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Crap, here we go with Heidi Montag again. This woman is just fucking determined to stay in the news these days.
I’m not sure what the drama is. Seems she’s moved out of her house she shares with her (obviously ghey) husband. Who cares.
The best part about it is this all seems to be scripted. You know, that’s her job. Heidi Montag needs to keep herself relevant to keep those ratings up!
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Heidi Montag Shoots
Never one to miss a photo opportunity, Heidi Montag got dressed up in a short pair of shorts and went shooting the other day.
Now, I’ve already made my thoughts about Heidi Montag perfectly fucking clear. No matter how fake or how cheesy she gets, I would hit it until the cows come home. She’s cute enough, and is mostly boobs. Who wouldn’t want to hit it?
But what’s up with this photo op?
This is the one Heidi Montag photo shoot I could miss out on!
Fun Fun Bags
Okay, say what you want. But Heidi Montag looks GOOD!
Yeah, I know, it’s all fake, blah blah blah, plastic… But it looks so damn good. The funny thing is men around the globe will all look at their wives and girlfriends and say “Oh, Heidi Montag, that’s insane” while secretly nursing a hard on for her and her huge knockers!
Yeah, it’s obscene, but who hasn’t wanted to fuck a woman with huge juggs!
Every man wants to go a few rounds with Heidi Montag!!!
Montag Devours Ice Cream
Heidi Montag licking an ice cream. Nice.
Say what you want about Heidi Montag. If you saw her going down on an ice cream like this walking down your street, you’d stop and watch too.
Entertaining Marines
For reasons I do not understand Heidi Montag decided to goof off with a few US Marines. I can’t tell if this is in Afghanistan or Southern California or what not. I’m seeing lots of green grass, so I’m guessing it’s Southern California. Of course, Heidi Montag is always looking for a good excuse to be photographed so I guess she’s doing something nice to get her picture taken.
Now, I’m a former US Marine myself. And I know what it’s like to be a US Marine – surrounded by lots of other Marines, without a pussy in sight. Heidi Montag hanging around US Marines with her big hooters on display must have got them all nice horny!
Sexy American Dream
LOL, I know exactly what your thinking. Damn, those knockers are fucking huge. Way to go Heidi Montag!!!!
This is, blah blah blah, Heidi Montag, at some event at a pool. Come on, does it really matter where or what? All I see is – you guessed it – hooters!
Now, I know what your thinking. Women are up in arms saying “this is insane” and she “looks so silly”. Stupid women. Don’t they know this is exactly what we want? EXACTLY!
Huge boobs, thin waist. That’s exactly what every fucking man wants. That, maybe a good steak, oh, and blow jobs. And Heidi Montag has pulled it off!
I don’t think women think this is silly. I think they are jealous they will never look like that!
Heidi Montag Again
Maybe we don’t give Heidi Montag enough credit….
They announced the other days that “The Hills” is coming to an end, and I think the world will be better off without it. However, with that said…. Heidi Montag and her super new big boobies swung into action and floated the idea of a movie. Damn, this girl is all about the marketing.
What Heidi Montag doesn’t know is that soon she’ll be an old unemployed Hollywood actresses with big fake boobies.
In other words, she’ll be just like everyone else in Southern California!
Heidi Montag Short Shorts
I hate posting up pictures of the same hot celebrity back to back, but with Heidi Montag it’s irresistible…. And impossible not to write about her.
Heidi Montag went out to buy some fucking hair spray. I can’t believe that big breasted blonde with fake boobies going out to buy hair spray is worth of a blog post, but in the case of Heidi Montag she went out in short shorts, boobies hanging out, and high heels. Okay, first off, the only people who wear short shorts and high heels are fucking hookers.
But she looks so sweet…..
I love hot chicks in short shorts and high heels!
You can say what you want about Heidi Montag, but the truth is that she’s only made herself ten times hotter, and soon people will forget about all of the negative aspects of her recent actions!
Montag Big Cleavage
You can mock Heidi Montag all you want about her plastic boobies and what not, but at the end of the day the truth is the same – all of us want to fuck her. Even if she is stupid.
These are promo shots for a movie she’s in called “Go For It” or something. Seems like a lot of work for just a quick cameo appearance, but hey, if they are going to pay her the big buck to be in a movie for twenty seconds they might as well get heir money’s worth.
Bigger Boobs
It’s been a few days since I last picked on Heidi Montag, so I feel the need to get a few pokes in at her.
Heidi Montag went out and about in LA yesterday; It was warm here in California she wasn’t entirely out of place wearing shorts and letting her new and improved titties hanging out. She looks good. Heidi Montag looks like she might just fall over at any moment, but I’m okay with that. She must have talent to be able to walk in high heels like this without tipping over….
Here’s a little close up of Heidi Montag and her new and improved fun bags. I couldn’t resist.
So why is Heidi Montag walking around with her boobies pushed up and display? Well, it’s not really – I don’t need an excuse to post pictures of any hot female celebrity, news or not, today, yesterday, or yesteryear.
But in this case, Heidi Montag mentioned she wants “bigger boobs”. Now, I’m all for the “bigger is better” line of thinking, but at what point does it become too much? Does Heidi Montag want to be known because she wished she was a good actress, or because her only talent is being to walk in high heels with huge fun bags without falling over?
Doesn’t matter, her fag of a husband understands how the marketing machine works and cranks it up as much as he can. Heidi Montag and her gay husband must be laughing all the way to the bank!
