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A lot of people are blogging about Britney Spears on tour. Blah blah blah blah. Anyone can be a blogger.
Is it me, or does Britney Spears look like a cow here?
Okay, let me clue you in on a few things Britney Spears is doing to hide her weight. First of all, she’s wearing fishnet stockings. It sucks in the fat. See the bottom she’s wearing? It’ high enough so that it sucks in her stomach. It sucks in the fat. Everything she’s wearing here is design to suck in the fat. Moo moo moo.
What a shame to go from Britney Spears to a cow in less than five years.
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Britney Engaged?
I swear not a day goes by without some kind of drama with either Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, or Lindsay Lohan. Today we have two out of three so it’s a good day.
Britney Spears has been desperately trying to tell us something without coming out and saying it.
Seems Britney Spears hasn’t made an announcement yet, but she’s sporting a big fat engagement ring. The funny part is she’s being rather blatant about it to the point it’s almost comical.
But I love how she’s dressing to go out in public. Let’s face it, Britney Spears has had her five minutes of fame over the past ten years or so; It’s time for her to admit she’s nothing more than a (wealthy) single mom and stripper. She’s looking her age in this picture; The term you are looking for is “rode hard and put away wet”.
It shouldn’t surprise me that she found some idiot willing to marry her. I bet you he’s no better than the first guy Britney Spears married!
Miss No Bra
Another day, another story about Britney Spears. Great.
This time she went out in public without wearing a bra. Again. Sweet!
At least now we know she’s no different than us. She shops at Target. Don’t we all?
Maybe one day Britney Spears would buy a bra there!
Britney’s Nipples
Britney Spears. Nipples. Classy.
I’m sure Britney Spears here was making another run to McDonald’s here with her nipples out. How very classy!
Zoo Fun
It just gets better and better every day. Remember those pictures of Britney Spears I posted the other day? She short and shorts and the high heels? Well, that’s what she wears to – gasp – McDonald’s. Yeah, I always want my woman to dress up like a slut when I treat her to a meal too.
Yesterday she went out the zoo – with the intention of showing off her cleavage…..
Yeah, that’s why I go to the zoo myself. To see hooters.
At this point I think it might be wise not to let Britney Spears out in public unless she’s got proper supervision.
Britney Looking Good?
Fucking Britney Spears. I have no idea what to make of her. One day she’s hot, next day she’s not, then I want to do her all over again. It’s insane.
This time Britney Spears is looking good – I think I might even hit it. Look at those legs! I bet you those legs could crush me if I was lucky enough to have Britney Spears riding on top of me.
I always love the short shorts with the high heels. So classy (not). In fact, it’s kind of slutty, isn’t it?
Britney Bare
What a twit. I swear, Britney Spears gets dumber and dumber by the moment.
Britney Spears has yet to figure out that we don’t want to see her face, but we want to see up her skirt. Which explains why when getting out of a car she covers her face but not her crotch. Thank you!
Then again, if I looked like Britney Spears, well, I’d want to cover my face too. But I’m a dude, so if I looked like Britney Spears something would be seriously wrong.
I’d hit it. But I’d rather hit the old Britney Spears, not the new one.
Super Slutty
While Britney Spears is on come back tour 11, she’s out and about and having fun. In fact, she seems to enjoy dressing up like a hooker. Not a high class call girl, mind you; But instead a common street walker.
I bet you if Britney Spears was to bend over she would be showing us the world!
Not that all of us want to see it!
Britney’s Bod
After all of the drama and let downs in her life, Britney Spears headed out to warmer climates this week for some fun in the sun – In the Caribbean.
Much to my surprise, she was allowed to take her two children with her. But whatever with that. She’s pay enough to that fag in means of support to keep him swimming in better looking hookers and what not.
Looks like Britney Spears is pretty buff – nice strong legs.
Who knows, maybe there is hope for her yet!
What a damn shame she’s wearing that hat – I love her hair!
I’d Hit It
Ever wanted to make love to Britney Spears without all of her issues (and with hair)? Well, now is your chance.
Seems Madame Tussaud’s in Berlin, Germany, has made Britney Spears in wax.
My gosh, that’s so lifelike…. And sexy too!
I’d hit it.
