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Britney Spears confuses me. I’m not sure if I want to hit it or laugh.
This is so called “Queen of Pop” wearing short shorts and a little top that is open all over the place, trying to show us that she’s still relevant. She’s really not, she just hasn’t figured it out yet.
Not sure what’s up with the boots. If Britney Spears is able to wear short shorts and show us her belly, I’m guessing it’s warm enough that she doesn’t need to be wearing furry fucking boots.
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Britney Again
Is it me or does Britney Spears look like a pony here? Yikes.
I’m sure when she gets all dolled up she can look pretty decent, but that’s a trick that chicks use to get us interested. She reminds me of an old girlfriend I had who used to cram her fat little body into a girdle to hid her fat. I think that’s exactly what Britney Spears does.
I’m sure people still go to her concerts, but that’s mostly because it’s like watching a train wreck – You can’t help but want to watch!
Poor Britney
We are way over due for a Britney Spears post, aren’t we?
Britney Spears was spotted in SoCal yesterday, and it seems that reality has finally smacked her in the face. She’s a MILF. Took her long enough to figure this out.
Is that some cottage cheese I see on her leg? Yikes.
Britney Spears has finally discovered that at the end of the day, and after burning through all of the money in the world, that she’s nothing special, and just another twenty-five year old begging for everyone’s attention.
Take away her fancy clothes and her make up, and she’s just another sloppy MILF.
So damn sad….
Britney Spears Past MILF
In a week I’m going to turn forty-two and it’s time for me to face reality – I’m no longer nearly as hip as I wish I was. Oh sure, I have a fancy little super charged sports car that destroys my friend’s Ferrari and I don’t have any gray hair below my waist, but it’s just hard to keep up with my young girlfriends. Britney Spears has yet to discover the same thing.
This is Britney Spears on tour; I’m not sure if there is a practice or the real deal. Either way, it’s kind of sad. What I see here is a middle aged woman who has spit out two kids, is kind of thick in the middle, and is blind as a bat and has to wear those ugly glasses. I don’t see a celebrity or a pop star. The chick who lives across the street from me is about ten times hotter.
I know she needs to make money, blah blah blah, but at this point it’s past comical and becoming sad. Hey, I was a huge fan of the Rolling Stones, but that was thirty years ago. I don’t want to go to a concert and watch a grandfather strutting around in tight pants. Ick. It’s time for Britney Spears to move over, and let the new generation take over.
Maybe she should get a job. The Wendy’s up the street from me is hiring. “Would you like fries with that?”
Free Pie
Two posts about Britney Spears in one day? Am I on crack? No.
Britney Spears was on the Dave Letterman show last night, doing the top ten list – how things would be different if Britney Spears was President. Oh lord.
I’d hit it.
Britney Bikini Bonanza
Looks like Britney Spears needs some attention…. She’s been showing off her body at the pool in a different bikini every day!
I’m not sure how I feel about Britney Spears – on one hand she’s pure white trash but on the other hand she’s got a banging bikini body – but I must admit I enjoy seeing her in a new bikini every day!
I trust Britney Spears is having fun in the sun!
Bad Britney Spears
This young boy has the right idea – cover your eyes or you’ll be scarred for life by Britney Spears.
I bet you it happens often too.
Seems Britney Spears was hanging out at the pool at a hotel in Southern California this weekend, wearing nothing more than a bikini. Does she look good? Well, yeah, sort of. Considering she doesn’t really work and has nothing but free time these days, well, her body had better be rocking! The tattoos, however, scream “white trash”. I fail to understand how a musician who is really doing nothing more than acting like a well paid stripper on stage can get so many tattoos. And how does she explain this to her kids later on in life when they start asking questions? Is the going to tell them “Well, Mommy sold her soul to the devil and acted like a white trash whore in order to provide for you”. Yeah, right.
Her body looks decent; Her hair, however, looks like rat’s nest.
Would I hit it? Well, let’s face it – I am a man. And I’ll hit nearly anything. Including Britney Spears and her rat’s nest hair.
Bad Britney Spears
I love watching Britney Spears and her continuing fall to white trailer trash. It seems Britney Spears went out shopping and looked sloppy as hell. She was wearing clothes that might not be appropriate for her age, had her nipples facing in different directions, and had more side boobage then a porn shoot.
Usually I like the side boobage…..
But not when her kids are waking around saying stuff like “Oh shit”. At three years old. Seems Britney Spears wasn’t bothered by the language of her kids, and made no attempt to stop them.
Oh, what a fun MILF Britney Spears is gonna make!
Britney Spears Bikini
It just wouldn’t be Britney Spears without a bikini and high heels, trying to impress all of the men. Here she is shooting some video that no one will ever watch and she’s doing the slutty walk of shame in her bikini and high heel, nearly screaming “I’m a whore, who wants a piece of this”. Last time it was one of her back up dancers. I mean, let’s face it, Britney Spears has got to be down right embarrassed by all of this.
While I think Britney Spears is the best white trash has to offer, I’ll go as far as to say she looks good.
I might just hit that. But only because she’s wearing a bikini!
Britney Finds God
I can’t believe no one else caught this and called out Britney Spears. She’s dressed up like a slut – like a call girl – short mini dress, boobies out on display, nearly see through, and she’s wearing a cross like she’s a religious figure or something.
At a certain point, doesn’t it become comical?
Trust me, the only person who worships her is her little gay ex who knocked her up, took her kids, and a good chunk of her paycheck for the next eighteen years.
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