Heidi’s Plane Ride

16 Feb 10

This is going to be the first of two posts today about Heidi Montag, so don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Heidi Montag got the chance to take a quick plane ride from California to Vegas. I guess it must have been her first time on a small private plane because she got all dressed up for the event in a super tight pink dress with her breasts hanging out…. Or should I say her “new breasts”. LOL. Whatever.

I work in the porn industry so private planes are no big deal to me. I’ve been on a few private flights before, and this plane looks to be on the smaller size. I guess they didn’t care enough to send the very best.

Now, with me working in porn and all, the only time I see a big breasted chick in a hooker dress getting on a private plane is when she plans on having sex. Setting aside the fact that (fake plastic barbie) Heidi Montag looks pretty hot here, I’m guessing Heidi Montag had intentions of joining the mile high club.

The question is why was Heidi Montag going to Vegas? I’ll answer that shortly….