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Category: Britney SpearsBritney Driving?
Do you honestly mean to tell me that after all of this they still let Britney Spears drive?
Damn, she looks like an old lady behind the wheel of her car; It’s almost like she can’t even see over the steering wheel. Maybe we should get her some phone books to sit on.
I’m just glad I don’t drive in her area – or even Southern California for that matter!
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Oh Boy Oh Joy
I just blasted Britney Spears yesterday here on the blog when I called her a Moo Moo Cow. She looked like a little porker at her recent concert. Yet she’s signed on for Candies to be one of their sponsors and she looks great. How did this happen?
I guess if you put her in the right setting, with the right lighting, a professional camera, and well…. Anything is possible. Oh, and some photoshopping too helps.
Even as much as I think Britney Spears is done for, she looks hot in this picture. I might just hit it.
I guess Britney Spears has lowered her price enough so that Candies can afford her. Not sure if that’s a step down or not for them.
Moo Moo
A lot of people are blogging about Britney Spears on tour. Blah blah blah blah. Anyone can be a blogger.
Is it me, or does Britney Spears look like a cow here?
Okay, let me clue you in on a few things Britney Spears is doing to hide her weight. First of all, she’s wearing fishnet stockings. It sucks in the fat. See the bottom she’s wearing? It’ high enough so that it sucks in her stomach. It sucks in the fat. Everything she’s wearing here is design to suck in the fat. Moo moo moo.
What a shame to go from Britney Spears to a cow in less than five years.
Britney Engaged?
I swear not a day goes by without some kind of drama with either Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, or Lindsay Lohan. Today we have two out of three so it’s a good day.
Britney Spears has been desperately trying to tell us something without coming out and saying it.
Seems Britney Spears hasn’t made an announcement yet, but she’s sporting a big fat engagement ring. The funny part is she’s being rather blatant about it to the point it’s almost comical.
But I love how she’s dressing to go out in public. Let’s face it, Britney Spears has had her five minutes of fame over the past ten years or so; It’s time for her to admit she’s nothing more than a (wealthy) single mom and stripper. She’s looking her age in this picture; The term you are looking for is “rode hard and put away wet”.
It shouldn’t surprise me that she found some idiot willing to marry her. I bet you he’s no better than the first guy Britney Spears married!
Miss No Bra
Another day, another story about Britney Spears. Great.
This time she went out in public without wearing a bra. Again. Sweet!
At least now we know she’s no different than us. She shops at Target. Don’t we all?
Maybe one day Britney Spears would buy a bra there!
Britney’s Nipples
Britney Spears. Nipples. Classy.
I’m sure Britney Spears here was making another run to McDonald’s here with her nipples out. How very classy!
Zoo Fun
It just gets better and better every day. Remember those pictures of Britney Spears I posted the other day? She short and shorts and the high heels? Well, that’s what she wears to – gasp – McDonald’s. Yeah, I always want my woman to dress up like a slut when I treat her to a meal too.
Yesterday she went out the zoo – with the intention of showing off her cleavage…..
Yeah, that’s why I go to the zoo myself. To see hooters.
At this point I think it might be wise not to let Britney Spears out in public unless she’s got proper supervision.
Britney Looking Good?
Fucking Britney Spears. I have no idea what to make of her. One day she’s hot, next day she’s not, then I want to do her all over again. It’s insane.
This time Britney Spears is looking good – I think I might even hit it. Look at those legs! I bet you those legs could crush me if I was lucky enough to have Britney Spears riding on top of me.
I always love the short shorts with the high heels. So classy (not). In fact, it’s kind of slutty, isn’t it?
Britney Bare
What a twit. I swear, Britney Spears gets dumber and dumber by the moment.
Britney Spears has yet to figure out that we don’t want to see her face, but we want to see up her skirt. Which explains why when getting out of a car she covers her face but not her crotch. Thank you!
Then again, if I looked like Britney Spears, well, I’d want to cover my face too. But I’m a dude, so if I looked like Britney Spears something would be seriously wrong.
I’d hit it. But I’d rather hit the old Britney Spears, not the new one.
Super Slutty
While Britney Spears is on come back tour 11, she’s out and about and having fun. In fact, she seems to enjoy dressing up like a hooker. Not a high class call girl, mind you; But instead a common street walker.
I bet you if Britney Spears was to bend over she would be showing us the world!
Not that all of us want to see it!
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