Just in case you haven’t been paying attention, Machete is a crazy movie that seems to have started off as a joke but then took off. And it looks crazy. It sort of reminds me of Red Dead Redemption really.

No matters. Jessica Alba is looking super sexy here, and I love the fucking shoes this hotshot has on!

Sometimes it’s not what you’ve got, but how you use it. Blake Lively doesn’t have big boobs to begin with, but she’s using it well!

Blake Lively is super sexy here with her titties separated and lifted like this!

Got to love those sweater puppies!

Doesn’t someone get naked in this movie? Swimming under water? Imagine seeing Kelly Brook naked – in 3d!

I need to see this movie!

This woman has the curves in all of the right places for sure!

I remember Christina Hendricks when she first appeared on Firefly. She had no titties back then. Looks like this stunning red head went out and bought herself some!

I don’t know what Lindsay Lohan and her status is these days. It’s all so confusing and it’s way too early for me to do any real research – and even more difficult when I’m confronted with Lindsay Lohan and her perky boobs getting out of a car first thing on a Monday morning. Cut me some slack already.

At what point in time did Lindsay Lohan grow up and get boobs? Did this happen when she was in prison, while she was being traded for a pack of smokes?

This seems to be Lindsay Lohan getting out of her little sports car in a parking garage. It seems Lindsay Lohan is already out of rehab. Go figure. That was quick!

I guess that’s good for us because we’ll be able to see more pictures of Lindsay Lohan. Even after all of the drama, you know you still want to hit that!

This is Kristin Cavallari going out for a quick walk – in a super short pair of shorts!

I always knew that Kristin Cavallari had sexy long legs, but these Sunday morning photos just confirm it!

Damn, that dress is short… And tight!

I wonder if Katy Perry is wearing panties!

If Jessica Alba is going to dress like this in the movie, I’ll be sure to go see it. No, seriously, this movie looks rather interesting!

Not only am I loving the dress Jessica Alba is wearing here, but I’m also digging the high heels too!

And she’s also a surfer girl too! Who knew?

Vanessa Hudgens seems to be able to handle a surf board better than I can!

Here she is hawking her new perfume. Which is funny to me.

Kim Kardashian parades around like she’s a huge success and women everywhere want to follow in her footsteps. In my eyes she’s more like an opportunist who had a rich daddy.

On top of this, Kim Kardashian is sharing part of her profits for breast cancer research – which is ironic being as Kim Kardashian has breasts. A friend of mine recently watched her mother go through breast cancer; It was a shocker for all of us. As if Kim Kardashian has ever had a bad day in her life….

But she’s still got big hooters and we love to look at her.