Live From Cannes
I have no idea what this is about, but I’m on board. I know everyone is in Cannes right now, but it seems Eva Longoria is doing some kind of special Le-Grand journal tv show while she’s there. And she’s doing it in her own sex dress, as if she’s stepping out of a negative edge pool.
Very sexy.
No idea what it’s about, but if Eva Longoria is dressing like this for the show… I’m on board!
Eva Longoria Short Skirt
Eva Longoria rocketed up to the top of every celebrity blog on the Internet yesterday. Seems she was out filming for “Desperate Housewives” in Southern California at a construction site, and during some down time Eva Longoria was out walking around in a sexy little outfit involving a super short skirt…..
And when a construction worker took a second look at her ass and was all smiles, well, it was a classic picture that quickly got passed around online. I’ll pass on posting it here and instead only post pictures of Eva Longoria and her sweet sexy ass.
I’ve never watched an entire episode of Desperate Housewives. Although it’s not because Eva Longoria isn’t hot enough; Clearly she is. It’s a little known fact that I own a second house in Southern California, and it’s not all what it’s cracked up to be. The women in Southern California aren’t all beautiful big breasted blondes pretending to be waitresses while secretly working on their acting career, but instead most of the women in Southern California are fat Hispanic women who have six kids each and haven’t been to a gym in forty years.
I’ll just wait until the entire show is done and on DVD, and then I’ll spend the next month jerking off to Eva Longoria.
Eva Longoria Still Hot
Longoria’s Mystery Shoot
I love Eva Longoria no matter what she does; She just looks so sexy. And it’s nice seeing her on the mainstream news while she’s working on getting her Hispanic memorial built in Washington DC.
These photos just popped up of Eva Longoria in an old “mystery” shoot because no one seems to be sure when they were taken, or why they were taken. They seem to be older because I think Eva Longoria looks younger here.
Younger perhaps, but either way oh so hot! Eva Longoria is always hot, and this photo shoot really does it for me!
Eva Longoria Wonder Woman
Is it me, or does Eva Longoria look like Wonder Woman here?
It’s got to be the red top of this dress lifting up her celebrity breasts.
I wonder if she has a magic lasso too!
Eva Longoria Mexican GQ
I had a choice this morning between posting pictures of Eva Longoria on the set of Desperate Housewives or in this set from GQ Mexico. The GQ set won out because she’s in lingerie.
And lingerie always wins!
Damn, these are hot!
Cafe Med
Eva Longoria was caught leaving Cafe Med in LA this past week in a nice pair of somewhat tight jeans…… I swear, Eva Longoria is one of those women who looks beautiful no matter what, and you put her in a nice pair of jeans and it’s just a slice of heaven!
I know you all want to fondle her her romp in these jeans!!!!
Shopping In Spain
I love it. Eva Longoria went shopping in Spain in a nice tight pair of jeans and tight sweater, showing off her best assets nicely.
It’s funny, because even as Eva Longoria tries to dress down, she still looks sexy as all hell!
Not sure what’s up with Eva Longoria in this one picture where she’s got her hand up against the wall…. She’s either being arrested or is trying to hint that she’s ready to be mounted.
Imagine mounting Eva Longoria. That would pretty much make my decade!
Not to mention I wouldn’t mind going shopping with Eva Longoria in Spain any day of the week!
Eva Likes Bondage
Sometimes our favorite Hollywood Celebrities crack me up. They pretend they are doing a photo shoot and ignoring what these photos are really saying.
This is Eva Longoria doing what looks like a bondage photoshoot. Hmm…..
It’s bad enough that seeing Eva Longoria in lingerie, but knowing that’s into being tied up and dominated it enough to rise the temperature of the Planet Earth a few degrees. Don’t tell me that Eva Longoria isn’t into such stuff; I think all women like being dominated. I think Eva Longoria likes being dominated too.
Don’t tell me that a magazine went to Eva Longoria and said “let’s do a photo shoot of you in lingerie and implies you enjoy being tied up” and Eva Longoria just said “okay” without giving it a second thought.
Unless Eva Longoria is into bondage, which she is!
I wouldn’t mind to tie Eva Longoria up to my bed post!!!!
Kids With Cancer
Well this would look like a pleasant way for a nine year old boy to spend a weekend. Even more so if they had cancer.
This weekend Eva Longoria took time out of her life to take part in a “Rally for Kids With Cancer” benefit event. Sweetness.
Now, keeping in mind this is a kids event…. And you would want a few celebrities there….. Did they have to make it someone like Eva Longoria, whom is a total sexpot?
When I see Eva Longoria running around in shorts like this and a nice tight white top, well, I’m not thinking kids with cancer. I’m thinking about all of the obscene things I’d like to do with Eva Longoria in the bedroom behind closed doors.
But it looks like they had a good time and I trust they raised money for a good cause.


















































