Do teens still look up to a MILF and decide what clothes they want to buy depending on what a saggy has been named Britney Spears tells them to buy?

I find that highly unlikely.

I think Candies should stick it out with Hayden Panettiere……

Britney, who now has like eight kids, decided to stop and get some Starbucks in southern California. Tight jeans (great), tight shirt (not to great).

Britney, your nearly thirty. And you have kids. Your a MILF. Your breasts aren’t perky like they used to be. Your not eighteen. You prime was like, well, thirteen years ago.

It was great when you were jailbait, but now your just an old hag. With no make up of all all things.

Buy a fucking bra already!

With MILF boobs I might add. Clearly Britney Spears needs to buy a better bra. I can’t believe Britney Spears appears in public like this.

I guess it’s true what they say – she’s white trash after all!

I have to admit, the first picture I saw of Britney Spears looks pretty hot. I’d hit it.

But then when Britney Spears bends over…. You get to see her for what she really is – a fat MILF.

Britney Spears has a lot more in common with Madonna than she thinks!

Seems Britney Spears needs a fucking bra too.

Britney Spears needs to understand she’s no longer twenty-one and doesn’t have naturally perky breasts, and combined with spitting out a few kids – well, it doesn’t do a body good. What a damn shame. Britney Spears went from being everyone’s fantasy to a sloppy MILF with nipples pointing in the wrong direction.

This is so called “Queen of Pop” wearing short shorts and a little top that is open all over the place, trying to show us that she’s still relevant. She’s really not, she just hasn’t figured it out yet.

Not sure what’s up with the boots. If Britney Spears is able to wear short shorts and show us her belly, I’m guessing it’s warm enough that she doesn’t need to be wearing furry fucking boots.

I’m sure when she gets all dolled up she can look pretty decent, but that’s a trick that chicks use to get us interested. She reminds me of an old girlfriend I had who used to cram her fat little body into a girdle to hid her fat. I think that’s exactly what Britney Spears does.

I’m sure people still go to her concerts, but that’s mostly because it’s like watching a train wreck – You can’t help but want to watch!

Britney Spears was spotted in SoCal yesterday, and it seems that reality has finally smacked her in the face. She’s a MILF. Took her long enough to figure this out.

Is that some cottage cheese I see on her leg? Yikes.

Britney Spears has finally discovered that at the end of the day, and after burning through all of the money in the world, that she’s nothing special, and just another twenty-five year old begging for everyone’s attention.

Take away her fancy clothes and her make up, and she’s just another sloppy MILF.

So damn sad….

This is Britney Spears on tour; I’m not sure if there is a practice or the real deal. Either way, it’s kind of sad. What I see here is a middle aged woman who has spit out two kids, is kind of thick in the middle, and is blind as a bat and has to wear those ugly glasses. I don’t see a celebrity or a pop star. The chick who lives across the street from me is about ten times hotter.

I know she needs to make money, blah blah blah, but at this point it’s past comical and becoming sad. Hey, I was a huge fan of the Rolling Stones, but that was thirty years ago. I don’t want to go to a concert and watch a grandfather strutting around in tight pants. Ick. It’s time for Britney Spears to move over, and let the new generation take over.

Maybe she should get a job. The Wendy’s up the street from me is hiring. “Would you like fries with that?”

Britney Spears was on the Dave Letterman show last night, doing the top ten list – how things would be different if Britney Spears was President. Oh lord.

I’d hit it.