18 Aug 09

Bad Britney Spears

This young boy has the right idea – cover your eyes or you’ll be scarred for life by Britney Spears.

I bet you it happens often too.

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Seems Britney Spears was hanging out at the pool at a hotel in Southern California this weekend, wearing nothing more than a bikini. Does she look good? Well, yeah, sort of. Considering she doesn’t really work and has nothing but free time these days, well, her body had better be rocking! The tattoos, however, scream “white trash”. I fail to understand how a musician who is really doing nothing more than acting like a well paid stripper on stage can get so many tattoos. And how does she explain this to her kids later on in life when they start asking questions? Is the going to tell them “Well, Mommy sold her soul to the devil and acted like a white trash whore in order to provide for you”. Yeah, right.

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Her body looks decent; Her hair, however, looks like rat’s nest.

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Would I hit it? Well, let’s face it – I am a man. And I’ll hit nearly anything. Including Britney Spears and her rat’s nest hair.


Last Modified: August 18th, 2009
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