Seems she’s on Twilight, which explains why I’ve never heard of her. I’m a man, not a MILF who dreams of young boys. Whatever.

So Christian Serratos is our new celebrity for the week. Nice and tight. However, I do see one fault in her. Her name. She has a boy’s name, spelled just like a boy’s name. I can’t imagine me trying to scream out Christian Serratos in a fit of passion. I’d be thinking of my red headed friend by the same first name. Ick.

But Christian Serratos is hot!