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Hey…. Carrie Underwood ain’t too bad either, eh?

I’m not a fan of country music. I lost my truck I lost my dog I lost my girl. That’s like every country song ever written. But when Carrie Underwood sings, well, I can see myself spanking off to country music. Daily.

Twice daily.

Because Carrie Underwood is like a country goddess. She’s beautiful.

This is her singing at the country music awards. I should capitalize that, but whatever because most hicks can’t read and if they can they can’t write so they can’t email to me to correct me. I’ve never watched the country music awards, but I had known Carrie Underwood was going to be on in this outfit…… Well, maybe I should watch it!

At every event ever put on in Hollywood, one Hotshot Superstar always sticks out. This year it was Carrie Underwood!

I mean, just having the name “wood” in your last name should qualify you for an award at any event for the rest of her life. But her music is beautiful, and her breasts – well – they are to die for!

Yeah, Carrie Underwood in this dress gives me wood all right!