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Audrina Patridge Does Christmas

admin — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:01:00 +0000

This is what I love the most about Christmas. It’s just like Halloween all over again – you know, when hot women dress up like whores for no reason.

For reasons I don’t pretend to understand, Audrina Patridge got dressed up like Santa’s youngest daughter in a hot little tight red dress and slutty boots and a Christmas hat and, well, I guess she did something.

At a certain point in time whatever Audrina Patridge was doing was completely over shadowed by the fact that Audrina Patridge was there and wearing this slutty little outfit…

I mean, Audrina Patridge on a good day is distracting. Put her in a little tight short Christmas dress and your just fueling the fantasies of millions of men like me who can only watch from a distance.

Audrina Patridge Sweater Meat

admin — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 09:34:00 +0000

Every now and then we need to be reminded that Audrina Patridge has huge sweater meat. Damn.

Audrina Patridge was at the American Music Awards Sunday night with this little dress…

I love the dress Audrina Patridge is wearing – very short, showing off her legs, and also showing off her cleavage. Win win for us!

Loving those long legs too. But with Audrina Patridge for me it’s mostly the sweater meat!

Super Sexy And Rich

admin — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 09:43:00 +0000

If your gonna party with the rich and famous, you’ll need to make sure they are in fact both rich and famous.

Seems Audrina Patridge was a little bit out of her league the other day when she went to a party held by Richard Branson – You know, one of the richest mother fuckers in the world?

And Audrina Patridge was dressed to party too! What a sexy little dress she’s wearing!

Makes you wonder if he hit it off with Audrina Patridge… He’s so fucking rich he could buy her in a heart beat!

Audrina Patridge Red Bikini Pix

admin — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 08:56:00 +0000

Last week we posted up some lame Audrina Patridge bikini pix. I know, totally lame. It’s not like we haven’t seen Audrina Patridge in a bikini before, right? She loves to show off her party.

Well, at least we know how Audrina Patridge is spending her labor day weekend…

Audrina Patridge is spending it on the beach in Malibu – in her sexy red bikini!

I wonder if Malibu is really all it’s cracked up to be. I mean, it always looks hazy there. Then again, it seems all of the hot celebs live there so it’s got to be a fun place to live!

Audrina Patridge Blue Bikini

admin — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 10:05:00 +0000

I love it every time Audrina Patridge goes out. And even more so when she’s in a bikini….

This time around she’s doing some lame promo for some zit cream. LOL. The women with perfect skin doing ads for a zit cream. Go figure.

Don’t care about zits much, but I do love her perfect little tight body… And I love how Audrina Patridge loves to show it off in a bikini!

Audrina Patridge In Tight Jeans

admin — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 08:30:00 +0000

Is it me or does Audrina Patridge just get fucking hotter every time we see her?

Seems Audrina Patridge is modeling for Bongo Jeans, and she looks super sexy in her tight jeans and her hot little high heel shoes…

What a nice tight little ass Audrina Patridge has!

Now if only we could get her to turn around so we could see her topless that would be great!

Dressed For Breakfast

admin — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 08:15:00 +0000

Seems Audrina Patridge went out for breakfast the other morning… And had to get dressed up for it. She sure does look cute for “breakfast”. This is why Audrina Patridge is always so hot – If this is how much effort she puts into breakfast, you can just imagine what she goes through to get ready for dinner.

Or sex…

That’s a hot dress Audrina Patridge has on! Yummy!

Then she’s eating breakfast…. I have no idea; I’m making shit up here. I can’t tell if Audrina Patridge is eating breakfast or eating chips. Either way I can’t afford to eat there and Audrina Patridge would never go out with me any hows…

Audrina Patridge Blue Bikini

admin — Mon, 30 May 2011 21:11:21 +0000

Well, we know how Audrina Patridge spent her Memorial Day Weekend… On the beach in a bikni drinking…

And looking beautiful doing it too!

What a killer bikini body Audrina Patridge has!

Audrina Patridge

breasts — Wed, 18 May 2011 10:05:00 +0000

Audrina Patridge has a nice small perky rack! It’s not always about BIG boobs, just boobs… All women have them; Some celebs just show them off better than others!

And what better way for Audrina Patridge to show off her celeb breasts other than a hot bikini!

Audrina Patridge

admin — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 10:02:00 +0000

I don’t watch such shows myself – I don’t need casual jerk material – but I can see how this panning out. This new show Audrina Patridge has… It’s all about her being sexy. No substance, just sexy.

And clearly Audrina Patridge is turning up the sex appeal!

Got to love it when a women pushes the hair up. You also got to love it when a chick pushes her boobies up too.

Show off!

I have no idea what Audrina Patridge is doing here, but it looks like she’s trying to exercise in her lingerie – which is kind of hot. But it makes me wonder if this show will have anything of interest to anyone.