We all know the highlights of the Demi Moore / Bruce Willis saga, which they should really make into a movie. Demi Moore sort of surprised everyone when she married Ashton Kutcher, and much to everyone’s surprise they are still together. While their split seems to be a good one and they get along, you have to wonder if Bruce Willis ever sat back and said “What the fuck just happened here”? Well, this weekend Bruce Willis struck back, and got married to Emma Heming, a thirty-two year old British model.

He’s fifty-four, she’s thirty-two. Hmmm. And she’s smoking hot too!

Being as they all get along, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher attended the wedding, which was held this weekend in the Caribbean. Sounds nice.

Until the following day, when Ashton Kutcher – who must have been jealous that his forty-seven year old wife wasn’t getting enough attention – decided to post up a picture of Demi Moore in her panties bending over.

I can make jokes about this shot of Demi Moore all morning long, but I’m going to take the high road here. I do wonder, however, if Demi Moore has ever heard of thongs – or if she thinks her forty-seven year old ass is too old to wear them.

Things that make you go “hmmmmmmm”.