking hot but dumb as a bag of bricks? This is exactly how I feel about Heidi Montag.
However, she’s really hot, a TV star (whatever), and has enough money to buy her lesser half a nice Camaro…..
Now, I’m not a huge fan of Camaros but I wouldn’t complain if my girlfriend bought me a fully restored Camaro. Also, did I mention she’s hot?
I’m not sure what Heidi Montag sees in Spencer, but all well. Life is never fair. Perhaps he’s hung like a bottle of soda or something.
Heidi Montag Nailed
Get your mind out of the gutter! When I said “nailed” I meant she got her nails done. Not nailed against a desk or something. Perverts.
Looks like Heidi Montag is all ready for Valentine’s day, which is coming up quickly here! She went out and got her nails done with cute little hearts on them. How sweet is that?
Her boyfriend is one lucky prick. I mean that too. Because when I say prick I mean “lucky fucking bastard”. No sense being nice about it.
What a tight little body Heidi Montag has!!! I do love me a good woman in tight jeans!
Heidi Montag Has Balls
This cracks me up. You always read about how these Hotshot Superstars talk about how hard they work out, blah blah blah. Whatever.
Here’s Heidi Montag working out. I can just hear Heidi Montag telling the story now…. “It was freezing cold on the beach, raining, and I was lifting up this heavy ball over and over again”……
Yeah, but what you failed to mention was your trainer holding an umbrella for you!
Heidi Montag Does Porn
Looks like Heidi Montag is trying out for a new Olympic sport – or at least she wants to be a star of a porn flick!
This is Heidi Montag at the pool in her blue bikini…. She sure does look heavenly!
I’m not sure what’s behind these shots, but they must be staged… I mean, it’s not like her loser boyfriend just happened to be standing outside of the shower with a camera while she was hosing her self down!
Sexy Pumpkin Patch
Well, it’s that time of year again……. November is right around the corner and that means Halloween is coming up quickly…. One of the best things I love about Halloween is seeing all of our favorite teen models in kinky / sexy Halloween costumes…..
But this picture popped up in my email this morning – Heidi Montag at the pumpkin patch, holding up two large pumpkins…. About where her breasts should be. How cute.
I wonder if we’ll see a bunch of hot celebs posing in Pumpkin Patches this year….
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