Her latest photoshoot is not only topless, but “lesbian inspired”. Very, very hot – and very edgy!

You must know by now that I love the new trend of short, tight dresses that our favorite celebrities are wearing these days. But give me some old fashion lingerie any day of the week and I’m happy as a clam!

Thankfully, Dita Von Teese got a taste of sexy lingerie in the burlesque style at a young and tender age!

Who would have imagined that she could have made a career out of this? Seems Dita Von Teese has made a full time living off of being what she calls a “burlesque artist”.

Of course, being the star of a few years worth of WonderBra commercials has helped!

This is Dita Von Teese showing off the new stuff from Wonderbra. ( I don’t know who created the Wonderbra, but thank you. ) I mean, who in the world is better suited to show off the Wonderbra besides Dita Von Teese? Yeah, you can take any big breasted woman and stuff her into a Wonderbra, but it just wouldn’t be the same – you know?

Instead, I like Dita Von Teese strutting off her stuff. Now that’s advertising!

She recently announced she hasn’t had sex since the two of them split up. I’m calling bullshit here. Dita Von Teese can snap her fingers and have hundreds of men licking her feet. I know I would if I had the chance; I’d even pay for the opportunity.

Dita Von Teese…. Your classy and ultra sexy!