Perky Audrina Patridge
Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I just want to cry? Why? Oh, I live a good life. I have my sports car, a nice big house that I’ve managed to keep, and a beautiful girlfriend half my age. I have no complaints at all.
Well, maybe one. Maybe my only complaint is that I don’t get to pound to Audrina Patridge daily and nightly but never so slightly….
I don’t know where these photos of Audrina Patridge were taken, or why, but I don’t care. Any chance for us to see Audrina Patridge in a tight little skirt and a super short shorts on the beach is just fine with me!
The only thing that would make Audrina Patridge any hotter….. Would be seeing her in a bikini!
And the next time Audrina Patridge goes out in her bikini, I’ll be sure to post those pix too!
Super Side Boobage
Well, it’s got to suck to be Audrina Patridge right now. Seems she went out to have our nails done in a tight little black dress… and her boobies were pretty much hanging out of the sides of the dress. On one hand hot, on the other hand… kind of embarrassing for her!
She might as well just show us her boobies and get it over with!
Night Club Tag Team
I’ve had dreams like this. Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari went out last night to the same night club. I’m not sure if it was an accident or if these two are raging lesbians behind closed doors. Now, what Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari do after hours usually isn’t too much of my concern – depending on what they are wearing. Which is this case is very interesting.
We can start with Kristin Cavallari who wore a very short tight black dress. Kind of sexy, kind of exactly what my last hooker wore. God bless easy access!
Audrina Patridge wasn’t much better. Again, tight and short dress. But Audrina Patridge followed it up with black stockings and slutty black boots.
This is exactly how I expect a hooker to dress. Thanks for showing us.
Are these chicks just sluts, or do they just dress like one?
Bikini Roller Skater
Any day I get to post up new pictures of Audrina Patridge I consider it a good day. These seem to be behind the scenes of some shoot where Audrina Patridge is in a bikini and roller skates. I couldn’t count how many times I’ve had fantasies just like this!
These photos seem to have come directly from her website?
Imagine getting to spend an afternoon with Audrina Patridge in a bikini, no less roller skates!!!!
Audrina Patridge Is Hot
Is it me, or does Audrina Patridge just look smoking hot no matter what she does?
I can’t tell if this is some party for rich celebrities or if she’s trying on various dresses for some upcoming event, but either way Audrina Patridge is smoking hot!
Audrina Patridge Bikini
Not sure how I missed this – Audrina Patridge in her sexy bikini!
I’m not sure when these photos of Audrina Patridge were taken, but it doesn’t matter much to me. It’s too hot not to post them even if I’m late with them. Get over it.
These photos were taken at a DKNY house party at a beach house in Malibu, where all of the hottest celebs like to show off their bikini bodies. And that’s exactly what Audrina Patridge is doing here!
These shots are great!
Oh My Audrina Patridge
Last Thursday Audrina Patridge went to the Los Premios MTV event. I have no idea what this is and frankly, I don’t give a crap. Sounds like some Spanish shit to me. I mean, I don’t have a thing against Spanish people, Mexicans, or the white guy that does my landscaping for me because I’m too busy writing about half naked celebrity in thigh high boots strutting their stuff. I don’t care what the event is, Spanish or otherwise, as long as I get to see the pix.
So without further delay let’s check out these pictures of Audrina Patridge in her sexy black dress….
The dress does it for me, but it’s not why this is my top pick for a Monday morning. It’s the boots. These boots Audrina Patridge has on are so fucking sexy that it makes me hard just thinking about them…..
If I was dating Audrina Patridge, I wouldn’t let her out of the house in these boots. These boots would be for the bedroom only!
Oh, how much do you love Audrina Patridge now?
Audrina Patridge High Heels
Audrina Patridge should know better! Here she is on the set of The Hills sporting some tight jeans and some sexy high heel pumps.
Loving her breasts too!
But Audrina Patridge should know better; She shouldn’t be wearing shoes like that out in public! Those are the kind of shoes you only wear in the bedroom when entertaining your man!
Still hot though! I wish more chicks would wear shoes like that in public!
Stephanie And Audrina
This is Stephanie Pratt and Audrina Patridge out shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday.
Do you know how they can afford to shop in Beverly hills? Because they each make $100k PER EPISODE. Holy shit.
I hope Stephanie Pratt and Audrina Patridge are saving up their money, because this won’t last forever!
Sexy Short Tight Red Dress
I don’t know how, why, when, or where, but for some reason Audrina Patridge was dressed up in a sexy little tight red dress and out and about on the town…
Why can’t all women wear sexy short tight dresses like this? Forget the angel in blue; I want to fuck the hottie in the sexy short tight red dress!
And that hottie is Audrina Patridge!!!!


















































