I guess Brooke Hogan does have the boobs and she needs to properly support the girls. Otherwise, she reminds me of a beast with blonde hair. And boobs.

I’d hit it, but not because she’s pretty. Because I bet you she could physically abuse me sexually in bed!

Sounds like fun to me!

In a kinky kind of crippled way she sort of looks hot!

But even riding around on her electric cart, Brooke Hogan cannot hide the fact that she’s got a huge rack. I don’t care if it’s real or bought and paid for; I just want to play with them. Or at least see her doing jumping jacks.

All kidding aside, rumor has it that Brooke Hogan is having some kind of a nervous breakdown. Seems she’s upset about her parent’s divorce, and the fact that her mother is hitting it with someone who is younger than her. Get over it. Get a helmet and welcome to the real world!

She’s got the boobs out and her a short little dress – some of which is nearly see through!

I think Brooke Hogan has it going on. She’s got boobs, and while her legs might be able to crush me… in an odd way that is sort of a turn on! Her face isn’t that bad, and when Brooke Hogan parades around in a short little dress with her good parts hanging out on display, well, you count me in!

Hit that I would!

I mean, I know strippers have strong powerful legs, but come on Brooke Hogan….. this is a bit much isn’t it?

Who am I kidding. I’d hit it.

What makes this even worse is that she’s wearing a necklace that says “available”. Let’s think about this for just a moment.

Your young, big breasted, and on national TV. So you parade around on a strip pole with a necklace that says “available”.

Is it me, or is this a sign of desperation?

If that’s not enough, maybe playing with your breasts on national TV would help!

Um, why is Brooke Hogan famous again?

Thank god for chicks like Brooke Hogan and bikinis.

By the way, her father just made the headlines. Seems his wife just drop kicked him, forcing Hulk Hogan to move out of his like $20mil house. A week later his wife has her new younger boyfriend moving in with him, and now he’s driving his cars, living in his house, and fucking his soon to be ex-wife. He made a statement saying that he understands on OJ Simpson feels. I agree. A man works hard all of his life, makes a bundle, and expects his wife to remain at his side. If he cheats he’s the bad guy; If she leaves him she gets it all. It’s a no win situation for men. No way in hell my ex-wife is going to let her new boyfriend drive my car.

I wonder what Brooke Hogan thinks of all of this?

Yikes.

Rumor has it that after this little dance, Brooke Hogan had to catch her breath. That comes as no big surprise!

See, it all comes down to breasts. Always.

I bet you that Brooke Hogan is a tiger in bed. In bed women are either a fish or a tiger. While I’m not saying Brooke Hogan is a fat – not by any means – she’s got some meat on her bones. Clearly she works out. With her strong thick legs I’m betting that she’s the type of woman that will pin you to the mattress using her strong legs and have her way with you.

Brooke Hogan can have her way with me any day of the week!

And if Brooke Hogan knocks me into next week, I’m fine with that!!!

I’m not sure what I think of Brooke Hogan. I’m not too fond of people who are famous for no real reason. I mean, she’s the daughter of someone who was once famous in the 1980s and who made way too much money back in the day. So I’m less than impressed by Brooke Hogan. I mean, she’s cute, but so is every other big breasted blonde in Southern California. ( Most of them seem to be waitresses looking for their big break. )

She now has her own TV show – Brooke Knows Best. I haven’t seen it and don’t plan on it. Al Gore’s Internet (bless him!) is full of porn, so I have no interest in watching a ( so very fake ) reality TV show starring a big breasted blonde. ( All reality TV is fake – You know that, right? ) Some quick research tells me that Brooke Hogan is a recording artist, but I dunno – I couldn’t name a single song she sings so I guess she’s not that good.

I think Brooke Hogan is fake. I’m sure her (un)reality show is about her trying to make it on her own with her two room mates. First off, her brother recently smashed his Ferrari so I’m sure she’s not exactly hurting for money. Second, what they don’t tell you is that they are paying Brooke Hogan gobs and gobs of money for her TV show, so it’s not like it’s a huge struggle for her or anything.

Don’t get me wrong. I’d still hit it.