Denise Richards went out to the beach with three of her best girlfriends – a deserted beach.

Because they were on a deserted beach they decided to go topless – always a good idea. We know that other woman like to see other women’s breasts because all women are secretly lesbians dieing to get out. So they strip down, and we are left with four decent looking cougars topless on the beach.

Seeing Denise Richards topless was a bit of a let down. She always looks like she had bigger breasts. Anyhow…

Anyhows, a guy with a camera shows up and starts clicking pix. Denise Richards gets all upset because her privacy has been violated. WTF? I guess the camera man and the sound guy hovering about them doesn’t count?

I love fake drama.

This is what I love about Hollywood. While they bitch about how rough their life is in the limelight, when they have down time they have lots of it. Imagine taking a month long vacation in Hawaii like Denise Richards has been doing. I can’t remember the last time I’ve taken a fucking vacation, no less taking a month off to go to Hawaii. I’ve never been to Hawaii; It’s on my list of places to visit.

And even more so if I can hook up with Denise Richards while I’m there. I know, I shouldn’t get my hopes up.

I swear to god, Denise Richards hasn’t aged a day since we first saw her. She looks like she’s still twenty-two years old. Sweet.

And she’s still on her bikini top!!!!

Even though she’s a MILF, I’d hit that.

Not bad for a MILF!