Britney Spears Bikini
I always just assumed that if I had the chance to hit Britney Spears I would jump at it, no matter what. Now after seeing Britney Spears in her bikini I’m not as sure. I know she’s a MILF and all that, but being as she doesn’t have a full time job she has plenty of time to work out, and um, clearly she hasn’t been.
I love the white trash tattoos that Britney Spears has….
Britney Spears Upskirt
No matter how much money you throw at the problem, it doesn’t change much. Because at the end of the day, Britney Spears is still white trash.
But we are forever grateful that Britney Spears is showing us her panties – yet again!
Well, at lest she’s wearing panties. Or does Britney Spears take her panties off in the limo on the way home so she can get her naughty freak on!
Britney Spears might be the perfect example of rich white trash, but we’d all hit it – if only so we could say we banged Britney Spears!
Britney’s Back Bitch
Looks like Britney Spears made a nice appearance at the MTV Music Awards. I know, it was a few days ago but there was just so much to post…
Britney Spears even looked good.
You know when she says “Britney’s Back Bitch” she really means “take a look at my still sweet MILF ass”. I’d hit it.
I think Britney Spears got an award for has-been of the year or something. But whatever, we’d all still hit it. Don’t lie.
Britney Spears Is Back Again
Britney Spears is back. Crap, not this again.
All right, we’ll give Britney some credit this time. It seems like she’s looking good. At least she’s not looking fat like she was before. That was embarrassing for all of us.
We’d hit it, but mostly because it’s Britney Spears. Imagine being able to say you nailed Britney Spears. I know, right?
So Britney Spears is looking good, and fit. She should, she’s only twenty-nine years old. It should be easy for someone of her age to keep fit and trim. We love how her boobies are sitting nicely in that outfit!
While this time around Britney Spears is looking a tad bit on the sexy side, she’s still like ten years older than most of her dancers. That’s got to make her feel odd if not old.
But no matter what, at the end of the day, we would so hit that!
Britney Spears Live
For reasons I still fail to understand, people are still willing to pay to see Britney Spears perform. How odd. One would think that at this point, Britney Spears would have been a has been and an after thought.
But the real mystery is I can’t figure out if Britney Spears is “plump” or looking good.
Britney Spears was performing the other night in LA when these pix were snapped. Looks like lots of wardrobe changes!
Britney’s Back Again
It seems like Britney is back. Again. And everyone seems amazed and turned on by the recent pictures coming out of her tour….
These pix of Britney Spears were taken in Vegas.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d hit it, but Britney Spears is now a MILF and no longer marriage material in my eyes.
Nice boobs though.
Britney Spears Nipples
Britney Spears has nipples in her green bikini when she’s in the water….
What a killer pair of sexy breasts Britney Spears has!
Everybody say “yea” for celebrity breasts!
Slutty Britney Spears
Britney Spears is desperately trying to stage yet another comeback.
If she keeps taking slutty photos like this, it might just work!
Spears Album Cover
Britney Spears might be getting hot again. This is for her new album cover.
But she needs to show more skin and more boobs.
Nice try Britney. Try again.
Britney And V
Britney’s back bitch. But only because of the magic of Photoshop!
Seems Britney Spears is on the cover of V Magazine. LOL. V Magazine. Nothing screams “Vagina” like a giant fucking “V”.
Kind of sexy, but at this point Britney Spears is getting better at comebacks than Madonna is. And that’s gross.
I’d still hit it.













































