Category: Carrie Underwood
Carrie Underwood Softball
In my eyes, Carrie Underwood can do no wrong. She’s so damn cute.
Here she is playing software for a charity event – what a great shot of the ball in midair!
Of course, just the fact that Carrie Underwood can play like this is a huge turn on. Look at those powerful legs…..
It just dawned on me that they are playing using a tennis ball? Interesting.
No matter. Carrie Underwood is still hot!
Sexy Carrie Underwood
Carrie Underwood…. Is beautiful. There is just no two ways around it. I don’t have the kind of free time to sit around try to figure out which hotshot celebrity I’d like to bone the most, but I’m pretty fucking confident that Carrie Underwood would be at the very top of that list. Talk about selling your soul to the devil…. You know you would!
I don’t recall which even these photos of Carrie Underwood are from. I downloaded them yesterday and I forgot. You ever forget? It happens at my age so fuck off. But damn, she’s looking good!
Carrie Underwood Priceless
Looks like Carrie Underwood scored big last Sunday night at the Country Music Awards….. Not only is her singing great, but she’s oh so easy on the eyes .
I’m trying to guess what she’s wearing under this dress and I’m guessing nothing….
That’s priceless!
Carrie Underwood Bikini
What a wonderful treat to wake up to – Carrie Underwood in her bikini at the beach. Very much hotness!
I’m not much of a country western fan, but let’s face it, country western music niche has changed drastically. Gone are old men with cowboy hats; They’ve been replaced by hot looking women who dress up like hookers. Shania Twain comes to mind quickly.
But damn, Carrie Underwood in a bikini isn’t what I would think of when it comes to your average country western singer! My god I would so hit that!
I don’t care what she sings. I’d be all fucking over that!
Underwood Wears Fishnet Stockings
Not only can Carrie Underwood sing, but she looks damn beautiful doing it too!
At what point did country chicks start wearing fishnet stockings!
This was her singing at the 2009 AMA recently. Damn beautiful, sexy outfit!
Play Ball
For reasons nature can’t explain, men get turned on by women who try to do manly things. Like chopping wood.
Or playing baseball.
I know this is softball, but softball is basically baseball with a bigger ball – and very much a manly sport.
Baseball bores me to death – way too much fucking down time – but I can bare watching it if Carrie Underwood is playing!
I’m not sure why Carrie Underwood is playing softball; My guess is that she’s a girlie girl who normally doesn’t spend her free time playing manly sports so I’m guessing this is a charity event. No matter. She looks sexy playing with balls!
More Country Stuff
Spanking To Country
I’m not a fan of country music. I lost my truck I lost my dog I lost my girl. That’s like every country song ever written. But when Carrie Underwood sings, well, I can see myself spanking off to country music. Daily.
Twice daily.
Because Carrie Underwood is like a country goddess. She’s beautiful.
This is her singing at the country music awards. I should capitalize that, but whatever because most hicks can’t read and if they can they can’t write so they can’t email to me to correct me. I’ve never watched the country music awards, but I had known Carrie Underwood was going to be on in this outfit…… Well, maybe I should watch it!
Gives Me Wood
At every event ever put on in Hollywood, one Hotshot Superstar always sticks out. This year it was Carrie Underwood!
I mean, just having the name “wood” in your last name should qualify you for an award at any event for the rest of her life. But her music is beautiful, and her breasts – well – they are to die for!

Yeah, Carrie Underwood in this dress gives me wood all right!

















































