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Category: Britney SpearsBritney And Her Stripper Pole
So Britney Spears, still desperate for that comeback, is still performing as often as concert ticket sales permit. Is it me or does it look like Britney Spears is humping a stripper pole here?
It’s about time that Britney Spears shows us her true self. (Whore.)
I’d still hit it.
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Big Nipples
Poor Britney Spears cracks me up. Here she was, on top of her world, big pop star; She was beautiful and larger than life. Along comes KFED with his questionable talent and sexual preferences; I’m still confused as to how he landed Britney Spears. I think she was on crack at the time. She got married, and spit out a few kids. Was she really that desperate for attention? I mean, she has a staff who’s soul purpose in life was to tend to her needs and give her attention. I guess it wasn’t enough for Britney Spears.
She went from pop star to MILF over night – More than once. Sorry Charlie; When I see a MILF trying to be a pop star I think it’s funny.
Now she’s got big Mommy nipples.
The sad part is Britney Spears is still hot, just in a vastly different way. She shouldn’t be on stage dressed up like a whore in fishnet stockings. Wait unti her kids figure this all out in a few years.
Don’t get me wrong. I’d still hit it.
But that’s because I like MILFs myself!
Road Head
Oh how I love to pick on Britney Spears. And these days she’s making it easy.
Seems she did a concert in Canada a few nights ago, and left the stage after three songs complaining about the smoke from the weed. Three songs. She makes millions of dollars a year to get up on a smoky stage and perform like a naked cow, but some smoke throws her off. Whatever.
After Britney Spears comes back on stage and finishes up, she ends the show by saying “rock out with your cock out”. What exactly does that mean when Britney Spears says it? Does this mean she’s trying to encourage road head?
Britney Blows
Britney Spears just celebrated her birthday this past week… Doesn’t that make her like forty now?
Doesn’t matter how old she is, Britney Spears is now officially a MILF – and not getting any younger.
At least she can still blow!
Britney In Maxim
So Britney Spears is going to be pretty much half naked in Germany’s version of Maxim. Why does this come as no surprise. She has no talent, and this MILF’s beauty is quickly fading so the there’s really only two things she can do to get attention – release a sex tape, or pose pretty much naked for a men’s magazine.
Sorry, I’m not buying it. You can slap make-up on any chick and make her look half decent, including Britney Spears…..
Britney’s Back. Again.
At some point and time it’s okay for you to quit.
Britney Spears, the ultimate MILF with strong thick legs, kicked off her (third) “comeback tour” in the UK last night. This is starting to get old. She’s reached the point where she’s not longer interesting or appealing, but instead everyone goes to see her for the same reason everyone rubber necks at a car crash – You want to see the disaster as it unfolds.
Don’t tell anyone Im’ saying this, but in defense of Britney Spears it looks like she put on a show – with like ten thousand costume changes.
Who in the world plans this out? It was like combining a x-rated circus, naughty police officer, stripper, and half naked military brat all into one. Very odd.
The circus outfit reminds me of – gasp! – Michael Jackson, and the rest reminds me of Madonna… Who is now fifty and thirty years past her prime!
No one has told Britney Spears that she’s spit out two kids and she’s a MILF. Would I hit it? Only if she swallowed.
Britney’s Boots
You know how I like to bash Britney Spears here, right? Well, today after viewing this picture I’m doing a 180 degree turn around. I would so hit Britney Spears; Who am I trying to kid?
I love this dress and the white boots…. Sort of makes her look like a go go dancer from the disco age.
I bet you with this dress that Britney Spears is wearing, well, it would be easy access… And sitting like this! Yummy! All Britney Spears needs to do is spread her legs and I can peel her panties off of her – if she’s wearing any – and then have it all my way!!!!
Britney’s Back. Again.
Britney’s back, bitch. Again. And again. It’s almost starting to sound like one of those records that skips.
Britney Spears just released a new song and video “Womenzier”. The video is pretty hot. Then again, if I had hours of make up, custom designed outfits, and a staff of people to otherwise make me look beautiful…. Well, I’d look better than Britney Spears.
I think Britney Spears missed something here. When your a hot young rock star you can shake your ass and talk sing about your non existent virginity while wearing a school girl skirt and push up bra, but at some point your supposed to invest your money into a business where you bring other potential stars forward to make you yet more money – Half the work, twice the profits. Well, I guess it’s not like she works hard anyhow. She just turned twenty-seven; It’s time to hang up the towel already. Yeah, it’s time to hang up the towel when you fat hangs out your custom design and custom fitted outfit. Slut.
Britney Spears is a bit thick here; I see fat hanging out from her shorts.
I shoot content for a living and let me clue you in on exactly what we are seeing here… The stockings – used to hide the fat. The tall shorts – used to hide the fat. The see through shirt – Makes you think your seeing something hot and sexy, but the truth is… It’s hiding fat.
Oh my god. Britney Spears is an “over there girl”. ( She looks good “over there”, but when you see her up close she’s not nearly as pretty.
Oh, and your dancing…. Come on. That’s not dancing. Standing in one spot, shaking your hips twice, and then prancing over to another spot to shake your hips again isn’t dancing. What the fuck happened to the Britney Spears we used to know?
Slutty Britney Spears
Britney Spears – the slut that everyone loves to hate but have instant wood if she crawled into bed with you – is going to perform at the Video Music Awards this year. Again.
Because we all know how well she did last year…..
She’s hot still hot, but only because Britney Spears is pretty much a tramp – and dresses to play the part rather nicely really.
I mean, let’s not kid ourselves. If she wanted to make babies with us (only for practice) we’d jump at the chance. But I honestly could not name one single song she sings other than “Baby, hit me one more time”. I think there was a video where she was dressed up like a slutty school girl, but the porn industry has taught us that all school girls are sluts and well, that was like ten years ago.
Hit it maybe, but watch Britney Spears on MTV at the Video Music Awards? Pass.
I’d much rather watch paint dry. (Yawn.)
