And when a construction worker took a second look at her ass and was all smiles, well, it was a classic picture that quickly got passed around online. I’ll pass on posting it here and instead only post pictures of Eva Longoria and her sweet sexy ass.

I’ve never watched an entire episode of Desperate Housewives. Although it’s not because Eva Longoria isn’t hot enough; Clearly she is. It’s a little known fact that I own a second house in Southern California, and it’s not all what it’s cracked up to be. The women in Southern California aren’t all beautiful big breasted blondes pretending to be waitresses while secretly working on their acting career, but instead most of the women in Southern California are fat Hispanic women who have six kids each and haven’t been to a gym in forty years.

I’ll just wait until the entire show is done and on DVD, and then I’ll spend the next month jerking off to Eva Longoria.

Nice ass too I might ass!

These photos just popped up of Eva Longoria in an old “mystery” shoot because no one seems to be sure when they were taken, or why they were taken. They seem to be older because I think Eva Longoria looks younger here.

Younger perhaps, but either way oh so hot! Eva Longoria is always hot, and this photo shoot really does it for me!

It’s got to be the red top of this dress lifting up her celebrity breasts.

I wonder if she has a magic lasso too!

And lingerie always wins!

Damn, these are hot!

I know you all want to fondle her her romp in these jeans!!!!

It’s funny, because even as Eva Longoria tries to dress down, she still looks sexy as all hell!

Not sure what’s up with Eva Longoria in this one picture where she’s got her hand up against the wall…. She’s either being arrested or is trying to hint that she’s ready to be mounted.

Imagine mounting Eva Longoria. That would pretty much make my decade!

Not to mention I wouldn’t mind going shopping with Eva Longoria in Spain any day of the week!

This is Eva Longoria doing what looks like a bondage photoshoot. Hmm…..

It’s bad enough that seeing Eva Longoria in lingerie, but knowing that’s into being tied up and dominated it enough to rise the temperature of the Planet Earth a few degrees. Don’t tell me that Eva Longoria isn’t into such stuff; I think all women like being dominated. I think Eva Longoria likes being dominated too.

Don’t tell me that a magazine went to Eva Longoria and said “let’s do a photo shoot of you in lingerie and implies you enjoy being tied up” and Eva Longoria just said “okay” without giving it a second thought.

Unless Eva Longoria is into bondage, which she is!

I wouldn’t mind to tie Eva Longoria up to my bed post!!!!

This weekend Eva Longoria took time out of her life to take part in a “Rally for Kids With Cancer” benefit event. Sweetness.

Now, keeping in mind this is a kids event…. And you would want a few celebrities there….. Did they have to make it someone like Eva Longoria, whom is a total sexpot?

When I see Eva Longoria running around in shorts like this and a nice tight white top, well, I’m not thinking kids with cancer. I’m thinking about all of the obscene things I’d like to do with Eva Longoria in the bedroom behind closed doors.

But it looks like they had a good time and I trust they raised money for a good cause.

Of course Eva Longoria looked as elegant as ever!!!

What amazes me about Eva Longoria is her thin waist. She’s stacked skyscraper, but yet has a tiny thin waist. Oh, that must be fun to play with when the lights go out!!!

Must be nice to have your own restaurant too!