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LOL, I know exactly what your thinking. Damn, those knockers are fucking huge. Way to go Heidi Montag!!!!
This is, blah blah blah, Heidi Montag, at some event at a pool. Come on, does it really matter where or what? All I see is – you guessed it – hooters!
Now, I know what your thinking. Women are up in arms saying “this is insane” and she “looks so silly”. Stupid women. Don’t they know this is exactly what we want? EXACTLY!
Huge boobs, thin waist. That’s exactly what every fucking man wants. That, maybe a good steak, oh, and blow jobs. And Heidi Montag has pulled it off!
I don’t think women think this is silly. I think they are jealous they will never look like that!
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Heidi Montag Again
Maybe we don’t give Heidi Montag enough credit….
They announced the other days that “The Hills” is coming to an end, and I think the world will be better off without it. However, with that said…. Heidi Montag and her super new big boobies swung into action and floated the idea of a movie. Damn, this girl is all about the marketing.
What Heidi Montag doesn’t know is that soon she’ll be an old unemployed Hollywood actresses with big fake boobies.
In other words, she’ll be just like everyone else in Southern California!
Heidi Montag Short Shorts
I hate posting up pictures of the same hot celebrity back to back, but with Heidi Montag it’s irresistible…. And impossible not to write about her.
Heidi Montag went out to buy some fucking hair spray. I can’t believe that big breasted blonde with fake boobies going out to buy hair spray is worth of a blog post, but in the case of Heidi Montag she went out in short shorts, boobies hanging out, and high heels. Okay, first off, the only people who wear short shorts and high heels are fucking hookers.
But she looks so sweet…..
I love hot chicks in short shorts and high heels!
You can say what you want about Heidi Montag, but the truth is that she’s only made herself ten times hotter, and soon people will forget about all of the negative aspects of her recent actions!
Montag Big Cleavage
You can mock Heidi Montag all you want about her plastic boobies and what not, but at the end of the day the truth is the same – all of us want to fuck her. Even if she is stupid.
These are promo shots for a movie she’s in called “Go For It” or something. Seems like a lot of work for just a quick cameo appearance, but hey, if they are going to pay her the big buck to be in a movie for twenty seconds they might as well get heir money’s worth.
Bigger Boobs
It’s been a few days since I last picked on Heidi Montag, so I feel the need to get a few pokes in at her.
Heidi Montag went out and about in LA yesterday; It was warm here in California she wasn’t entirely out of place wearing shorts and letting her new and improved titties hanging out. She looks good. Heidi Montag looks like she might just fall over at any moment, but I’m okay with that. She must have talent to be able to walk in high heels like this without tipping over….
Here’s a little close up of Heidi Montag and her new and improved fun bags. I couldn’t resist.
So why is Heidi Montag walking around with her boobies pushed up and display? Well, it’s not really – I don’t need an excuse to post pictures of any hot female celebrity, news or not, today, yesterday, or yesteryear.
But in this case, Heidi Montag mentioned she wants “bigger boobs”. Now, I’m all for the “bigger is better” line of thinking, but at what point does it become too much? Does Heidi Montag want to be known because she wished she was a good actress, or because her only talent is being to walk in high heels with huge fun bags without falling over?
Doesn’t matter, her fag of a husband understands how the marketing machine works and cranks it up as much as he can. Heidi Montag and her gay husband must be laughing all the way to the bank!
Montag On Valentine’s Day
So why did Heidi Montag get all dressed up in a slutty tight pink dress and board a plane to Vegas? For unlimited self promotion, of course!
Heidi Montag decided to go to Vegas so she can spend the day in a Penthouse suite posing for Valentine’s Day pictures. No real reason….
Just limitless self promotion, that’s all. You have to admit, she is the fucking queen of self promotion!
But is it me, does Heidi Montag look a bit like a whore here?
She almost looks like a porn star about ready to start her porn shoot…..
I guess after all of the plastic surgery Heidi Montag has had, that’s the next step isn’t it?
Heidi’s Plane Ride
This is going to be the first of two posts today about Heidi Montag, so don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Heidi Montag got the chance to take a quick plane ride from California to Vegas. I guess it must have been her first time on a small private plane because she got all dressed up for the event in a super tight pink dress with her breasts hanging out…. Or should I say her “new breasts”. LOL. Whatever.
I work in the porn industry so private planes are no big deal to me. I’ve been on a few private flights before, and this plane looks to be on the smaller size. I guess they didn’t care enough to send the very best.
Now, with me working in porn and all, the only time I see a big breasted chick in a hooker dress getting on a private plane is when she plans on having sex. Setting aside the fact that (fake plastic barbie) Heidi Montag looks pretty hot here, I’m guessing Heidi Montag had intentions of joining the mile high club.
The question is why was Heidi Montag going to Vegas? I’ll answer that shortly….
Bigger And Better
I’ve tried so hard to ignore Heidi Montag, and I was so proud of myself for not mentioning the fact that she got bigger boobs and what not. (Bigger is better, right?) But when Heidi Montag is doing yoga and is on her hands and knees with her titties hanging down, well, it’s pretty hard for me to pass up taking a few pot shots.
Just in case you’ve been living under a rock, Heidi Montag recently had her breasts enlarged and a whole bunch of other cosmetic things done. And it seems she likes her new knockers so much, she wants to go bigger. Rumors are flying around that she’s addicted to plastic surgery. I’m not complaining. Bigger is better!
And the bigger tits Heidi Montag gets, the closer she’ll be to becoming a porn star!
Hooker Part Two
Seems Heidi Montag enjoyed all of the attention she got last week when she went out in super short shorts and the killer hooker boots. I called her a street walker then.
Well, it looks like Heidi Montag decided to try it again – only more like a hooker with a tight, short leather skirt. This is exactly what I expected my hookers to look like when I was younger in the 1980s. Yummy.
Of course the cross dangling on her chest, right up against her breasts, sends just the right message!
I wish we could more of Heidi Montag like this!
Heidi Montag The Hooker
Well, it’s a official. Heidi Montag is nothing more than a hooker. A good looking hooker, but a hooker none the less.
Heidi Montag got caught out in public this past weekend in a tight little tank top, super short shorts, and black thigh high stiletto boots. I’m sorry, and while I think it’s totally hot, boots like this is something that should only be worn in the bedroom.
Still hot though.
But at the end of the day it seems that Heidi Montag is nothing than a good looking chick who is a hooker at heart. I wonder who she had to fuck to climb up on her perch there…. Man, I tell you, Heidi Montag is the queen of marketing herself!
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