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I’ve been bashing Britney Spears pretty bad the past few months. She’s come a long way from “Hit Me Baby One More Time”. She’s had some big highs, and scrapped the bottom of the barrel. I thought maybe she would climb her way out with her last album but it doesn’t seem so.

In the mean time she’s just in a holding pattern. And refuses to wear a bra.

I’m not sure how I feel about Britney Spears not wearing a bra. On one hand she’s got an impressive rack, so fuck it, let ‘em hang loose. On the other hand, she’s not twenty-one any more and she’s showing her age. MILFs shouldn’t walk around without bras.

Either way I’d hit it.

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How did I miss this? Seems two weeks ago Britney Spears was at the gas station in some short shorts and what I’m going to call an “overly tight t-shirt”. Combined with the fact that Britney Spears never ever likes to wear a bra, well…. Let’s just say it must have been cold outside. The end result is Britney Spears has some big old pokies while getting herself some of that cheap white trash soda she likes to much.

I hate to to say this, but if Britney Spears was wearing this for me… I’d hit it!

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Hmmm. Seems Britney Spears is hawking Candies again. Which makes me confused.

Do teens still look up to a MILF and decide what clothes they want to buy depending on what a saggy has been named Britney Spears tells them to buy?

I find that highly unlikely.

I think Candies should stick it out with Hayden Panettiere……

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While I try to ensure certain quality standards here on the world’s hottest celebrity blog, when Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan do something stupid, well, it’s hard for me to pass on. Today I’m going to pick on Britney Spears.

Britney, who now has like eight kids, decided to stop and get some Starbucks in southern California. Tight jeans (great), tight shirt (not to great).

Britney, your nearly thirty. And you have kids. Your a MILF. Your breasts aren’t perky like they used to be. Your not eighteen. You prime was like, well, thirteen years ago.

It was great when you were jailbait, but now your just an old hag. With no make up of all all things.

Buy a fucking bra already!

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Okay, Britney Spears needs to cut this out already. She’s not making it as a brunette. At all. Go back to being blonde; It’s okay, we all know it’s fake – Every thirty year old woman dyes their hair. I know, she’s not thirty yet but she’ll be there this year. She’s already a MILF.

With MILF boobs I might add. Clearly Britney Spears needs to buy a better bra. I can’t believe Britney Spears appears in public like this.

I guess it’s true what they say – she’s white trash after all!

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Yesterday the Internet was buzzing with new pictures of Britney Spears. As if we haven’t seen Britney Spears in a bikini before.

I have to admit, the first picture I saw of Britney Spears looks pretty hot. I’d hit it.

But then when Britney Spears bends over…. You get to see her for what she really is – a fat MILF.

Britney Spears has a lot more in common with Madonna than she thinks!

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Seeing this picture of Britney Spears reminds me of a trip I made to Wal Mart with my girlfriend’s father. He’s a bit of a nut who is pissed off at society. He spent half of the time in the store bitching about everyone else. One woman in the check out line had huge breasts and they were sagging down to her waist and he said “Jesus fucking Christ, I’ll be you a fucking bra already”. Really loud too. He wasn’t shy.

Seems Britney Spears needs a fucking bra too.

Britney Spears needs to understand she’s no longer twenty-one and doesn’t have naturally perky breasts, and combined with spitting out a few kids – well, it doesn’t do a body good. What a damn shame. Britney Spears went from being everyone’s fantasy to a sloppy MILF with nipples pointing in the wrong direction.

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Britney Spears confuses me. I’m not sure if I want to hit it or laugh.

This is so called “Queen of Pop” wearing short shorts and a little top that is open all over the place, trying to show us that she’s still relevant. She’s really not, she just hasn’t figured it out yet.

Not sure what’s up with the boots. If Britney Spears is able to wear short shorts and show us her belly, I’m guessing it’s warm enough that she doesn’t need to be wearing furry fucking boots.

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Is it me or does Britney Spears look like a pony here? Yikes.

I’m sure when she gets all dolled up she can look pretty decent, but that’s a trick that chicks use to get us interested. She reminds me of an old girlfriend I had who used to cram her fat little body into a girdle to hid her fat. I think that’s exactly what Britney Spears does.

I’m sure people still go to her concerts, but that’s mostly because it’s like watching a train wreck – You can’t help but want to watch!

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We are way over due for a Britney Spears post, aren’t we?

Britney Spears was spotted in SoCal yesterday, and it seems that reality has finally smacked her in the face. She’s a MILF. Took her long enough to figure this out.

Is that some cottage cheese I see on her leg? Yikes.

Britney Spears has finally discovered that at the end of the day, and after burning through all of the money in the world, that she’s nothing special, and just another twenty-five year old begging for everyone’s attention.

Take away her fancy clothes and her make up, and she’s just another sloppy MILF.

So damn sad….

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