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While I try to ensure certain quality standards here on the world’s hottest celebrity blog, when Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan do something stupid, well, it’s hard for me to pass on. Today I’m going to pick on Britney Spears.

Britney, who now has like eight kids, decided to stop and get some Starbucks in southern California. Tight jeans (great), tight shirt (not to great).

Britney, your nearly thirty. And you have kids. Your a MILF. Your breasts aren’t perky like they used to be. Your not eighteen. You prime was like, well, thirteen years ago.

It was great when you were jailbait, but now your just an old hag. With no make up of all all things.

Buy a fucking bra already!

Last Modified: January 29th, 2010
Filed under: Britney Spears
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