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Category: Britney SpearsPoor Britney
We are way over due for a Britney Spears post, aren’t we?
Britney Spears was spotted in SoCal yesterday, and it seems that reality has finally smacked her in the face. She’s a MILF. Took her long enough to figure this out.
Is that some cottage cheese I see on her leg? Yikes.
Britney Spears has finally discovered that at the end of the day, and after burning through all of the money in the world, that she’s nothing special, and just another twenty-five year old begging for everyone’s attention.
Take away her fancy clothes and her make up, and she’s just another sloppy MILF.
So damn sad….
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Britney Spears Past MILF
In a week I’m going to turn forty-two and it’s time for me to face reality – I’m no longer nearly as hip as I wish I was. Oh sure, I have a fancy little super charged sports car that destroys my friend’s Ferrari and I don’t have any gray hair below my waist, but it’s just hard to keep up with my young girlfriends. Britney Spears has yet to discover the same thing.
This is Britney Spears on tour; I’m not sure if there is a practice or the real deal. Either way, it’s kind of sad. What I see here is a middle aged woman who has spit out two kids, is kind of thick in the middle, and is blind as a bat and has to wear those ugly glasses. I don’t see a celebrity or a pop star. The chick who lives across the street from me is about ten times hotter.
I know she needs to make money, blah blah blah, but at this point it’s past comical and becoming sad. Hey, I was a huge fan of the Rolling Stones, but that was thirty years ago. I don’t want to go to a concert and watch a grandfather strutting around in tight pants. Ick. It’s time for Britney Spears to move over, and let the new generation take over.
Maybe she should get a job. The Wendy’s up the street from me is hiring. “Would you like fries with that?”
Free Pie
Two posts about Britney Spears in one day? Am I on crack? No.
Britney Spears was on the Dave Letterman show last night, doing the top ten list – how things would be different if Britney Spears was President. Oh lord.
I’d hit it.
Britney Bikini Bonanza
Looks like Britney Spears needs some attention…. She’s been showing off her body at the pool in a different bikini every day!
I’m not sure how I feel about Britney Spears – on one hand she’s pure white trash but on the other hand she’s got a banging bikini body – but I must admit I enjoy seeing her in a new bikini every day!
I trust Britney Spears is having fun in the sun!
Bad Britney Spears
This young boy has the right idea – cover your eyes or you’ll be scarred for life by Britney Spears.
I bet you it happens often too.
Seems Britney Spears was hanging out at the pool at a hotel in Southern California this weekend, wearing nothing more than a bikini. Does she look good? Well, yeah, sort of. Considering she doesn’t really work and has nothing but free time these days, well, her body had better be rocking! The tattoos, however, scream “white trash”. I fail to understand how a musician who is really doing nothing more than acting like a well paid stripper on stage can get so many tattoos. And how does she explain this to her kids later on in life when they start asking questions? Is the going to tell them “Well, Mommy sold her soul to the devil and acted like a white trash whore in order to provide for you”. Yeah, right.
Her body looks decent; Her hair, however, looks like rat’s nest.
Would I hit it? Well, let’s face it – I am a man. And I’ll hit nearly anything. Including Britney Spears and her rat’s nest hair.
Bad Britney Spears
I love watching Britney Spears and her continuing fall to white trailer trash. It seems Britney Spears went out shopping and looked sloppy as hell. She was wearing clothes that might not be appropriate for her age, had her nipples facing in different directions, and had more side boobage then a porn shoot.
Usually I like the side boobage…..
But not when her kids are waking around saying stuff like “Oh shit”. At three years old. Seems Britney Spears wasn’t bothered by the language of her kids, and made no attempt to stop them.
Oh, what a fun MILF Britney Spears is gonna make!
Britney Spears Bikini
It just wouldn’t be Britney Spears without a bikini and high heels, trying to impress all of the men. Here she is shooting some video that no one will ever watch and she’s doing the slutty walk of shame in her bikini and high heel, nearly screaming “I’m a whore, who wants a piece of this”. Last time it was one of her back up dancers. I mean, let’s face it, Britney Spears has got to be down right embarrassed by all of this.
While I think Britney Spears is the best white trash has to offer, I’ll go as far as to say she looks good.
I might just hit that. But only because she’s wearing a bikini!
Britney Finds God
I can’t believe no one else caught this and called out Britney Spears. She’s dressed up like a slut – like a call girl – short mini dress, boobies out on display, nearly see through, and she’s wearing a cross like she’s a religious figure or something.
At a certain point, doesn’t it become comical?
Trust me, the only person who worships her is her little gay ex who knocked her up, took her kids, and a good chunk of her paycheck for the next eighteen years.
Britney Driving?
Do you honestly mean to tell me that after all of this they still let Britney Spears drive?
Damn, she looks like an old lady behind the wheel of her car; It’s almost like she can’t even see over the steering wheel. Maybe we should get her some phone books to sit on.
I’m just glad I don’t drive in her area – or even Southern California for that matter!
Oh Boy Oh Joy
I just blasted Britney Spears yesterday here on the blog when I called her a Moo Moo Cow. She looked like a little porker at her recent concert. Yet she’s signed on for Candies to be one of their sponsors and she looks great. How did this happen?
I guess if you put her in the right setting, with the right lighting, a professional camera, and well…. Anything is possible. Oh, and some photoshopping too helps.
Even as much as I think Britney Spears is done for, she looks hot in this picture. I might just hit it.
I guess Britney Spears has lowered her price enough so that Candies can afford her. Not sure if that’s a step down or not for them.
