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No one seems to know what these pictures of Britney Spears are about. She’s wearing a wedding veil, short shorts, lace, and a red back pack. It’s almost like something you would expect from a Japanese fetish website. But I know what’s going on.
I think Britney Spears has finally figured it out.
She’s figured out she’s not really talented, and discovered that her looks are all that she ever had in the first place. And her looks are fading fast (hence the soft focus effect on these photos). I mean, let’s face it, if I put nearly any eighteen year old chick in a school girl uniform complete with a plaid skirt and have her dance like a whore and sing “Come hit this”… I’m pretty confident I can sell a few billion dollars worth of music.
I’m not saying these photos of Britney Spears are hot. But it’s a step in the right direction.
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Britney Spears MILF Bikini
I know I bash Britney Spears a lot. It’s true, I do. And I’m okay with that. However, I’m also pretty fair and at end of the day I’d still hit it. Hard.
And I have to admit that this MILF is looking pretty good in a bikini.
Good for Britney Spears. She needs to look good, if only to feel good about herself.
Still White Trash
It’s been such a long long time since I last wrote about Britney Spears.
Britney Spears and her nipples went out to Starbucks again. Clearly this big breasted future porn star is addicted to Starbucks. And clearly it’s showing in her physique.
I guess the difference between class and white trash is how you dress in public on a day to to day basis. Most of our favorite celebs still look smashing when they go out for a casual lunch or what not. Not Britney Spears. Somehow she always looks like white trash. Normally the short shorts and the tiny tank top would be a turn on, but combined with the fact that she has on no make up it’s just sad.
I love breasts as much as the next guy…. But damn, Britney Spears needs to wear a push up bra. After pushing out a few kids through her vagina the boobs are no longer perky and starting to sag.
Oh, don’t get me wrong here. I’d still hit it. She’s got boobs, and she’s now a moo moo cow (not yet but working towards that goal), so that means she’s hittable. If only because she’s fucking Britney Spears. But at the end of the day she is still nothing but white trash and it shows!
Britney’s Breasts
I’ve been bashing Britney Spears pretty bad the past few months. She’s come a long way from “Hit Me Baby One More Time”. She’s had some big highs, and scrapped the bottom of the barrel. I thought maybe she would climb her way out with her last album but it doesn’t seem so.
In the mean time she’s just in a holding pattern. And refuses to wear a bra.
I’m not sure how I feel about Britney Spears not wearing a bra. On one hand she’s got an impressive rack, so fuck it, let ‘em hang loose. On the other hand, she’s not twenty-one any more and she’s showing her age. MILFs shouldn’t walk around without bras.
Either way I’d hit it.
Big Old Pokies
How did I miss this? Seems two weeks ago Britney Spears was at the gas station in some short shorts and what I’m going to call an “overly tight t-shirt”. Combined with the fact that Britney Spears never ever likes to wear a bra, well…. Let’s just say it must have been cold outside. The end result is Britney Spears has some big old pokies while getting herself some of that cheap white trash soda she likes to much.
I hate to to say this, but if Britney Spears was wearing this for me… I’d hit it!
Britney’s New Ads
Hmmm. Seems Britney Spears is hawking Candies again. Which makes me confused.
Do teens still look up to a MILF and decide what clothes they want to buy depending on what a saggy has been named Britney Spears tells them to buy?
I find that highly unlikely.
I think Candies should stick it out with Hayden Panettiere……
Britney Sigh Sag
While I try to ensure certain quality standards here on the world’s hottest celebrity blog, when Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan do something stupid, well, it’s hard for me to pass on. Today I’m going to pick on Britney Spears.
Britney, who now has like eight kids, decided to stop and get some Starbucks in southern California. Tight jeans (great), tight shirt (not to great).
Britney, your nearly thirty. And you have kids. Your a MILF. Your breasts aren’t perky like they used to be. Your not eighteen. You prime was like, well, thirteen years ago.
It was great when you were jailbait, but now your just an old hag. With no make up of all all things.
Buy a fucking bra already!
Britney’s Saggy Boobs
Okay, Britney Spears needs to cut this out already. She’s not making it as a brunette. At all. Go back to being blonde; It’s okay, we all know it’s fake – Every thirty year old woman dyes their hair. I know, she’s not thirty yet but she’ll be there this year. She’s already a MILF.
With MILF boobs I might add. Clearly Britney Spears needs to buy a better bra. I can’t believe Britney Spears appears in public like this.
I guess it’s true what they say – she’s white trash after all!
Britney Spears Fat MILF
Yesterday the Internet was buzzing with new pictures of Britney Spears. As if we haven’t seen Britney Spears in a bikini before.
I have to admit, the first picture I saw of Britney Spears looks pretty hot. I’d hit it.
But then when Britney Spears bends over…. You get to see her for what she really is – a fat MILF.
Britney Spears has a lot more in common with Madonna than she thinks!
Big Nipples
Seeing this picture of Britney Spears reminds me of a trip I made to Wal Mart with my girlfriend’s father. He’s a bit of a nut who is pissed off at society. He spent half of the time in the store bitching about everyone else. One woman in the check out line had huge breasts and they were sagging down to her waist and he said “Jesus fucking Christ, I’ll be you a fucking bra already”. Really loud too. He wasn’t shy.
Seems Britney Spears needs a fucking bra too.
Britney Spears needs to understand she’s no longer twenty-one and doesn’t have naturally perky breasts, and combined with spitting out a few kids – well, it doesn’t do a body good. What a damn shame. Britney Spears went from being everyone’s fantasy to a sloppy MILF with nipples pointing in the wrong direction.
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