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Brooke Hogan Bikini
Remember Brooke Hogan? Seems she’s still alive – and this time acting coy and shy in a bikini.
One would think that with her father around, Brooke Hogan would be in a lot better shape.
But I’d still hit it!
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Trashy Lingerie
For reasons I don’t understand, Brooke Hogan was caught yesterday at the “Trashy Lingerie” store in West Hollywood. Um, why does she need to be lingerie? And who would buy from a store that has the term “trashy” in it’s title?
I guess Brooke Hogan does have the boobs and she needs to properly support the girls. Otherwise, she reminds me of a beast with blonde hair. And boobs.
I’d hit it, but not because she’s pretty. Because I bet you she could physically abuse me sexually in bed!
Sounds like fun to me!
Brooke’s Fun Ride
I have no idea what’s up with Brooke Hogan here. She went shopping on a little electric cart. Now I’ve seen the electric carts in the local stores and I’ve been tempted to take them for a spin, but I’d be afraid I’d look like an ass riding one. Everyone would say “what’s wrong with him”. And at the same time, I don’t have photographers following me around every waking moment hoping I’m not wearing panties. Brooke Hogan knew exactly what she was doing and she doesn’t have any regrets.
In a kinky kind of crippled way she sort of looks hot!
But even riding around on her electric cart, Brooke Hogan cannot hide the fact that she’s got a huge rack. I don’t care if it’s real or bought and paid for; I just want to play with them. Or at least see her doing jumping jacks.
All kidding aside, rumor has it that Brooke Hogan is having some kind of a nervous breakdown. Seems she’s upset about her parent’s divorce, and the fact that her mother is hitting it with someone who is younger than her. Get over it. Get a helmet and welcome to the real world!
Brooke Busting Out
After all of this time I’m still not sure how I feel about Brooke Hogan. This is her out shopping the other day in Miami.
She’s got the boobs out and her a short little dress – some of which is nearly see through!
I think Brooke Hogan has it going on. She’s got boobs, and while her legs might be able to crush me… in an odd way that is sort of a turn on! Her face isn’t that bad, and when Brooke Hogan parades around in a short little dress with her good parts hanging out on display, well, you count me in!
Hit that I would!
More Stripper Pix
As if Brooke Hogan on the stripper pole wasn’t enough, now we have her in a little short tight pink stripper dress. Isn’t she a bit thick to be pulling off this look?
I mean, I know strippers have strong powerful legs, but come on Brooke Hogan….. this is a bit much isn’t it?
Who am I kidding. I’d hit it.
Brooke’s Stripper Pole
Nothing screams “whore” like someone who has their very own stripper pole. Seems Brooke Hogan not only has her own TV show, but also her very own stripper pole. This comes as no surprise.
What makes this even worse is that she’s wearing a necklace that says “available”. Let’s think about this for just a moment.
Your young, big breasted, and on national TV. So you parade around on a strip pole with a necklace that says “available”.
Is it me, or is this a sign of desperation?
If that’s not enough, maybe playing with your breasts on national TV would help!
Um, why is Brooke Hogan famous again?
Back And Bigger
Seems like Brooke Hogan is back – as if she ever really left us – and is it me or are her breasts new and improved, a slight bit larger?
Thank god for chicks like Brooke Hogan and bikinis.
By the way, her father just made the headlines. Seems his wife just drop kicked him, forcing Hulk Hogan to move out of his like $20mil house. A week later his wife has her new younger boyfriend moving in with him, and now he’s driving his cars, living in his house, and fucking his soon to be ex-wife. He made a statement saying that he understands on OJ Simpson feels. I agree. A man works hard all of his life, makes a bundle, and expects his wife to remain at his side. If he cheats he’s the bad guy; If she leaves him she gets it all. It’s a no win situation for men. No way in hell my ex-wife is going to let her new boyfriend drive my car.
I wonder what Brooke Hogan thinks of all of this?
Stripper Fantasy
There are some things that once seen, cannot be unseen. Brooke Hogan on a stripper pole is one these things that cannot be unseen. I love strippers as much as the next guy, but Brooke Hogan is a bit on the thick side to be tackling the stripper pole.
Yikes.
Rumor has it that after this little dance, Brooke Hogan had to catch her breath. That comes as no big surprise!
Brooke’s Breasts
I know I’ve said some bad things about Brooke Hogan in the past. I just don’t like people who are generally speaking famous for being famous, with no real talent and no real claim to fame. But it’s entirely possible that Brooke Hogan does have a claim to fame, and that’s being big breasted and being able to wear a shirt out in public without a bra.
See, it all comes down to breasts. Always.
I bet you that Brooke Hogan is a tiger in bed. In bed women are either a fish or a tiger. While I’m not saying Brooke Hogan is a fat – not by any means – she’s got some meat on her bones. Clearly she works out. With her strong thick legs I’m betting that she’s the type of woman that will pin you to the mattress using her strong legs and have her way with you.
Brooke Hogan can have her way with me any day of the week!
And if Brooke Hogan knocks me into next week, I’m fine with that!!!
Brooke Hogan
Seems like this is our first post of Brooke Hogan. Perhaps a bit over due?
I’m not sure what I think of Brooke Hogan. I’m not too fond of people who are famous for no real reason. I mean, she’s the daughter of someone who was once famous in the 1980s and who made way too much money back in the day. So I’m less than impressed by Brooke Hogan. I mean, she’s cute, but so is every other big breasted blonde in Southern California. ( Most of them seem to be waitresses looking for their big break. )
She now has her own TV show – Brooke Knows Best. I haven’t seen it and don’t plan on it. Al Gore’s Internet (bless him!) is full of porn, so I have no interest in watching a ( so very fake ) reality TV show starring a big breasted blonde. ( All reality TV is fake – You know that, right? ) Some quick research tells me that Brooke Hogan is a recording artist, but I dunno – I couldn’t name a single song she sings so I guess she’s not that good.
I think Brooke Hogan is fake. I’m sure her (un)reality show is about her trying to make it on her own with her two room mates. First off, her brother recently smashed his Ferrari so I’m sure she’s not exactly hurting for money. Second, what they don’t tell you is that they are paying Brooke Hogan gobs and gobs of money for her TV show, so it’s not like it’s a huge struggle for her or anything.
Don’t get me wrong. I’d still hit it.
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