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While I try to ensure certain quality standards here on the world’s hottest celebrity blog, when Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan do something stupid, well, it’s hard for me to pass on. Today I’m going to pick on Britney Spears.
Britney, who now has like eight kids, decided to stop and get some Starbucks in southern California. Tight jeans (great), tight shirt (not to great).
Britney, your nearly thirty. And you have kids. Your a MILF. Your breasts aren’t perky like they used to be. Your not eighteen. You prime was like, well, thirteen years ago.
It was great when you were jailbait, but now your just an old hag. With no make up of all all things.
Buy a fucking bra already!
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Britney’s Saggy Boobs
Okay, Britney Spears needs to cut this out already. She’s not making it as a brunette. At all. Go back to being blonde; It’s okay, we all know it’s fake – Every thirty year old woman dyes their hair. I know, she’s not thirty yet but she’ll be there this year. She’s already a MILF.
With MILF boobs I might add. Clearly Britney Spears needs to buy a better bra. I can’t believe Britney Spears appears in public like this.
I guess it’s true what they say – she’s white trash after all!
Britney Spears Fat MILF
Yesterday the Internet was buzzing with new pictures of Britney Spears. As if we haven’t seen Britney Spears in a bikini before.
I have to admit, the first picture I saw of Britney Spears looks pretty hot. I’d hit it.
But then when Britney Spears bends over…. You get to see her for what she really is – a fat MILF.
Britney Spears has a lot more in common with Madonna than she thinks!
Big Nipples
Seeing this picture of Britney Spears reminds me of a trip I made to Wal Mart with my girlfriend’s father. He’s a bit of a nut who is pissed off at society. He spent half of the time in the store bitching about everyone else. One woman in the check out line had huge breasts and they were sagging down to her waist and he said “Jesus fucking Christ, I’ll be you a fucking bra already”. Really loud too. He wasn’t shy.
Seems Britney Spears needs a fucking bra too.
Britney Spears needs to understand she’s no longer twenty-one and doesn’t have naturally perky breasts, and combined with spitting out a few kids – well, it doesn’t do a body good. What a damn shame. Britney Spears went from being everyone’s fantasy to a sloppy MILF with nipples pointing in the wrong direction.
Britney Still Not Relevant
Britney Spears confuses me. I’m not sure if I want to hit it or laugh.
This is so called “Queen of Pop” wearing short shorts and a little top that is open all over the place, trying to show us that she’s still relevant. She’s really not, she just hasn’t figured it out yet.
Not sure what’s up with the boots. If Britney Spears is able to wear short shorts and show us her belly, I’m guessing it’s warm enough that she doesn’t need to be wearing furry fucking boots.
Britney Again
Is it me or does Britney Spears look like a pony here? Yikes.
I’m sure when she gets all dolled up she can look pretty decent, but that’s a trick that chicks use to get us interested. She reminds me of an old girlfriend I had who used to cram her fat little body into a girdle to hid her fat. I think that’s exactly what Britney Spears does.
I’m sure people still go to her concerts, but that’s mostly because it’s like watching a train wreck – You can’t help but want to watch!
Poor Britney
We are way over due for a Britney Spears post, aren’t we?
Britney Spears was spotted in SoCal yesterday, and it seems that reality has finally smacked her in the face. She’s a MILF. Took her long enough to figure this out.
Is that some cottage cheese I see on her leg? Yikes.
Britney Spears has finally discovered that at the end of the day, and after burning through all of the money in the world, that she’s nothing special, and just another twenty-five year old begging for everyone’s attention.
Take away her fancy clothes and her make up, and she’s just another sloppy MILF.
So damn sad….
Britney Spears Past MILF
In a week I’m going to turn forty-two and it’s time for me to face reality – I’m no longer nearly as hip as I wish I was. Oh sure, I have a fancy little super charged sports car that destroys my friend’s Ferrari and I don’t have any gray hair below my waist, but it’s just hard to keep up with my young girlfriends. Britney Spears has yet to discover the same thing.
This is Britney Spears on tour; I’m not sure if there is a practice or the real deal. Either way, it’s kind of sad. What I see here is a middle aged woman who has spit out two kids, is kind of thick in the middle, and is blind as a bat and has to wear those ugly glasses. I don’t see a celebrity or a pop star. The chick who lives across the street from me is about ten times hotter.
I know she needs to make money, blah blah blah, but at this point it’s past comical and becoming sad. Hey, I was a huge fan of the Rolling Stones, but that was thirty years ago. I don’t want to go to a concert and watch a grandfather strutting around in tight pants. Ick. It’s time for Britney Spears to move over, and let the new generation take over.
Maybe she should get a job. The Wendy’s up the street from me is hiring. “Would you like fries with that?”
Free Pie
Two posts about Britney Spears in one day? Am I on crack? No.
Britney Spears was on the Dave Letterman show last night, doing the top ten list – how things would be different if Britney Spears was President. Oh lord.
I’d hit it.
Britney Bikini Bonanza
Looks like Britney Spears needs some attention…. She’s been showing off her body at the pool in a different bikini every day!
I’m not sure how I feel about Britney Spears – on one hand she’s pure white trash but on the other hand she’s got a banging bikini body – but I must admit I enjoy seeing her in a new bikini every day!
I trust Britney Spears is having fun in the sun!
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