Heidi Montag Still Alive
Hey, look at this… Heidi Montag is still alive!
she looks good in her jeans and pink shirt! Still has that huge rack!
And still pretty. Wish Heidi Montag would show us a bit more, but we’ll just have to wait!
Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag has a huge rack… You know, the store bought kind… And she’s very proud of it all!
Celebrity Valentine
Heidi Montag Bikini Drama
Oh great – more Heidi Montag drama! This time with her bikini.
I believe these photos were taken in Hawaii, where super big breasted Heidi Montag is re-covering from her latest plastic surgery. Into the ocean this big breasted goddess went, and off came her bikini!
Everything else in her life is fake, so I’m wondering if this bikini drama is fake too!
But then again, the chance to see Heidi Montag topless is well worth it!
Fake Bikini Paparazzi Shots
Heidi Montag is the kind of self promotion. She’s trying to make it look like these photos were taken by a photographer with a zoom lens, but everyone knows these photos are too good to be taken by the paparazzi. She’s not too bright.
But we never liked her because we thought Heidi Montag was bright.
Oh, there’s no sex tape either. Which is a huge disappointment. Because I really wanted to see this big breasted celebrity getting nailed doggie style!
Heidi Is Sad
Crap, here we go with Heidi Montag again. This woman is just fucking determined to stay in the news these days.
I’m not sure what the drama is. Seems she’s moved out of her house she shares with her (obviously ghey) husband. Who cares.
The best part about it is this all seems to be scripted. You know, that’s her job. Heidi Montag needs to keep herself relevant to keep those ratings up!
Heidi Montag Shoots
Never one to miss a photo opportunity, Heidi Montag got dressed up in a short pair of shorts and went shooting the other day.
Now, I’ve already made my thoughts about Heidi Montag perfectly fucking clear. No matter how fake or how cheesy she gets, I would hit it until the cows come home. She’s cute enough, and is mostly boobs. Who wouldn’t want to hit it?
But what’s up with this photo op?
This is the one Heidi Montag photo shoot I could miss out on!
Fun Fun Bags
Okay, say what you want. But Heidi Montag looks GOOD!
Yeah, I know, it’s all fake, blah blah blah, plastic… But it looks so damn good. The funny thing is men around the globe will all look at their wives and girlfriends and say “Oh, Heidi Montag, that’s insane” while secretly nursing a hard on for her and her huge knockers!
Yeah, it’s obscene, but who hasn’t wanted to fuck a woman with huge juggs!
Every man wants to go a few rounds with Heidi Montag!!!
Montag Devours Ice Cream
Heidi Montag licking an ice cream. Nice.
Say what you want about Heidi Montag. If you saw her going down on an ice cream like this walking down your street, you’d stop and watch too.
Entertaining Marines
For reasons I do not understand Heidi Montag decided to goof off with a few US Marines. I can’t tell if this is in Afghanistan or Southern California or what not. I’m seeing lots of green grass, so I’m guessing it’s Southern California. Of course, Heidi Montag is always looking for a good excuse to be photographed so I guess she’s doing something nice to get her picture taken.
Now, I’m a former US Marine myself. And I know what it’s like to be a US Marine – surrounded by lots of other Marines, without a pussy in sight. Heidi Montag hanging around US Marines with her big hooters on display must have got them all nice horny!

































