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20 Oct 09

Gretchen Rossi

TV is such bullshit these days. This is Gretchen Rossi from Housewives of the OC. Trust me, she’s easy on the eyes and pretty to look at; I bet you she’s a fucking little tiger in the bedroom when the lights go out.

But she’s not a fair representation of a housewife anywhere in the US, not to mention she’s not even a housewife.

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You know what…. Put her to work nine to five, give her a fat dumpy husband, and make her spit out three kids in five years, and have her be behind on her mortgage – all before age thirty – and we’ll see what Gretchen Rossi looks like then.

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But I’d still hit it.

Then again, her first name is Gretchen.

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