Britney’s Nipples
Britney Spears. Nipples. Classy.
I’m sure Britney Spears here was making another run to McDonald’s here with her nipples out. How very classy!
Zoo Fun
It just gets better and better every day. Remember those pictures of Britney Spears I posted the other day? She short and shorts and the high heels? Well, that’s what she wears to – gasp – McDonald’s. Yeah, I always want my woman to dress up like a slut when I treat her to a meal too.
Yesterday she went out the zoo – with the intention of showing off her cleavage…..
Yeah, that’s why I go to the zoo myself. To see hooters.
At this point I think it might be wise not to let Britney Spears out in public unless she’s got proper supervision.
Britney Looking Good?
Fucking Britney Spears. I have no idea what to make of her. One day she’s hot, next day she’s not, then I want to do her all over again. It’s insane.
This time Britney Spears is looking good – I think I might even hit it. Look at those legs! I bet you those legs could crush me if I was lucky enough to have Britney Spears riding on top of me.
I always love the short shorts with the high heels. So classy (not). In fact, it’s kind of slutty, isn’t it?
Britney Bare
What a twit. I swear, Britney Spears gets dumber and dumber by the moment.
Britney Spears has yet to figure out that we don’t want to see her face, but we want to see up her skirt. Which explains why when getting out of a car she covers her face but not her crotch. Thank you!
Then again, if I looked like Britney Spears, well, I’d want to cover my face too. But I’m a dude, so if I looked like Britney Spears something would be seriously wrong.
I’d hit it. But I’d rather hit the old Britney Spears, not the new one.
Super Slutty
While Britney Spears is on come back tour 11, she’s out and about and having fun. In fact, she seems to enjoy dressing up like a hooker. Not a high class call girl, mind you; But instead a common street walker.
I bet you if Britney Spears was to bend over she would be showing us the world!
Not that all of us want to see it!
Britney’s Bod
After all of the drama and let downs in her life, Britney Spears headed out to warmer climates this week for some fun in the sun – In the Caribbean.
Much to my surprise, she was allowed to take her two children with her. But whatever with that. She’s pay enough to that fag in means of support to keep him swimming in better looking hookers and what not.
Looks like Britney Spears is pretty buff – nice strong legs.
Who knows, maybe there is hope for her yet!
What a damn shame she’s wearing that hat – I love her hair!
I’d Hit It
Ever wanted to make love to Britney Spears without all of her issues (and with hair)? Well, now is your chance.
Seems Madame Tussaud’s in Berlin, Germany, has made Britney Spears in wax.
My gosh, that’s so lifelike…. And sexy too!
I’d hit it.
Britney And Her Stripper Pole
So Britney Spears, still desperate for that comeback, is still performing as often as concert ticket sales permit. Is it me or does it look like Britney Spears is humping a stripper pole here?
It’s about time that Britney Spears shows us her true self. (Whore.)
I’d still hit it.
Big Nipples
Poor Britney Spears cracks me up. Here she was, on top of her world, big pop star; She was beautiful and larger than life. Along comes KFED with his questionable talent and sexual preferences; I’m still confused as to how he landed Britney Spears. I think she was on crack at the time. She got married, and spit out a few kids. Was she really that desperate for attention? I mean, she has a staff who’s soul purpose in life was to tend to her needs and give her attention. I guess it wasn’t enough for Britney Spears.
She went from pop star to MILF over night – More than once. Sorry Charlie; When I see a MILF trying to be a pop star I think it’s funny.
Now she’s got big Mommy nipples.
The sad part is Britney Spears is still hot, just in a vastly different way. She shouldn’t be on stage dressed up like a whore in fishnet stockings. Wait unti her kids figure this all out in a few years.
Don’t get me wrong. I’d still hit it.
But that’s because I like MILFs myself!
Road Head
Oh how I love to pick on Britney Spears. And these days she’s making it easy.
Seems she did a concert in Canada a few nights ago, and left the stage after three songs complaining about the smoke from the weed. Three songs. She makes millions of dollars a year to get up on a smoky stage and perform like a naked cow, but some smoke throws her off. Whatever.
After Britney Spears comes back on stage and finishes up, she ends the show by saying “rock out with your cock out”. What exactly does that mean when Britney Spears says it? Does this mean she’s trying to encourage road head?


































