I’m not much of a country western fan, but let’s face it, country western music niche has changed drastically. Gone are old men with cowboy hats; They’ve been replaced by hot looking women who dress up like hookers. Shania Twain comes to mind quickly.

But damn, Carrie Underwood in a bikini isn’t what I would think of when it comes to your average country western singer! My god I would so hit that!

I don’t care what she sings. I’d be all fucking over that!

At what point did country chicks start wearing fishnet stockings!

This was her singing at the 2009 AMA recently. Damn beautiful, sexy outfit!

Or playing baseball.

I know this is softball, but softball is basically baseball with a bigger ball – and very much a manly sport.

Baseball bores me to death – way too much fucking down time – but I can bare watching it if Carrie Underwood is playing!

I’m not sure why Carrie Underwood is playing softball; My guess is that she’s a girlie girl who normally doesn’t spend her free time playing manly sports so I’m guessing this is a charity event. No matter. She looks sexy playing with balls!

Twice daily.

Because Carrie Underwood is like a country goddess. She’s beautiful.

This is her singing at the country music awards. I should capitalize that, but whatever because most hicks can’t read and if they can they can’t write so they can’t email to me to correct me. I’ve never watched the country music awards, but I had known Carrie Underwood was going to be on in this outfit…… Well, maybe I should watch it!

I mean, just having the name “wood” in your last name should qualify you for an award at any event for the rest of her life. But her music is beautiful, and her breasts – well – they are to die for!

Yeah, Carrie Underwood in this dress gives me wood all right!