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Looks like Britney Spears needs some attention…. She’s been showing off her body at the pool in a different bikini every day!
I’m not sure how I feel about Britney Spears – on one hand she’s pure white trash but on the other hand she’s got a banging bikini body – but I must admit I enjoy seeing her in a new bikini every day!
I trust Britney Spears is having fun in the sun!
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Bad Britney Spears
This young boy has the right idea – cover your eyes or you’ll be scarred for life by Britney Spears.
I bet you it happens often too.
Seems Britney Spears was hanging out at the pool at a hotel in Southern California this weekend, wearing nothing more than a bikini. Does she look good? Well, yeah, sort of. Considering she doesn’t really work and has nothing but free time these days, well, her body had better be rocking! The tattoos, however, scream “white trash”. I fail to understand how a musician who is really doing nothing more than acting like a well paid stripper on stage can get so many tattoos. And how does she explain this to her kids later on in life when they start asking questions? Is the going to tell them “Well, Mommy sold her soul to the devil and acted like a white trash whore in order to provide for you”. Yeah, right.
Her body looks decent; Her hair, however, looks like rat’s nest.
Would I hit it? Well, let’s face it – I am a man. And I’ll hit nearly anything. Including Britney Spears and her rat’s nest hair.
Bad Britney Spears
I love watching Britney Spears and her continuing fall to white trailer trash. It seems Britney Spears went out shopping and looked sloppy as hell. She was wearing clothes that might not be appropriate for her age, had her nipples facing in different directions, and had more side boobage then a porn shoot.
Usually I like the side boobage…..
But not when her kids are waking around saying stuff like “Oh shit”. At three years old. Seems Britney Spears wasn’t bothered by the language of her kids, and made no attempt to stop them.
Oh, what a fun MILF Britney Spears is gonna make!
Britney Spears Bikini
It just wouldn’t be Britney Spears without a bikini and high heels, trying to impress all of the men. Here she is shooting some video that no one will ever watch and she’s doing the slutty walk of shame in her bikini and high heel, nearly screaming “I’m a whore, who wants a piece of this”. Last time it was one of her back up dancers. I mean, let’s face it, Britney Spears has got to be down right embarrassed by all of this.
While I think Britney Spears is the best white trash has to offer, I’ll go as far as to say she looks good.
I might just hit that. But only because she’s wearing a bikini!
Britney Finds God
I can’t believe no one else caught this and called out Britney Spears. She’s dressed up like a slut – like a call girl – short mini dress, boobies out on display, nearly see through, and she’s wearing a cross like she’s a religious figure or something.
At a certain point, doesn’t it become comical?
Trust me, the only person who worships her is her little gay ex who knocked her up, took her kids, and a good chunk of her paycheck for the next eighteen years.
Britney Driving?
Do you honestly mean to tell me that after all of this they still let Britney Spears drive?
Damn, she looks like an old lady behind the wheel of her car; It’s almost like she can’t even see over the steering wheel. Maybe we should get her some phone books to sit on.
I’m just glad I don’t drive in her area – or even Southern California for that matter!
Oh Boy Oh Joy
I just blasted Britney Spears yesterday here on the blog when I called her a Moo Moo Cow. She looked like a little porker at her recent concert. Yet she’s signed on for Candies to be one of their sponsors and she looks great. How did this happen?
I guess if you put her in the right setting, with the right lighting, a professional camera, and well…. Anything is possible. Oh, and some photoshopping too helps.
Even as much as I think Britney Spears is done for, she looks hot in this picture. I might just hit it.
I guess Britney Spears has lowered her price enough so that Candies can afford her. Not sure if that’s a step down or not for them.
Moo Moo
A lot of people are blogging about Britney Spears on tour. Blah blah blah blah. Anyone can be a blogger.
Is it me, or does Britney Spears look like a cow here?
Okay, let me clue you in on a few things Britney Spears is doing to hide her weight. First of all, she’s wearing fishnet stockings. It sucks in the fat. See the bottom she’s wearing? It’ high enough so that it sucks in her stomach. It sucks in the fat. Everything she’s wearing here is design to suck in the fat. Moo moo moo.
What a shame to go from Britney Spears to a cow in less than five years.
Britney Engaged?
I swear not a day goes by without some kind of drama with either Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, or Lindsay Lohan. Today we have two out of three so it’s a good day.
Britney Spears has been desperately trying to tell us something without coming out and saying it.
Seems Britney Spears hasn’t made an announcement yet, but she’s sporting a big fat engagement ring. The funny part is she’s being rather blatant about it to the point it’s almost comical.
But I love how she’s dressing to go out in public. Let’s face it, Britney Spears has had her five minutes of fame over the past ten years or so; It’s time for her to admit she’s nothing more than a (wealthy) single mom and stripper. She’s looking her age in this picture; The term you are looking for is “rode hard and put away wet”.
It shouldn’t surprise me that she found some idiot willing to marry her. I bet you he’s no better than the first guy Britney Spears married!
Miss No Bra
Another day, another story about Britney Spears. Great.
This time she went out in public without wearing a bra. Again. Sweet!
At least now we know she’s no different than us. She shops at Target. Don’t we all?
Maybe one day Britney Spears would buy a bra there!
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